Wacky Wednesdays

I don't really have much to say about the rap music these days. I listened to enough of it back a few years ago when I worked around black people and I was intrigued with Nas vs. Jay-Z. Listening to people's discussions on where Stillmatic ranked and how awesome Trick Daddy was was actually pretty fun. I still watched wrestling then, but it was all about me strolling into my Business Journalism class with my shitty CD player while Wu-Tang was playing into my headphones. So yeah, I bought a lot of rap albums for a good while. And some 50 Cent stuff, too. This video is for the song, "Ski Mask Way" off his second major-label release, The Massacre. Compared to most of the crap he records, this is great shit. Produced by the late Disco D, who unfortunately killed himself and stuff. I LOVE THIS BEAT.

Here's that Sheik documentary video that was unfortunately disabled for embedding earlier...



Our boy Mani went to the deepest, darkest parts of Queens, NY (Jac Sabboth's wrestling store) to meet our hero, Sheiky Baby. Sheiky talks about Warrior and how the dude was a loner and did not want to the legend. Also, he goes into explicit detail about the shortcomings of the Warrior. Of course, the threat of anal rape is made in this particular video, but that goes without saying, right?



Last but not least, the homie Neal from In Your Head radio e-mailed this link from Sheik's bizarre interview there from a few months ago. Sheik freaks out when the host asks him about the supposed hostage situation at the Boston airport after that unfortunately car crash that Sheiky Baby had with Dan Miloni and this other Jew. That's right, he'll be known as "this other Jew". Sheik is very angry and wants to sue Miloni. I guess the threats of suing Miloni didn't go down since he appeared on that MWF show a few weeks ago. Dude couldn't even get a hookup at Applebee's.



Listen to this. It's amazing and rather awe-inspiring.

Where do we go from here?

THIS JUST IN: Sheik is pissed off at Dan Miloni. No, I refuse to call him by his real last name. As far as I am concerned, he is Dan Miloni. How the fuck are you going to treat the legend like this? Fuck Miloni and that jew jabronie, Doctor Von Johnson. How are you going to not invite the legend into Applebee's? This is completely unfair.



But what DID Sheiky Baby eat AT Applebee's??? This is what I'd like to know. Does he just drink beers, eat Snickers bars and possibly eat Ramen noodles. Who knows? It's one of life's eternal questions, I guess. Unfortunate, isn't it? We've uncovered all the tales that Sheiky has regaled about Takhti, Volkoff and Russian figure skaters, but we haven't figured this out just yet. Too bad he couldn't run down his preferences when it comes to ordering at Applebee's.



He loved the Original Sheik and Sabu. Apparently, some people are getting all up in arms because he called them "cousin" and "nephew", respectively. It's really just an Islamic/cultural thing that even I have used as an obvious brown man talking about close family friends. Listening to this makes me know Sheiky Baby is a true Brother, not in the Islamic sense, but just the cultural sense. Just like the Jihadi vendors that give me my lunch every afternoon and not like the Pakistani assholes on midtown Manhattan that will charge you over $2.95 for a bag of chips and a Diet Coke. I know, man.

And finally, a few words from PG-13: