A New Day: More Howard Clips, Thoughts of Harley, Whatever Else is Out There

Our Hero has arrived on Howard's show and he seems ready to steal the show. He's just a ball of energy as he walks through the halls of the radio station's office. Sheik is already yelling that Bubba the Love Sponge and Artie need to not fuck with him, I don't have nearly that kind of energy unless I've drank a lot of alcohol. He meets Bababooey and the meeting turns out alright. He asks about Robin and we find out that she's lost 30 pounds in 25 days or something. Sheik seems so happy to be on the show. Beats doing a Dan Miloni shoot for peanuts. Sheik meets Howard and shows him the godl medal. Howard talks about seeing the Sheik with his grandfather, Sol, in Tampa, Florida. I hear lots of Jews live in Florida. This is definitely the meeting of two legends. Sheik talks about Vince McMahon and how he's not gonna kiss his ass like Steve Regal. Damn, right. I still can't believe that Regal did that. That's when you know that wrestling has gone too far. Assplay in wrestling may intrigue the gays, but come on, yo. Anyhow, Sheik also rants about Hogan saying "I owe you one" while doing nothing for him. You tell 'em, Howard. Throughout this whole clip, Sheik is sober and insane and appears to have a heart of gold.



This is the full version of the Sheik vs. Sheik Jr. rant. It's beautiful. Sheik blames Duggan for his arrest. Probably because Jim was driving the car and was drinking a can of beer at the time. Howard just keeps egging on Sheiky Baby. Artie quietly comes back into the studio like nothing ever happened, but Sheik appears to understand what's going on. The exchange with Artie is also great as Sheik caught on that it was Artie all along. Sheik threatens to fuck Artie in the ass, even if he is fat. Also, Sheik says that assfucking is against Islam, but he could just break his back. I accidentally typed "break his ass", but um, that's also possible.



Oh my God. So Howard gets the fake Warrior and Macho Man on. Fake Warrior really did suck, but fake Macho put his dick in a photograph of the Sheik. Sheik gets fired up really quickly, but the look on his face is hilarious when the camera does the close-up on the Iron Sheik picture with cock. Fake Macho had a lot more comebacks that are too racially insensitive to put into words. I don't know how long this clip will stay on youtube, but it is awesome. Sheik talks about being broke. Sheik is also kinda pissed at Vince McMahon for not helping him out now that he's old and broken down. He should've sent him money or given him another manager role. You could've paired up Sheik with Head Cheese. Or Dan Severn! Sheik talks about Moolah and kicking her out of Valentine's car. He says that he'd never fuck her since she is ugly and all. Sheik breathing heavily is great. Howard has just the remedy for Sheik's troubles...Anal Ring Toss for $2,500!

All these Howard clips are AWESOME. WATCH THEM ALL.



Sheik talks about guys in wrestling, but with a respectful tone. See, from what I've watched and heard, Sheik's opinions on most wrestlers don't really change unless it's a guy like Hogan, who was an influential dude. Sheiky rode with his old crew and like a lot of people, is loyal to the boys that he did the medicine with. Interesting that he says that he took down Harley Race. Even Sheik says that Harley was one of the toughest guys out there.

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And now, some closing thoughts...

So you've come here to watch videos and laugh out loud. I know that it's true, but I like to just talk shit, too. You stay here for the videos while scrolling through mind-numbing amounts of text. Write off my opinions because you're too tired to read. Well, people wrote off Sheiky Baby, too. Like WCW.

According to Jim Cornette, he was so bad as a job guy during his last run there, that he got sent home. Pretty awesome that Sheik got another contract after his contract accidentally rolled over for another year. I'd like to follow Sheik's model in that if I can not be seen or heard, then maybe they'll forget about me and continue to pay me for working all so diligently on this here blog, then on the big pile of nothing that I currently do.

Maybe you can follow the Iron Sheik model. If it can work for hilarious individuals like Sheiky Baby, Lanny Poffo and, um, probably Ice Train, then, shit, it can work for you.

You don't sit Sheiky at home for months on end. Even if he didn't feel like taking bumps from reckless Power Plant trainees, the geniuses at CNN Tower could have given him a talk show segment where he could have expounded on his views of life, liberty and love. Also, the crack. It took over a decade longer for people to understand that while his wrestling ability has long since dissipated, he's still a hell of a personality. The videos prove it.



This looks so horrible and gay. No, really, it does. I hate wrestling fans.

No Wine To Drink For This Post, Sorry

Had an awesome Friday night at Coney Island filled with drinking, smoking and an intense walk along the beach at 2 in the morning. If you ever have a chance, then please come out here and experience the greatness of this ghetto amusement park. You've got rides accompanied by late-90's rap music, the rickety Cyclone, the bars that children run in and out of [props to Ruby's] and, most importantly, a boardwalk where no one gives a shit if you're strolling with a 40 oz. cup of Coors Light while holding a cigarette in your hand. The fireworks created an unusual fog, but with how most of my night kinda went, the fog seemed all too appropriate.



Sheik's anger is amazing here. Like, damn, you're, like, 62 years old and are just so angry. I hope I'm a lot calmer when I get around that age. It's amazing that Sheik hasn't gotten a stroke yet while dudes like Terry Gordy and Chris Champion got strokes before reaching the age of 40. Nikolai taking things in stride is awesome and should not be overlooked when watching this particular video. Even if he did call that guy a jerk.

The adventures of this pair in the WWF look like something out of the Odd Couple; I don't think it's hard to figure out which one is Oscar and which one is Felix. These guys rolled as hated heels that the company loved but never book above the mid-card level, but they made a huge impression on racist assholes and impressionable children: that figured all Russians and Iranians acted like flag-wearing jackasses who would sing their national anthem at the drop of a hat.



You might remember this chick from an old clip interviewing the Sheik at the Comic Con. She's back and interviewing a bunch of people in this clip. None of it is really interesting, but lots of these dudes are pretty odd and unusual. I think this chick will be going nowhere as her ill-fated career moves lead to a closer path to filling out her name and number on a napkin for a future job as a cashier at Food World. Hey, whatever works.

Anyways, see you later and let me know how that Lifetime movie about the girl who gets killed by that dude was.

Sheiky At It Again

I believe this was at some convention in California, but I am way too lazy to figure out for sure. All I know is that Sheiky Baba doesn't seem to give a shit and is more than happy to address "DHETPAWNKJEHBRONEHFEHHG" Brian Blair. Of course, the requisite spitting is involved. Is that the infamous Tony Tacalone sitting next to him. Conventions are just weird things to go to. I think it's as funny looking at the different reactions of people listening to our favorite speaker of Farsi rant.

SHEIKY VALUE: This was pretty funny, as well. But the brevity of the clip takes awayv from the genius of this former 181.5 pound AAU Greco-Roman champion. I am about 150% sure that Sheik's rant prior to the video beginning was tremendous. All we get is the ending, which is fine and all, but I enjoy a five minute Sheik rant.

But this clip is perfectly fine and just tremendous.

It's what the world needs.

What I've always wanted to know from this clip was what he was saying in the beginning. "Salculuntea" doesn't sound like a real word. Maybe Sheik's own personal vocabulary is even more mixed up than we, the Youtube enthusiasts, even know. I wonder how he discusses the plight of Muslims from the persecution of Serbs. No, I will continue on that tangent because I realize that I am entirely too ignorant to have a logical point to make on a subject that I even know little about. And if there's one thing that this blog is celebrating, it's the ignorance of our incredibly entertaining subject. And a whole buncha things that would be very intriguing for a 45-minute sociology class that half the students are taking in order to fulfill a liberal arts pre-requisite.