Recap of the Sheik Show (10/15/2007) And A Call To Arms

What's up, folks? It's been a couple of days and I still can't believe that no one has leaked the Sheik's appearance on the fucking Howard Stern show yet. Where are all the raging fans out there that are supposed to hook me up with mp3s of his appearances, bootleg DVDs produced by accused pedophiles and some good medicine. The only people that have really helped me so far are the following people:

Everybody that I have linked to.
The fuckin' DOI.
Jay-P from Australia.
All my family and friends that have banded together to support this.

But again: WHERE ARE YOU?????

Hook a brother up, man. I provide tremendous recaps of everything while at work and all you've gotta do is scroll through this shit. Just please don't send the Iron Sheik Youtube Review any crack. I'd have to flush it down the toilet or send it to some troll on the internet.

Here's the link that I've put up for the debut of the Sheik: http://www.sendspace.com/file/ddzgh9
Now, I shall recap it since this will be awesome. It has to be awesome.

First off, I wanna say that Sheik's theme song for his show is GREAT. It starts off with the Muslim prayers that I tried to drown out of my head back when I was living with my parents and used to irregularly go to the mosque. Then you can hear the Fink announcing the Sheik. How can this go wrong? IT CAN'T, THAT'S WHY.

Shuli, some dude who works on the Stern show, is the co-host and he is surprisingly less-annoying than anything of the people that have been involved with Sheik in one form or another. I almost expect this guy to either be bald or be reveling in full Hasidic garb. Oh yeah, Eric Simms is in the house, as well.

Sheik is happy to be here. He is glad to be on Howard One Hundred and One Radio Station. Shuli wants this show to cut away from all the screaming and yelling. He finds Sheik to be an interesting guy. Shuli takes a call from a guy named Howard who gives much love to Sheik and says it's good to see a revival of his career. He asks Sheik what kind of performer he would be. Sheik says he'd be like Cena or Batista. He puts over the WWE, the young performers and also himself.

Shuli wants serious callers and doesn't want just Brian Blair shit. Some Jewish guy calls. Sheik loves the Jews and Muslims and doesn't wanna talk about religion and politics like Ahmadinejad. The Jew has a question and it is if he holds Vince responsible for the addiction of steroids in wrestling. Sheik compares himself to Angle, Gable and Abdullah Movahed. He says Vince has gotta do something and he misses Guerrero, Henning and Hawk. Sheik is not a doctor so he doesn't know what's going on. He begins to talk about missing Benoit. All Sheik wants to do is pray.

Shuli asks about Benoit. Sheik says that Benoit called him and that he saw Benoit and the Raw before he killed himself. He talks about Benoit training guys and says he is a neighbor of his in Fayetteville, Georgia, along with Orndorff and Regal. He says Benoit wanted him to come over to house since he was lonely. Apparently, they only lives 5 minutes away from each other. He thinks the doctor gave Benoit too much testorone or uppers or downers. Sheik's disgusted that Benoit roided up Daniel and killed him and his wife. He didn't ever think Benoit could ever do it. He's confused. Benoit broke Sheik's heart. He can't fucking forget about it. He says he can't forgive or forget Benoit for killing his wife and son. He says if Benoit was mad at himself, then he should've just been a man and killed himself. Sheik gets all wound up during this, as usual. What we can learn from this is that you shouldn't kill your kid.

Derek in Ohio is some old dude who claims to be a huge fan of Sheik, but really isn't. Sheik gets really angry and tells him to take a walk.

Some guy in Florida has a question. He's first complementing the Sheik for coming back into the limelight. Sheik thanks Stern, the Killers of Comedy, Bob Levy and Beetlejuice. Even though he is Persian, he gets along with Jews except that jabronie Eric Simms. He asks what his favorite match is and whether he will be on WWE again. Sheik says that his favorite match is his Bootcamp Match with Sgt. Slaughter. He puts over Slaughter! Another match is his title win over Bob Backlund. He puts over Backlund. And the third match is his loss to Hogan to drop the strap. He doesn't put over Hogan! I'm sure Hogan is crying himself to sleep with not being put over by Sheiky Baby.

He also says that he prefers to work with Levy and Stern, but if Vince calls him, then he's gotta speak to Simms first and then he'd go back to WWE. He puts over WWE and also brags about beating Vince in racquetball. He also puts over the McMahon family and talks about getting hugs and kisses from HHH and Steph. He has worked for three generations of the McMahon and loves them.

Another caller starts with a Muslim greeting and asks who was his favorite tag team partner and who sucks the biggest cock: Allah, Muhammad or Jesus. I'd go with Muhammad. Shuli wants Sheik to answer the first question and ignore the second. Sheik says his favorite partner was Nikolai. He says that outside the ring, Nikolai was great. He puts over Nikolai's usage of the Foreman grill and was a shrewd buyer of food. He respects Nikolai for not cheating his body, but he's got heat with him for the two dollars that he didn't give the wheelchair man. He is a jabronie Jew Russian Jew even after he booked him for Mister Makdavi. WHO IS MISTER MAKDAVI?!?!!? He puts over the wheelchair men in NYC, LA and Atlanta. He says that while he loves Nikolai, he says that he can't take all his money to the cemetary and NOT to be a cheap Jew son of a bitch!

A caller is a wrestler who is 6'1, 210 pounds. He wants some training tips. Sheik asks how old is he. The kid is 22. He says that as long as you are young and tall and that he should see if he should train 3 times a day all year round, can go to some Olympic wrestling school, watch his diet and pray to Jesus. INSHALLAH. He says if you can't make it in America, then you can't make it Bombay or Calcutta. You have everything here: good food and electricity, which he didn't even grow up with! Wow. He says Allah was behind him. He puts over the amateurs that he trained with, like Gholamreza Takhti.

Shuli is impressed with Sheik's advice. Sheik says swimming, Greco Roman and freestyle wrestling are the toughest sports in the Olympics. He respects Michael Jordan, but he needed 11 teammates in order to win the Gold medal. He confuses football with basketball. He respects Joe Namath and Terry Bradshaw, but even they know that wrestling is the toughest sport.

Shuli is happy and hopes Sheik is happy. The phone lines are lighting up. A caller asks how the injuries have affecting Sheik since he saw him on the Stern show. He says that the caller doesn't know what he's talking about, but he's been wrestling forever so he has a lot of damage. Shuli asks if he expected to live to 65 since he was a party animal back in the day. He says he's absolutely right. Apparently, Eric Simms tells everyone that Sheik is an animal partyman all night 24 hours 7 days a week and even if Sheik is very bad, Sheik is always training. He says that yes he is 65, but he needs to do something. He claims moderation, but Eric and Nikolai claim Sheik's moderation is 24 hours non-stop and is a world champion at A to the Z. He says that he is healthy and happy and loves his radio show.

TOM BRANDI calls him. Sheik puts over Brandi and calls him his Italian best friend and he gave his son his Olympic wrestling trunks. Brandi says he's a good guy and bad guy and that Sheik managed him when he was a Patriot. He said that he had to call in since Sheik's his best friend and wants him to knock them dead. He says forget about Hogan. Sheik says also forget about Warrior and all these other jabronie conmen. Shuli asks if people take advantage of him, but he knows better. He says Brandi is like family for him since he gave him a watch in exchange for his trunk. Brandi is like a son to Sheik as is the next caller...

BOB LEVY talks about how guys are getting pushed when they got like 3 moves. Sheik agrees about Hogan has like 3 moves. He says a grandmother can pretty much do that, too. Levy used to be a wrestle. His name used to be the Heartbreaker Bobby Slayer. He says Warrior only had 2 moves. Sheik talks about Warrior's shaking of the ropes. He hopes Vince books him against Warrior. He calls Warrior no-good and calls him a prostitute that everybody knew about, which made him lose face. He is angry at Simms for bringing him over to Warrior in the infamous slapping incident from a few months ago. "Ultimate Warrior, fuck you!!!"

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Some weird dude asks about the origins of the camel clutch. He asks the cameraman to zoom. He says that in the old country, they had camels and sheep. He says both him and the Original Sheik and Sabu used it. He calls them his cousin and nephew, originally.

Another guy calls and says that he met Sheik a month after 9/11. He asks if Sheik blames Luger for Miss Elizabeth's death. Sheik says that it's a tough decision. He said that Elizabeth left that jabronie Jew Randy Savage and moved to Georgia. He says he loves and misses Elizabeth. He puts over Lanny and Angelo Poffo, specifically bringing up Angelo's sit-up record. But Randy did not treat Elizabeth good. He says after Savage, Liz went to Luger. He says Luger was a good friend of his, but he used to go to his gym that he co-owned with Sting. He says that he's not sure, but he says everybody knows Luger was a gimmick man pretty boy. Even though he doesn't know, he says that if he finds out that Lex did damage to Elizabeth, then he'll beat the fuck out of him. He calls Elizabeth beautiful and say God Bless Elizabeth, Savage and Elizabeth's family.

Shuli asks for an Andre the Giant story. Sheik says that in wrestling, they have the midgets to the giants. He says giants are supposed to be a role model, a real babyface. He calls himself a heel. He says that when they'd go to London, Tokyo or whatever, he says Andre would play cards and that he'd come into the ring all fucked up. He says Andre could hurt you, but Sheik was a general in the ring. He repeats the Andre autograph story where he curses out a little kid. What a dickhead.

Shuli is having a good time with Sheik. He says 5 minutes before the show started, the phone lines were all full. Some caller whines about some guy pissing him off, but Sheik tells him to ignore the guy. And not to sell it!

A caller puts over Sheik's work in Georgia and how it's still classic. He says that while Levy says they don't need Sheik or whatever on the Killers of Comedy show. Sheik puts over Beetlejuice and doesn't mind if the guy shits his pants. Another guy calls with praises and how he feels about Bret Hart and his family. He says he wrestled in Calgary in 1973 and loves the family. Another guy says god bless the Iron Sheik and asked about being in TNA. He says that Angle and Jerry Jarrett are there, so if they need him, then he's there, but he's very happy working for Howard. Another guy asks who he has kept in touch with and asks who he'd like to wrestle if he was in the best shape. He says Cena, Angle and HHH. They ignored the first question!

Another guy asks about Fred Blassie. He says Mister Jafari helped meet him in Iran and also that he met Rikidozan with Blassie in 1960. Someone asks if he invented the camel crutch while trying to buttfuck Hogan while trying for the reacharound. Another guy calls about how everybody hated the Sheik and people threw shit in the ring. Sheik has a Piper story. They were working for Crockett and the Iranian people invited them for shish kebab and rice. So they went and afterwards, they got qualudes, uppers, downers, Percoset, "powder" and a grinder from this "doctor". Then they got pulled over and he had to pay off the cop $500 in order to not get arrested. Sheik puts over Howard one last time and the show is over!!!!

I'm Still Here

I know, right. Sometimes, it's a little unsettling to realize that the internet is an extremely powerful medium to get your shit out there for everyone to see. I enjoy it and stuff, but wow, you know? Yeah, I'm coming down from smoking a blunt after watching "Knocked Up". That's a good movie. You should go see it, but if you don't, then I promise not to look down on you like a film snob. I haven't even watched any of that Star Trek shit. Sorry, fags.



So this is from the new RF shoot with Sheiky Baby. It seems pretty intense from the audio version that I heard. If anyone has this DVD, then please e-mail me. We can talk about how awesome it is. No, I refuse to say anything else. I am so amazed at Sheik's handling of the cigarette. Dude refuses to even smoke his lit cigarette and waves it around his bed. By the end of this, Sheik puts the cigarette into his open bottle of beer. Sheik is going to fuck the whole Hogan family. Maybe he jerks off while thinking about being smothered by Linda's titties. I love the Vikings hat, don't you? And he says "E-S-S" perfectly!

Jay-P from fucking AUSTRALIA sent me this song of the Sheik ranting on top of Kurt Angle's WWE theme song. It's really annoying to hear Angle's theme over and over again, but I do not discredit the hard work that it took to make this theme. I'm amazed whenever I get any feedback, actually. Here's the link: http://www.zshare.net/audio/4220938311a158/



IT'S THE IRON SHEIK YOUTUBE REVIEW OLD SCHOOL JAM OF THE WEEK: Blahzay Blahzay's "Danger". This shit is fucking great. I love this song and I oftentimes wonder what happened to Mr. Blahzay. Well, I also think that about Shyheim the Rugged Child, Pete Nice and Rampage the Lost Boy Scout, too, so Blahzay's not the only one on the Missing Persons portion on the back of a milk carton. Anyways, this is great mid-90s rap music and is what I enjoy listening to.

Sheik Buys Crack...AND MORE

Sheik's buying drugs makes the internet. What do you think about this being filmed? It's not like it's being filmed for A&E Intervention, you know. This is strictly for the profit of the person who is filming it. It's pretty sad, but what can you do other than wince and say, "well, I hope that I'm not as fucked up when I'm in my late sixties". Sheik gets Eric Simms to call his friendly drug dealer in New Jersey. The guy doesn't want to come to their shitty hotel room, but Eric refuses to drive and pick it up. Sheik has a 100 dollars that he wants to spend on crack and marijuana. Damn, 40 dollars of weed for a week is good enough for me, but Sheik's habit appears to be rather excessive and expensive. Oh well! Eric tells Sheik to be quiet while he tries to reason with the dealer. The drug dealer hangs up in the end after Sheik starts ranting and raving after he hears that he won't get his drugs tonight.




This is the meeting between Hulk and Sheik a few months ago. Everything's going great and Hogan says he wants Sheik's number. Of course, Hogan being Hogan, he doesn't call back our hero which is some bullshit. I know there are a lot of Hogan lovers out there, but damn, your man is real shady. He can't even call the legend!? Ridiculous. Sheik's jacket is awesome, but can't someone tell him that dirty Atlanta Olympics winter cap looks horrible? Where's Tim Gunn to give Sheik some fashion advice?



I downloaded this a couple days ago and it's pretty good. I like his first album better, but Kanye has some good beats here. Just delete the songs with that faggot Mos Def and the lead singer of Coldplay. I like Coldplay but if it's gonna be him and Kanye, then it is just too much faggotry for one track. Otherwise, everything's just pretty good.

Of Course, There's MORE Sheik on Howard Stern.

Fuck YES, the whole radio segment with Howard. No video on this one, but there's no way I can review this whole thing. Listen to it, though.



With every party, there's always one jackass that wants to ruin the night. Whether it means drinking too much, snorting way too much coke or just being a complete douche, these individuals do exist. In this case, it's some deejay named Bubba the Love Sponge. I know he's good friends with Hulk Hogan, which is the only reason that he's on Howard. Before Bubba came out, Sheik was optimistic, but didn't trust Bubba, So Bubba comes out and spits out some wrestling facts that he got from Wikipedia. He defends Hulk and Sheik gets pissed at him. Bubba challenges Sheik's Olympic claims, but Sheik reasons that Olympics and AAU are the same thing. Bubba claims he wrestled AAU at 225 pounds, but Sheik notes that Bubba is a fat ass, which is quite true. Sheik calls Bubba a Italian Jewish faggot or whatever. Don't get angry at me since trying to convert Sheiklish-to-English is a skill that takes years to master. Bubba says he could beat up Sheik right now, but Sheik doesn't seem fazed at all.

Bubba keeps calling Sheik a jobber since Vince Sr. told him to drop the belt. Around this time, they refer to Hulk as Terry. Bubba seems legit riled up, but I think it's just him trying to piggyback off the Sheik's popularity while continuing to ride Hogan's coattails. I wonder how much Bubba got paid to do that show in Memphis that had the Hulk/Big Show main event. Bubba keeps calling Sheik "kid" which is disgusting. I don't call any elders "kid".

Howard brings out AJ, the porn star who does Anal Ring Toss at bachelor parties. Sheik is loving it right now. Where's Sheik's cold beer, damn it. Sheik needs money since he's broke.

Then we have the "Killer Bees" cutting promos on the Sheik. Howard says they just signed a deal with the WWE. Sheik believes that Jim Brunzell has betrayed him, which is just ridiculous. Both Bees are wearing masks and Sheik is freaking out about it. One Bee says his moustache smells like Nikolai Volkoff's asshole. This segment didn't last too long as Howard wanted Sheik to settle down.

Howard plugs Sheik's stuff and asks Vince McMahon to bring the Sheik back. Sheik says Vince forgot about and he broke Sheik's heart. Bubba says Blair really isn't gay and needs to stop it. Sheik says "really" and Bubba confirms it. Sheik asks about Warrior and Bubba says "well, you might have something there..."

We get a little clip of Sheik giving excuses as to why his Anal Ring Tossing isn't up to par. He's not Michael Jordan or Michael Jackson.

Guess What? Sheikymania is Out Of Control.

The Great Blog got the most page impressions in one day than ever, due to Sheik's appearance on the Howard Stern Show. I'm trying to keep up to date with all the new happenings in the Youtube World of Sheik, which is pretty hard to do when the guy is literally everywhere.

But I still want to make this blog about appreciating the old stuff and new stuff. There's still a lot of incidents that we haven't even covered yet, which I'm planning to get to next week. Hopefully, someone will either leak Sheik's appearance on Howard on Youtube, but, for now, go to MarksFriggin.com (click on the link to see the rundown of Thursday's show). From what I've read, it sounded like he had a good appearance. The guy went off on people and, also, played a friendly game of Anal Ring Toss. Glad he won $2,500, but let's hope he doesn't spend it all on medicine.

In the meantime, I'm really interested in the promotion that Sheik is doing right now. He's teamed up with his "nephews", the Magen brothers, and is going to release a documentary with them. Go to www.sheikshow.com and check out the footage there. It doesn't leave anything to the imagination. And update your Myspace friend listings, the new official Sheik myspace is /therealironsheik.



Sheik's appearance on the Monday Night Mayhem show, which I listened to a couple days ago. He seems pretty sober here. He seems excited to be on the Stern show. Although Hogan broke his heart and apparently kayfabed him by having Jimmy Hart take his phone number, he's got a lot of respect for him. Sheik's feelings on his contemporaries is usually pretty consistent, unless it's either Hogan or Blair. I guess he's looking forward to Anal Ring Toss or whatever. He says ESS Promotions correctly, which is tremendous.

He's still lying to us about getting a gold medal in Mexico City, but let's just nod our heads. At least he's got an AAU gold medal! This interview is tremendous. Just remember, he's the rheal. Even though he's a loyal company man, he does occasionally watch TNA.

Sheik does talk about Chris Benoit and he actually comes off better than Steve Blackman and Warrior, since he doesn't talk about defending the business so that is great. He's just upset about Daniel and Nancy Benoit dying. Even if he says "I know the man is innocent", but later on, he says that Benoit broke his heart, so I think accepting the truth is really hard for him. It's really a fucking shame what happened.

Alright, I'm done. Take care and have a great weekend, jackasses. New post probably on Monday, maybe later.

Yes, The Sheik is on Howard Stern TODAY.

At least, I think he's on? I am one of the many people that didn't switch to Sirius so I am hoping that you, the public, can help a poor South Asian brother out here. If you can't, then well, fuck you. But if you can, then I shall thank you personally on this very blog. I know you care. You've gotta care. But whatever.

Anyways, Rob Feinstein has put up a nine minute audio clip of Howard Stern talking about Our Hero. I believe it's worth a listen, so yeah, listen.



WOW WHAT AN AWESOME LISTEN, RIGHT? Yeah, so they're gonna make fun of him and shit. And there will be beer. I've watched Howard's show on the E! network for a million years so nothing will particularly surprise me about the appearance. They're gonna play Anal Ring Toss which seems kinda fun. Do Iranians play Anal Ring Toss after hard-fought amateur wrestling matches in Tehran? Who knows.

So, that dude, Rob Feinstein may have a rather checkered history. From allegations of stiffing his customers when it comes to DVDs to other allegations of bootlegging to other allegations of just being unusual, he's someone who has been vilified throughout the internets. Well, things got worse a couple years ago after one of those "To Catch a Predator"-like stings that involved Perverted Justice and some local news crew...



Because of this, dude lost the wrestling company that he was helping to run, Ring of Honor. And, well, it would interesting if Howard did know about Rob's background. Maybe someone will send a link of this video over to Howard's people. Or maybe people just don't give a damn anyway. Nice to know that Sheik's crew consists of a rather untrustworthy individual who happens to be Jewish and a failed wrestling promoter accused of pedophilia.



Sheik rants and raves while Dan Miloni half-heartedly holds up some photos of Sheiky Baby. Miloni holds up Sheik's glossies and the camera gets like, maybe, a third of the picture, hahaha. This is from the MWF shoot that got the ball rolling as far as Sheikymania is concerned.

Have a great fucking day, people.

Of course, there will be more.

Sheik really hates Andre. You know this and I know this. Probably more than Hogan since Andre used to make Sheik's life miserable in the ring, according to Bobby Heenan. I don't think I've ever heard of Hogan being uncooperative or whatever, but that's a path of thinking that bores me right about now so I'll move on.





These videos are groundbreaking. After you watch these, please go out of your way to alert your parents, friends, brothers, sisters, cousins, guidance counselors and weed dealers. ESPN asskisser Dan Le Batard interviewed Our Hero and queried the fine individual on his feelings on Mr. Brian Blair. Sheik had apparently reconciled with the former Killer Bee, so there shall not be any anal intrusions on Sheik's part. Unless there's some demented porno out there from when he wrestled for Ole Anderson.

But, please, ladies, Sheik doesn't fool around too much because he's married.



More stuff from that idiot Le Batard, but at least, it's him interviewing Sheiky Baby. Sheik jokingly threatens to fuck Dan up the ass, which is nice. It shows that he is in the joke. Maybe he's not as crazed as people think he is. That would be great to know that he worked the whole internet and may actually be a great philosopher, scholar and svengali. Hahaha, Sheik still goes out of his way to call Blair a jabronie and even if he forgives Hogan, the man still broke his heart.

Digging Gold?

We all have situations that irk us, so we bitch about them to our close friends. Whether it's relationship issues, problems at work or whatever, there's definitely a small group of friends (or maybe just one) that an individual will trust to listen to their deeply personal problems.

With our Hero, Sheik will just tell the whole world. If he's got an issue with something, then it doesn't matter who is asking. It certainly appears that anything that should be kept private will eventually come out if you put a camera in front of Sheiky Baby. That's why this blog is around, but it's very unique that this guy appears to not have the ability to keep his mouth shut on some topics. Honestly, how many people out there would regale an audience of wrestling fans (or just anybody) with stories of drug abuse?

Not surprisingly, this next video brings up a decidedly personal subject: Sheik accuses his wife, Caryl, of stealing his royalty check. Now, there's a lot of things that I find deplorable, but this accusation seems quite troubling. Like I know people, especially the elderly, have to deal with a lot, but finding out your own wife has stolen your money is pretty fucked up.

So, should Caryl Vaziri be looked at with scorn? I don't really know because it's really none of our business anyway. But Sheik decided to bring his personal life on this shoot (as well his RF shoot, which was taped a few months ago and currently on sale). I don't think I could bring that up to anybody but an attorney. And for once, I actually feel sorry for his two daughters that this information can be found through a few point-and-clicks.



Okay, the part about Sophia Loren was pretty funny.

More Unsurprising Instances of Jealousy!

Damn you Hulk Hogan for everything that you did to the Iron Sheik! How dare you use steroids while lying to children with the testosto! Okay, I am kidding. Maybe it's because I am tired of having to talk about Hogan. He's in his multi-million dollar home with his wife and son while his daughter is going out and getting fake titties while attempting to become a pop sensation. Apparently, Brooke's album "Undiscovered" really did tank (Ranked #61,789 on Amazon!, supposedly only sold 60,000 copies in the US!) and her record company SoBe just dropped her ass. I'd provide pictures of her new boobed out titties, but I am pretty bored and there's superior jackoff material elsewhere.



It's apparently true that the National Enquirer did do a story on Warrior being a male prostitute in Georgia. Sheik can talk shit with the best of them is what I think. I used to think rap music was the best form of shittalking, but Eminem may have ruined putdowns forever after hearing his endless, unlistenable songs trashing Mariah Carey and other harmless pop stars.



And at least Sheik never asked for any sympathy. When that dude rapped "Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have", I had to roll my eyes. He doesn't make me hate white people or anything, but steering your audience to find sympathy for you when you're the one calling people faggots and shit is kinda fucked up. Eminem can have all the money in the world, but he still has less integrity than our crack-smoking, somewhat homophobic and ring-rat-short-arm-clotheslining Iranian deity.



Hogan definitely did lie on Arsenio Hall. I loved watching Arsenio when I was a kid. The set was great! Arsenio would bring on black guys as guests. The show was the first time that I recognized that Patrick Ewing was a fucking monster. Basketball is the only sport which I can definitely acknowledge as being a freakshow. C'mon, 7-foot motherfuckers running up and down a court to put a ball through a god-damn hoop. Maybe someone will call me a racist.

No, it's okay. Really.

No, I can't believe that it's Tuesday either

This match is obviously notable because our Hero defeated that Howdy Doody, Bob Backlund. I really don't understand why Backlund decided to change his look from underwear to singlet, but he is in great condition, regardless. No one can take away his accomplishments, but the crowd really does seem a little burned out on him. Vince really did the right thing for his business by giving the title to Sheiky Baba, not the Giant Baba.



I fucking hate videogames. Well, not all videogames. Mario Kart is like the only game that I can play kinda decently, but even then, I finish 7th out of 9th or whatever. But it's all good. Maybe it's better to be a wrestling fanatic than a video game fanatic. But if gamers can get their own channel that they don't have to pay for, then yeah, I guess wrestling fans are somewhat lower on the totem pole of social acceptance. Someone teach me how to jump over that space between the blocks in Super Mario already; I'm always falling down.



So this mulatto chick talks to Sheik and seems kinda annoying. What I like about this video is knowing that she is probably the one chick that is being held on a pedestal by the social outcasts over there. It's not really farfetched to believe someone there was entertaining thoughts about eating her asshole. Maybe Tony Tacalone???



Bahahaha Sheik got a little too angry at Nikolai and Hulk. Why can't I just move on to the next internet legend? Instead, I still find all of these angry Sheik clips incredibly funny. Maybe I just have a soft spot for angry old people. Well, except my grandparents.

The Long Wait is Over

Man, it's been a long week. I was just too tired to update for a while, but I believe that the only way that Sheik supporters can stop thinking about some psycho killing his wife and kids is NOT to kill their wife and kids. Well, that's just one way. Another way would be to laugh again. I don't provide the laughs, but I provide unmeaningful content that are enjoyed by children, adults, philosophers, shut-ins, psychologists, cokeheads, pornographers, amateur film critics and overall lowlifes everywhere. I'm pretty comfortable saying that.



Sheik steals the show as usual. I was at this thing and it was kinda boring other than Sheik yelling at the top of his lungs. And him deciding to take a break to go into some closed room and smoke a cigarette while drinking a Budweiser. It was nice to know that he's really the same guy on the videos. You know how when people meet their heroes and they're complete assholes? I'm glad to say that Sheiky Baby can never disappoint, unless it's revealed that he's really a lobbyist for those animal rights assholes. Then I'd really get mad. I will eat my fucking chicken and no fucking twat with armpit hair is going to stop me from doing that.

Unless I get a free bag of these out of it.



It's getting kinda late, but I'd like to say that the Iron Sheik is a man that persevered through the struggles of poverty, illiteracy, alcoholism, drug addiction and a healthy love of Snickers bars. He didn't kill his wife and kid when times got tough, but instead took to ranting loud and proud about different wrestlers, whether inspired by jealousy, hatred or waxing poetic about the good times doing medicine-a-to-the-z. People are gonna look down on him, and for some reasons, rightfully so, but he has lived a hell of a life and I will continue to celebrate it, even if it alienates you, the reader. Why? Because I intend on entertaining myself and this is my way of doing it.

Thanks for reading!

There is a demand.

A nice rant about that freak, Andre the Giant. He was impressive, but not as much as Alexander Medved. Sheik just hates this dude for being unprofessional with him in the ring.







I love it when this guy says "essport" instead of "sport". Yeah, it would've been entertaining if Fuji and him would've beat Stossel's ass along with his "medicine man" David Schulz.



Sheik always shifts his feelings about Hogan. On many of his shoots and random interviews, he seems really bitter towards him. But in a few, he actually has nice things to say. It's definitely kinda strange, especially knowing that a month or so ago, the two actually took pictures together and had a friendly conversation. At least Hogan didn't sell out Sheik for two dollahs.

A Bonanza

Well, not this kind, but to celebrate the Iron Sheik's appearance on Raw in many, many years, I gotta comment on many videos today. Or actually tonight. YES. I do believe his last time on Raw was with managing the Sultan, but I did see him on the Pillman tribute Raw.

Yeah, Sheik hates Jimmy Hart. He doesn't like stooges, as Hart has always had a very close relationship with Lawler...and possibly Nick Gulas? The spitting is tremendous, as well as Sheik's need to say "no comment" before giving a short rant. That's always great.



It's definitely really fucked up that Sheik only got a bump for the three grams of cocaine that he carried over the border for Jake the Snake. That's a huge risk for someone going through citizenship issues along with dealing with the stress of not seeing his family for years. Like, damn, Sheik, what were you thinking, man? But I still believe that he should've gotten half considering that he could have gotten deported.

Sheik's got a lot of pride. The money is not an issue for him. Hitting Brian Blair where it hurts with the disses in regards to his divorce and child support. That was some low shit, haha. He should've fucked his ass and made him humble, but he was lucky, punk!

Chris Jericho is a fucking jabronie for disrespecting the Iron Sheik for calling himself Ayatollah. The philosophical debate as to where he stands in comparison to Khomeini seems to be something that will be endless. What fatwas against overhyped authors has Jericho put out, by the way?

PEACE.

Apologies and Reviews!

I'd like to first apologize for not doing an update for the zero people that puruse this, but if you do, then, uh, yeah, sorry. I decided to do other things like eat dinner and watch shitty ECW. I know that's not a valid excuse, but this blog is not about validity, sorry.

So because I am feeling sad (or just fucking weird), I'm gonna comment on two videos. Why? Because this is a labor of love. Or just a labor. I don't get paid for this, but I am paying the price. The price of seeing Sheiky Baby's phrases dance through my brain during random and awkward moments.



The Iron Sheik bitches more about Hulk Hogan and how he loves the crack. And also that he was involved with Mr. Pat Patterson. But in what way was he involved with Patterson? Maybe they had investments? Maybe they had a secret poker game with Barry O, Barry Windham and Barry Horowitz??? Dan Mirade seems rather composed throughout all of this ranting. Sheik seems really bitter about not getting a long reign, but at least he got to defend his belt against Tito Santana. Even if Tito was "better than nothing".



Sheik rants on Andre here! He says he has no respect for that big man. I've heard that Andre used to really rough up Sheik in the ring. Like unprofessionally. Who really knows why? The claim that Andre was mean to his fans when he was a babyface might be something that needs to be looked into on andrethegiantyoutubereview.blogspot.com, which may not exist. However, the claim that he gives his autographs for free may be debatable. I bought some autographs from our favorite short-term WWF heavyweight champion of the world for $20. I probably should have invoked the MWF Dan Miloni Shoot Discount, but who knows if that would have been enough. I did see him give a free glossy to a disabled individual, so I don't doubt that he can be a good dude.

SHEIKY VALUE: This was all great. Your grandchildren will remember this. Maybe not your wife, though.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

So Sheik and a buncha white people including SANTA go to a mall and he gives out autographs. He always proceeds to run down Hogan using many expletives that are bleeped. What's interesting as while the curses are bleeped, the video proudly displays an advertisement for some porn wrestling site. I don't get it.

SHEIKY VALUE: The editing of the venom that spews from the mouth of our favorite moustachioed Iranian hurt my soul. It's something truly sad and unfortunate. However, the confrontation at the end with blurred out mall security looks like tremendous footage. Seeing Sheik hobble out while ranting about being disabled is kinda sad, but not sad enough for me to donate more spare change for the Ronald McDonald House.