No Wine To Drink For This Post, Sorry

Had an awesome Friday night at Coney Island filled with drinking, smoking and an intense walk along the beach at 2 in the morning. If you ever have a chance, then please come out here and experience the greatness of this ghetto amusement park. You've got rides accompanied by late-90's rap music, the rickety Cyclone, the bars that children run in and out of [props to Ruby's] and, most importantly, a boardwalk where no one gives a shit if you're strolling with a 40 oz. cup of Coors Light while holding a cigarette in your hand. The fireworks created an unusual fog, but with how most of my night kinda went, the fog seemed all too appropriate.



Sheik's anger is amazing here. Like, damn, you're, like, 62 years old and are just so angry. I hope I'm a lot calmer when I get around that age. It's amazing that Sheik hasn't gotten a stroke yet while dudes like Terry Gordy and Chris Champion got strokes before reaching the age of 40. Nikolai taking things in stride is awesome and should not be overlooked when watching this particular video. Even if he did call that guy a jerk.

The adventures of this pair in the WWF look like something out of the Odd Couple; I don't think it's hard to figure out which one is Oscar and which one is Felix. These guys rolled as hated heels that the company loved but never book above the mid-card level, but they made a huge impression on racist assholes and impressionable children: that figured all Russians and Iranians acted like flag-wearing jackasses who would sing their national anthem at the drop of a hat.



You might remember this chick from an old clip interviewing the Sheik at the Comic Con. She's back and interviewing a bunch of people in this clip. None of it is really interesting, but lots of these dudes are pretty odd and unusual. I think this chick will be going nowhere as her ill-fated career moves lead to a closer path to filling out her name and number on a napkin for a future job as a cashier at Food World. Hey, whatever works.

Anyways, see you later and let me know how that Lifetime movie about the girl who gets killed by that dude was.

No, I can't believe that it's Tuesday either

This match is obviously notable because our Hero defeated that Howdy Doody, Bob Backlund. I really don't understand why Backlund decided to change his look from underwear to singlet, but he is in great condition, regardless. No one can take away his accomplishments, but the crowd really does seem a little burned out on him. Vince really did the right thing for his business by giving the title to Sheiky Baba, not the Giant Baba.



I fucking hate videogames. Well, not all videogames. Mario Kart is like the only game that I can play kinda decently, but even then, I finish 7th out of 9th or whatever. But it's all good. Maybe it's better to be a wrestling fanatic than a video game fanatic. But if gamers can get their own channel that they don't have to pay for, then yeah, I guess wrestling fans are somewhat lower on the totem pole of social acceptance. Someone teach me how to jump over that space between the blocks in Super Mario already; I'm always falling down.



So this mulatto chick talks to Sheik and seems kinda annoying. What I like about this video is knowing that she is probably the one chick that is being held on a pedestal by the social outcasts over there. It's not really farfetched to believe someone there was entertaining thoughts about eating her asshole. Maybe Tony Tacalone???



Bahahaha Sheik got a little too angry at Nikolai and Hulk. Why can't I just move on to the next internet legend? Instead, I still find all of these angry Sheik clips incredibly funny. Maybe I just have a soft spot for angry old people. Well, except my grandparents.

The Bangles Were The Shit

Sheik doesn't seem to be too upset about the press that he got, but he does seem somewhat ashamed about all the medicine that he had in the car when he got stopped in NJ with Hacksaw Jim Duggan. You can't drink and drive in New Jersey, according to our number one ambassador of all things Iranian.



Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers came to meet the Iron Sheik! An amazing encounter that surprisingly did not end with Sheik ranting about training with Gholamreza Takhti or saving Farah Pahlavi from Islamic revolutionaries. Just a quick meet-and-greet-but-don't-forget-to-hold-mah-belt. Sounds perfectly fine. I didn't know those Star Wars niggas watched professional wrestling. Maybe they don't, but it's entirely possible that they have access to Youtube on fuckin' Mars or wherever they're from. No, I am not a Star Wars buff, but I remember the episode where Larry tried to kick Balki out of the Chicago Chronicle.