All Types Of Shit

Sheik is in Portland and is stunning everyone with his fluency of Farsi before Daivari made it suck. Dude was a fucking pioneer at this whole angry foreigner deal. The fans can tell when you're a fraud and while some people might have thought that he was some other race, the fact that he speaks the actual language makes it really impressive.



I sat here stoned while watching Sheik continuously force Eric Simms to call some drug dealer for some weed and crack for Our Hero. I don't really know a lot about crack other than it kills. But it apparently medication according to Sheik's way of thinking. Simms calls this dude's phone like five or six times throughout. Sheik's so tired that he can't even go through a 2 hour interview without peppering the viewer with childish interruptions. It is definitely fucked up, but it's really amazing to see all of this go down.

Simms makes sure to tell Feinstein to turn off his camera when he begins to give Sheik his money for his trip on the East Coast, but why Simms didn't refuse to have it turned off while all of this was filming is beyond any kind of logical understanding. There is NO WAY that someone with any kind of common sense should have themselves filmed buying or attempting to buy crack. He's kinda entertaining because he's almost seemlessly slid into Dan Mirade's original role as unintriguing-whiteguy-sidekick, but he still should've known better.

We Will Be Interviewing Eric Simms Soon

It's true. Eric Simms is gonna chat with Our Great Blog about the Sheik. If you've got questions, then please either e-mail them to me at iron.sheik.youtube.review@gmail.com or add them to the comments as sometime in the future, Eric will give us all the low-down on what is going on with Sheiky Baby.

I received a package from a white man in Canada. No, it wasn't moonshine, but the Fight Network's half-hour documentary on the Iron Sheik. I have no idea how to convert things from DVD to video on the internet, but there's some worthwhile stuff on it as they give a little background on Sheik's family in Iran and in the States. I think his deceased daughter Marissa might be in one scene in their kitchen, but I don't know. His daughter Nicole looks JUST LIKE HIM IT'S RIDICULOUS. Caryl is less shrewish than in the Majen documentary clip, but I think the less of her, the better. Some of the commentary is ridiculous as they say Sheik won the Olympics in 1968 and it's as if they're still trying to keep kayfabe alive throughout. Also, they say Sheik is a spokesperson against drug use.

I'll have to find a way to put this online as it's some interesting stuff.

Umm, the weekend is here and I am finally getting DVR after three years of being a cheap Jew sonuvabitch.

Okay, I think that's all. There will be more videos and reviews next week. And don't forget: ERIC SIMMS IS COMING TO THE IRON SHEIK YOUTUBE REVIEW

FAGGOTS.

Sheiky Baby All Day

First off, much thanks to KaneRobot for putting a link up to my blog in his description of the infamous "Iron Sheik Goes Nuts" video above, which pretty much started Sheikymania throughout the internet. A crowning achievement in my life, let me tell ya.



Sheik wrestles Pistol Pez Whatley here in Jacksonville, Florida, according to what the dude who put this video up says. It's dated in 1992, apparently. This would explain Sheik being jacked up and actually kinda mobile. The announcers are what make this match as they're just hilarious with their accents and commentary, where they spend most of the time just marking out like fans in the crowd. I love this match as much as anything on the Internet. I recommend that all of you watch it and tell your grandchildren about this encounter. So you might have two brain cells and wake up in the morning from your hospital bed and say, "Where am I", but I think the memories of this match should last a lifetime.



Sheik tells us about Dan Mirade and how he's a jabronie. He then compares Mirade to his Jewish friend, Eric Simms. Eric is not a half-and-half, according to Sheik. However, I feel sorry for whatever woman Simms actually claims to be in a relationship with. What woman would allow Simms to stick his cock in her twat? Okay, fine, other than a prostitute?

This is from Manican's encounter with Sheik at Jac Sabboth's collectables store in deepest, darkest Queens. It's so deep into Queens that I refuse to venture out there. Like I'll go as far out as JFK, but only to pick up people from the airport. But leisurely? Never.

Anyways, Sabboth is a promoter of wrestling whose show I ended up going to back like 7 years ago. It's the Low-Ki/Xavier ladder match main event that dorks like me still talk about. I sat behind these two DVDVR guys, Pete and Ray, whether they acknowledge it or not, that is the truth. These guys had a fucking stopwatch and notepad so they could time the matches. After the show, my friends and I went to some diner. By the time I got home, the results of the show (with match times WTF) were already up on the DVDVR messageboard. I'm not gonna call them a bunch of fags, but okay, what a bunch of fags.



Sheik leaves a message for Nikolai on some dude's cellphone. He seems to be loving life in Mani's clips.



I had to put something Nikolai-related here. This is a 10-minute video showing how Nikolai joined the Million Dollar Corporation. I felt bad for Volkoff, but he had to feed his family. I don't remember how the storyline ended, but I do recall many Nikolai squash matches where he would be basically degraded by Dibiase at ringside.

Sheik Buys Crack...AND MORE

Sheik's buying drugs makes the internet. What do you think about this being filmed? It's not like it's being filmed for A&E Intervention, you know. This is strictly for the profit of the person who is filming it. It's pretty sad, but what can you do other than wince and say, "well, I hope that I'm not as fucked up when I'm in my late sixties". Sheik gets Eric Simms to call his friendly drug dealer in New Jersey. The guy doesn't want to come to their shitty hotel room, but Eric refuses to drive and pick it up. Sheik has a 100 dollars that he wants to spend on crack and marijuana. Damn, 40 dollars of weed for a week is good enough for me, but Sheik's habit appears to be rather excessive and expensive. Oh well! Eric tells Sheik to be quiet while he tries to reason with the dealer. The drug dealer hangs up in the end after Sheik starts ranting and raving after he hears that he won't get his drugs tonight.




This is the meeting between Hulk and Sheik a few months ago. Everything's going great and Hogan says he wants Sheik's number. Of course, Hogan being Hogan, he doesn't call back our hero which is some bullshit. I know there are a lot of Hogan lovers out there, but damn, your man is real shady. He can't even call the legend!? Ridiculous. Sheik's jacket is awesome, but can't someone tell him that dirty Atlanta Olympics winter cap looks horrible? Where's Tim Gunn to give Sheik some fashion advice?



I downloaded this a couple days ago and it's pretty good. I like his first album better, but Kanye has some good beats here. Just delete the songs with that faggot Mos Def and the lead singer of Coldplay. I like Coldplay but if it's gonna be him and Kanye, then it is just too much faggotry for one track. Otherwise, everything's just pretty good.

Feinstein Exploitation Continues

See Sheik rant about fucking Linda, Brooke and Nick Hogan. Well, Nick's going to get fucked a lot if he gets convicted of vehicular manslaughter. But maybe the dude in the car will live. Sheik gets baited into crying when he learned of Frank Gotch's death. I don't know if baiting an old man into doing things that make you entertained is something that most normal people would do. In fact, it's pretty scummy. Sheik gets to go to Madison Square Garden and stand in front of it like it's really amazing. I think the baiting of Sheik is because that just having footage of him eating a croissant just wasn't enough for them. It also speaks to the desperation of the individuals involved in order to make money. Sheik curses at some hotel or whatever and lets the accused pedophile know that he's a shooter.

Overall, what I think is this looks even crappier than the RF Sheik shoot and doesn't compare to the original MWF version that signalled the comeupance of Our Hero. I'm glad to say that I know that people on the internet bootleg this jerk's videos and I hope that it continues. If it means not having to watch some creep film another guy sleeping in bed, then even better. Although the appearance of "legendary" Tom Brandi is always a welcome sight.

Please feel free to leave comments, whether in support or in outrage or purely ambivalent. I enjoy the feedback.

I'M VERY LAZY, JERRY SPRINGER, ERIC SIMMS AND WHATEVER ELSE

Damn it, so I decided to enjoy the weekend and what really happened was I got lazy and stopped updating. Are you crying inside? Well, I'm sorry. I figure that I'll have to apologize everytime I decide that blogging is a chore more than enjoyment. But would you go nuts if you felt that anything you did would get analysed and whatnot? I'm sure that's probably what was happening to that Owen Wilson dude. He was pretty okay in "Black Hawk Down" and his brother Luke was great in "Old School". I love "Old School". I'll watch that on my death-bed because it'll take my mind off my frail state.



Sheiky Baby's slapping of his (Jewish) agent, Eric Simms, ended up on some sports news show in Canada or whatever. I don't know who this blonde broad was, but I'm pretty sure she's a prude. Aren't most female anchors? Well, maybe Summer Sanders was a whore, but that's not something that I would ever say without documentation. (i.e. Please don't find this hack blog and sue me.) Oh yeah, Warrior bitched up at that moment. I'm frightened by Sheik's Old Arab Grocery Store Owner Sandals more than anything.



Fuck yeah Sheiky Baby on Springer. This is great because the late Pitbull 2 is a pimp and he's pimping out this broad, Little Jeannie. Pitbull's attire is beyond hilarious. Jeannie says that she's leaving Pitbull for another man. A man that can treat a woman fairly. So who comes out but that real nigga, Iron Sheik. Sheik cuts a classic promo on Pitbull using both English and Farsi. The crowd goes nuts for Sheik. Finally, Pitbull takes some other broad out of the crowd and puts her on his lap. Jamie Dundee got his Springer hookup due to Sheik's appearance; the producers needed midgets so Sheik gave them Dundee's number. And the rest is history. I love wrestling, fuck a Benoit.

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