I'M VERY LAZY, JERRY SPRINGER, ERIC SIMMS AND WHATEVER ELSE

Damn it, so I decided to enjoy the weekend and what really happened was I got lazy and stopped updating. Are you crying inside? Well, I'm sorry. I figure that I'll have to apologize everytime I decide that blogging is a chore more than enjoyment. But would you go nuts if you felt that anything you did would get analysed and whatnot? I'm sure that's probably what was happening to that Owen Wilson dude. He was pretty okay in "Black Hawk Down" and his brother Luke was great in "Old School". I love "Old School". I'll watch that on my death-bed because it'll take my mind off my frail state.



Sheiky Baby's slapping of his (Jewish) agent, Eric Simms, ended up on some sports news show in Canada or whatever. I don't know who this blonde broad was, but I'm pretty sure she's a prude. Aren't most female anchors? Well, maybe Summer Sanders was a whore, but that's not something that I would ever say without documentation. (i.e. Please don't find this hack blog and sue me.) Oh yeah, Warrior bitched up at that moment. I'm frightened by Sheik's Old Arab Grocery Store Owner Sandals more than anything.



Fuck yeah Sheiky Baby on Springer. This is great because the late Pitbull 2 is a pimp and he's pimping out this broad, Little Jeannie. Pitbull's attire is beyond hilarious. Jeannie says that she's leaving Pitbull for another man. A man that can treat a woman fairly. So who comes out but that real nigga, Iron Sheik. Sheik cuts a classic promo on Pitbull using both English and Farsi. The crowd goes nuts for Sheik. Finally, Pitbull takes some other broad out of the crowd and puts her on his lap. Jamie Dundee got his Springer hookup due to Sheik's appearance; the producers needed midgets so Sheik gave them Dundee's number. And the rest is history. I love wrestling, fuck a Benoit.

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