That's right, the IRON SHEIK YOUTUBE REVIEW is going to Atlantic City. There will be lots of laughter and fun as we gamble gamble gamble. Hopefully, by the time I come back, there will be some video or audio from ALL of Sheik's appearance on the Howard Stern show from this past week.
Sup, guys. I've been mad lazy since I would rather download music and look at midget porn than blog sometimes. Just like when you people would rather chat with old men posing as 13-year-old girls than hit up my blog. It's all good. I can't hate on people who have made their mind up about things. Life's worth living and I respect life, you know.
Anyway, Sheik turned 65 a few days ago. It's a beautiful thing. Dude is like a surrogate uncle to me; the one cool dude in your family that you can drink beers with and smoke a joint or two with, but gotta leave before he gets agity and starts desiring an eightball. It's a miracle that he's lasted this long and I hope he lives for a long time. My homie that I worked with for 3 years jumped out of a window here at work a few months ago and he was only 64. So you gotta appreciate the shit that you've got in front of you; money, fame, all the other bullshit can't do it for me. As long as I got my family, friends and girl, then I'm good, you know. So yeah, happy birthday, my nigga. Hope you are acting crazy for another 65 years, bro.
I am too lazy to review videos now. I'll do it tomorrow morning when I eschew playing low-stakes internet poker in favor of placating my wonderful audience.
Email me at iron.sheik.youtube.review@gmail.com, fags.
See Sheik rant about fucking Linda, Brooke and Nick Hogan. Well, Nick's going to get fucked a lot if he gets convicted of vehicular manslaughter. But maybe the dude in the car will live. Sheik gets baited into crying when he learned of Frank Gotch's death. I don't know if baiting an old man into doing things that make you entertained is something that most normal people would do. In fact, it's pretty scummy. Sheik gets to go to Madison Square Garden and stand in front of it like it's really amazing. I think the baiting of Sheik is because that just having footage of him eating a croissant just wasn't enough for them. It also speaks to the desperation of the individuals involved in order to make money. Sheik curses at some hotel or whatever and lets the accused pedophile know that he's a shooter.
Overall, what I think is this looks even crappier than the RF Sheik shoot and doesn't compare to the original MWF version that signalled the comeupance of Our Hero. I'm glad to say that I know that people on the internet bootleg this jerk's videos and I hope that it continues. If it means not having to watch some creep film another guy sleeping in bed, then even better. Although the appearance of "legendary" Tom Brandi is always a welcome sight.
Please feel free to leave comments, whether in support or in outrage or purely ambivalent. I enjoy the feedback.
Fuck yeah, it is Friday and I am ready to drink beers, smoke weed and generally be a rather beligerent asshole tonight. Sorta like the hero of our blog. Anyhow, sorry that I haven't reviewed videos a whole lot lately. But I had to pay bills and work a buncha hours and do personal shit. I think the internet needs to take a vacation every once in a while. Like people get vacations from school, work and whatnot, so when can people take internet vacations? Like a weekend where everyone decides to stop going on chatrooms to hit on underaged chicks, stop posting retarded ass pictures on their Myspace and quit arguing in dumbass threads on messageboards. Everybody should take a reprieve from the usual things in their lives and enjoy life and stuff.
I shall try to accomplish such a thing this weekend. If it works, then maybe I'll do it again next weekend. Maybe you should too.
I'm trying to get an interview with this one dude who's doing the Iron Sheik documentary. We'll see if it actually goes down, but if he doesn't, then I'm not gonna whine or anything. My number one priority is going to Coney Island tonight and try to avoid getting arrested. If I don't, then it'll be a good night. Allah might be watching, but there's not a damn thing he can do about it.
What a crazy week it's been here at Iron Sheik Youtube Review. One link changed our lives forever as the blog got like a million hits from places as far off as, uh, some pedophile's basement in Seattle. But sincerely, I appreciate every single one of you readers from taking the time out of your wonderful lives to come check this blog out. I promise nothing but lots of posts, lots of videos, racial insensitivity and other very important bullshit.
If you have any comments or suggestions, please feel free to do so. I get off on it, really.
This will be a post-free blog for the weekend, so why not go through all the pages of posts and read everything that I wrote from before if you're someone new here. Otherwise, whatever. I'm going to Coney Island tonight to see fireworks and get drunk and get stoned and eat Nathan's hot dogs. It shall be awesome because it's got that awesome old-timey feel there that you don't get enough of in New York City. So, if you see a brown man with scraggly facial hair, then come over and say "Hi" so I can nod at you uncomfortably and walk away while thinking, "hmm...maybe that wasn't such a good idea....".
Yeah, it's time for links. I take it easy because I can. Weekends should not be about the blog, it should be about enjoying the weekend. But I bet some of you are alone. Don't worry, these links shall hopefully cheer you up.
Yeah, it's that time again. I never really watched any of those Jason Voorhees movies growing up. All I remember from my childhood is a lot of Darkwing Duck, Perfect Strangers and pro wrestling. Also, when I'd watch baseball and some announcer (probably Ralph Kiner or Tim McCarver) would call a dude like Darren Daulton or Andy Van Slyke a "veteran". Then I'd think, "oh, wow, they went to war for our country!" I must have been a real idiot. Now, I'm an idiot on a keyboard, but at least I can look back on my past idiocies and find it somewhat humorous.
I noticed the "Flag Blog" feature on the bar above all these Blog*Spot blogs and wondered if anybody here would narc on me because I say the word "fag" a lot, so I decided to read the help feature here to see what would happen. I guess these people are pretty cool with things, so I am thrilled. Too often our society decides to kowtow to some heavy-handed minority. As far as I see it, everybody is a minority anyway. You've got some conservatives, some homosexuals, some liberals, some al-Qaeda members and some alcoholics that are just browsing through the thousands of blogs here so I'd imagine that someone's gonna get offended.
Have a great weekend, everybody. Check out the links when you can.
This match is obviously notable because our Hero defeated that Howdy Doody, Bob Backlund. I really don't understand why Backlund decided to change his look from underwear to singlet, but he is in great condition, regardless. No one can take away his accomplishments, but the crowd really does seem a little burned out on him. Vince really did the right thing for his business by giving the title to Sheiky Baba, not the Giant Baba.
I fucking hate videogames. Well, not all videogames. Mario Kart is like the only game that I can play kinda decently, but even then, I finish 7th out of 9th or whatever. But it's all good. Maybe it's better to be a wrestling fanatic than a video game fanatic. But if gamers can get their own channel that they don't have to pay for, then yeah, I guess wrestling fans are somewhat lower on the totem pole of social acceptance. Someone teach me how to jump over that space between the blocks in Super Mario already; I'm always falling down.
So this mulatto chick talks to Sheik and seems kinda annoying. What I like about this video is knowing that she is probably the one chick that is being held on a pedestal by the social outcasts over there. It's not really farfetched to believe someone there was entertaining thoughts about eating her asshole. Maybe Tony Tacalone???
Bahahaha Sheik got a little too angry at Nikolai and Hulk. Why can't I just move on to the next internet legend? Instead, I still find all of these angry Sheik clips incredibly funny. Maybe I just have a soft spot for angry old people. Well, except my grandparents.
This will be a great and stupid site where we will review any and all Youtube videos that are Iron Sheik-related. Why? Because we have nothing better to do on the internet. And Sheik has become one of the internet's greatest heroes. He amazes us more and more as time goes on. Let's look back at the legend and watch all the Youtube videos and review.
