Monday, September 24, 2007

Start Your Week Off With Sheik

Please, folks: don't talk when the Iron Sheik is talking. It's something that I've had to learn to deal with all my life. Someone's always gotta fucking butt in my conversations and I just let it slide. But Sheiky Baby? No way. He's not going to let you get away with anything if you start having a side conversation when he's the one that's supposed to get the camera time. It's awfully rude, you know? Mrs. Ramirez had a banner in my second grade class saying, "SILENCE IS GOLDEN". Learn, assholes.

This is some fat kid impersonating the Iron Sheik while reviewing TNA's Hard Justice. I think this is over 8 minutes of a waste of your time, but it's not even a hilarious waste of time. Like, dude, if you're gonna entertain me, then please shave your head and grow a custom Iranian moustache. No, I didn't watch all of this either. This kid really needs a girlfriend. Or needs to find some better porn to look at, if only so that it will distract him from making any more videos. The reason why I put shit like this up to review is only because these people intrigue me. The question that always pops into my head when I hear about these internet celebrities is, "what drives people to want to do this in front of a camera?" I can come up with a lot of answers, but I don't think they're good enough to satisfy my question.

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