Sheiky Baby All Day

First off, much thanks to KaneRobot for putting a link up to my blog in his description of the infamous "Iron Sheik Goes Nuts" video above, which pretty much started Sheikymania throughout the internet. A crowning achievement in my life, let me tell ya.



Sheik wrestles Pistol Pez Whatley here in Jacksonville, Florida, according to what the dude who put this video up says. It's dated in 1992, apparently. This would explain Sheik being jacked up and actually kinda mobile. The announcers are what make this match as they're just hilarious with their accents and commentary, where they spend most of the time just marking out like fans in the crowd. I love this match as much as anything on the Internet. I recommend that all of you watch it and tell your grandchildren about this encounter. So you might have two brain cells and wake up in the morning from your hospital bed and say, "Where am I", but I think the memories of this match should last a lifetime.



Sheik tells us about Dan Mirade and how he's a jabronie. He then compares Mirade to his Jewish friend, Eric Simms. Eric is not a half-and-half, according to Sheik. However, I feel sorry for whatever woman Simms actually claims to be in a relationship with. What woman would allow Simms to stick his cock in her twat? Okay, fine, other than a prostitute?

This is from Manican's encounter with Sheik at Jac Sabboth's collectables store in deepest, darkest Queens. It's so deep into Queens that I refuse to venture out there. Like I'll go as far out as JFK, but only to pick up people from the airport. But leisurely? Never.

Anyways, Sabboth is a promoter of wrestling whose show I ended up going to back like 7 years ago. It's the Low-Ki/Xavier ladder match main event that dorks like me still talk about. I sat behind these two DVDVR guys, Pete and Ray, whether they acknowledge it or not, that is the truth. These guys had a fucking stopwatch and notepad so they could time the matches. After the show, my friends and I went to some diner. By the time I got home, the results of the show (with match times WTF) were already up on the DVDVR messageboard. I'm not gonna call them a bunch of fags, but okay, what a bunch of fags.



Sheik leaves a message for Nikolai on some dude's cellphone. He seems to be loving life in Mani's clips.



I had to put something Nikolai-related here. This is a 10-minute video showing how Nikolai joined the Million Dollar Corporation. I felt bad for Volkoff, but he had to feed his family. I don't remember how the storyline ended, but I do recall many Nikolai squash matches where he would be basically degraded by Dibiase at ringside.

Yes, The Sheik is on Howard Stern TODAY.

At least, I think he's on? I am one of the many people that didn't switch to Sirius so I am hoping that you, the public, can help a poor South Asian brother out here. If you can't, then well, fuck you. But if you can, then I shall thank you personally on this very blog. I know you care. You've gotta care. But whatever.

Anyways, Rob Feinstein has put up a nine minute audio clip of Howard Stern talking about Our Hero. I believe it's worth a listen, so yeah, listen.



WOW WHAT AN AWESOME LISTEN, RIGHT? Yeah, so they're gonna make fun of him and shit. And there will be beer. I've watched Howard's show on the E! network for a million years so nothing will particularly surprise me about the appearance. They're gonna play Anal Ring Toss which seems kinda fun. Do Iranians play Anal Ring Toss after hard-fought amateur wrestling matches in Tehran? Who knows.

So, that dude, Rob Feinstein may have a rather checkered history. From allegations of stiffing his customers when it comes to DVDs to other allegations of bootlegging to other allegations of just being unusual, he's someone who has been vilified throughout the internets. Well, things got worse a couple years ago after one of those "To Catch a Predator"-like stings that involved Perverted Justice and some local news crew...



Because of this, dude lost the wrestling company that he was helping to run, Ring of Honor. And, well, it would interesting if Howard did know about Rob's background. Maybe someone will send a link of this video over to Howard's people. Or maybe people just don't give a damn anyway. Nice to know that Sheik's crew consists of a rather untrustworthy individual who happens to be Jewish and a failed wrestling promoter accused of pedophilia.



Sheik rants and raves while Dan Miloni half-heartedly holds up some photos of Sheiky Baby. Miloni holds up Sheik's glossies and the camera gets like, maybe, a third of the picture, hahaha. This is from the MWF shoot that got the ball rolling as far as Sheikymania is concerned.

Have a great fucking day, people.

Sheik's Going To Be On Howard Stern TOMORROW! AND MORE.

Sorry for the lack of updates, but I have been sick and lazy. But that's okay because this is a blog that attracts either hardcore Sheik fans, bored lurkers or aspiring sex offenders looking for Lindsay Lohan upskirt pictures from the set of "Freaky Friday".



Hell yeah. I hope this turns out great as apparently they're gonna be playing a game of Anal Ring Toss or whatever. I think this will be memorable, for better or worse. Like when Sheik walks into a room, the entire atmosphere changes. He's kind of a drunken social butterfly, so he should do incredibly well. Hopefully, he doesn't ask for crack on live radio. Let's just hope.

Below is a video with a live phone chat between Sheiky Baby and his one-time nemesis, Dan Miloni. Sheik talks about Warrior being a fag, that he's got mad love for Road Dogg and the whole Armstrong clan and that he is loyal to WWE but still watches a little bit of that TNA bullshit, since wrestling is his life. Sorry, assholes, but he's actually sober this go-around. Hey, if you're going to that MWF show where Sheik is doing a Q&A, please film it and put it up on Youtube. Oh, what am I saying? Of course it's gonna make its way on the net. Everything does.

Where do we go from here?

THIS JUST IN: Sheik is pissed off at Dan Miloni. No, I refuse to call him by his real last name. As far as I am concerned, he is Dan Miloni. How the fuck are you going to treat the legend like this? Fuck Miloni and that jew jabronie, Doctor Von Johnson. How are you going to not invite the legend into Applebee's? This is completely unfair.



But what DID Sheiky Baby eat AT Applebee's??? This is what I'd like to know. Does he just drink beers, eat Snickers bars and possibly eat Ramen noodles. Who knows? It's one of life's eternal questions, I guess. Unfortunate, isn't it? We've uncovered all the tales that Sheiky has regaled about Takhti, Volkoff and Russian figure skaters, but we haven't figured this out just yet. Too bad he couldn't run down his preferences when it comes to ordering at Applebee's.



He loved the Original Sheik and Sabu. Apparently, some people are getting all up in arms because he called them "cousin" and "nephew", respectively. It's really just an Islamic/cultural thing that even I have used as an obvious brown man talking about close family friends. Listening to this makes me know Sheiky Baby is a true Brother, not in the Islamic sense, but just the cultural sense. Just like the Jihadi vendors that give me my lunch every afternoon and not like the Pakistani assholes on midtown Manhattan that will charge you over $2.95 for a bag of chips and a Diet Coke. I know, man.

And finally, a few words from PG-13:

Apologies and Reviews!

I'd like to first apologize for not doing an update for the zero people that puruse this, but if you do, then, uh, yeah, sorry. I decided to do other things like eat dinner and watch shitty ECW. I know that's not a valid excuse, but this blog is not about validity, sorry.

So because I am feeling sad (or just fucking weird), I'm gonna comment on two videos. Why? Because this is a labor of love. Or just a labor. I don't get paid for this, but I am paying the price. The price of seeing Sheiky Baby's phrases dance through my brain during random and awkward moments.



The Iron Sheik bitches more about Hulk Hogan and how he loves the crack. And also that he was involved with Mr. Pat Patterson. But in what way was he involved with Patterson? Maybe they had investments? Maybe they had a secret poker game with Barry O, Barry Windham and Barry Horowitz??? Dan Mirade seems rather composed throughout all of this ranting. Sheik seems really bitter about not getting a long reign, but at least he got to defend his belt against Tito Santana. Even if Tito was "better than nothing".



Sheik rants on Andre here! He says he has no respect for that big man. I've heard that Andre used to really rough up Sheik in the ring. Like unprofessionally. Who really knows why? The claim that Andre was mean to his fans when he was a babyface might be something that needs to be looked into on andrethegiantyoutubereview.blogspot.com, which may not exist. However, the claim that he gives his autographs for free may be debatable. I bought some autographs from our favorite short-term WWF heavyweight champion of the world for $20. I probably should have invoked the MWF Dan Miloni Shoot Discount, but who knows if that would have been enough. I did see him give a free glossy to a disabled individual, so I don't doubt that he can be a good dude.

SHEIKY VALUE: This was all great. Your grandchildren will remember this. Maybe not your wife, though.

Sheik Rants About Wendi Richter

Honestly, I am not in the mood to do this but I like keeping my brain busy and, unfortunately, this is the only way that I can keep that feeble thing working. Sheiky Baby tells all about Miss Richter, who liked everything about Sheik except for, well, actually desiring getting into the underpants of our favorite Shiite Muslim. Props to Manican2000 for another great clip!

SHEIKY VALUE: This is one of the great things about the MWF shoot. All of his rants are classic and learned almost fundamentally by the slightly-more-than-casual Internet addict that isn't into furries, assplay or debating the effortless problem-solving of the pythagorean theorem.

Iron Sheik's Thoughts on Hulk Hogan

This is from that infamous MWF shoot interview that he did with Dan Mirade. It's interesting that Sheik held not getting a call to come to WCW against Hogan. According to Jim Cornette, Sheik's contract rolled over for another year because the lawyers just forgot about him or something. He didn't have to wrestle for much of that period because he was apparently a really bad jobber, according to Cornette. Maybe Sheik was looked at as washed up by the time Hogan came in. Hey, at least he got that managerial run with the Sultan.

SHEIKY VALUE: This was okay, but he doesn't really go nuts here. He does not like Hulk very much, which leads to Sheik calling him a "fag". I can't complain about this. Neither should you!

Iron Sheik goes nuts

This was uploaded by the infamous KaneRobot over a year ago and somehow became one of the most popular clips on Youtube during the time that it's been up. Can you believe there's been over 250,000 views of this clip? Me neither. I doubt Sheiky really understands how big the phenomenon is, but I have always entertained the possibility that he is secretly an entrepreneur who decided to mock-exploit himself in order to take over the internets and build his legend up to the likes of what he's believes are his contemporaries: Gholamreza Takhti, Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan. Well, maybe not Takhti, but hey, if the man can become revered all due to shitting all over the lesser-known Killer Bee, then why not?

SHEIKY VALUE: This is still the pinnacle of all Iron Sheik rants. Don't let anyone else fool you! Sheik makes sure to tell us that he wrestled in front of 93,000 people in the Pontiac Silverdome. And that he respects Jim Brunzell, but not Brian Blair. But the threat of anal rape is likely what makes us all laugh, chuckle, giggle or shake our heads in disbelief, but it captured the attention of thousands of people. This is all so very brilliant. When your children grow up, play this for them and learn about the legend.