Fucking hilarious that the video for the new RF Faceoff with Sheik, Honky and New Jack has already been taken off Youtube. I can't wait for crafty Jew, Rob Feinstein, to start advertising this as THE VIDEO THAT YOUTUBE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE. What a retard for thinking that a video with a bunch of bare ass on it was going to stick around. Shit is borderline pornography and I wouldn't want my kid to see that shit. Man ass is fucking nasty and Feinstein's decision to show it in all its glory just emphasizes how fucking dense this dude really is.
I guess he isn't so crafty after all.
P.S. someone hook me up with a bootleg DVD anyway
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Gay
Okay I will review this. Last night, I finally got to watch this video and there was a lot of ass on this. Man-ass. Not great. I think the worst was seeing Sheik drunkenly pull down his pants and boxers and moon the camera. I hope my ass doesn't look like that. Honky still ranting about Steamboat is kinda sad. Dude should really just move on. Maybe someone has to bring it up first, I don't know. Basically, New Jack, Sheik and Honky get really drunk and do things that may be regrettable. Someone get me a copy of this for free, please. Jack rocking the OJ jersey is tremendous. Someone hook me up with a Rae Carruth jersey, also.
Speaking of crazy people, Tracy Morgan goes insane on WGN's news. I think he hooked up with the white woman after the newscast was over with, but she might be a real prude. BILL CARTWRIGHT, HOLLA AT ME.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
SOME SHIT I GOTTA SAY PLUS PART 3 OF THE SHEIK ON STERN
Hey, folks. I'm doing big things sitting at my desk in this glorified cubicle. If it means emailing suspecting people, looking at booty pictures when no one's around or listening to sports radio on the internet, please rest assured that I am doing all that I can to be as good at my job as anyone can possibly be at the kind of place that I work.
Props to Mani for putting this video up. It's from Adult Swim and the action figures are ready for action. Sheiky Baby apparently owns a convenience store and is selling fake passports, Playboys and beef jerky. I definitely agree that beef jerky is fucking awesome. Especially during a late Friday night.
Some faggot pranks Sheiky Baby by calling and pretending to be a news reporter asking for a word. All this while Ultimate Fighter is on the television. Also, he's some gay Brit or whatever, which makes this even more unappealing. I hate the way their voices sound. Their accents don't scare me, but mostly because I don't understand a word that they say. It appears Sheik is confused as well. Maybe he finds the prankster's accent even more offputting. In closing, I hate wrestling fans.
Oh shit. It's time for...PART 3 OF THE SHEIK ON HOWARD STERN!!!!!!
Sheik is talking about the embarassment of jerking off. Howard asks him if he can pay for his house. Sheik says he's behind, but the Killers of Comedy tour is helping him out. He says he's not rich, but he's also not poor, either. I plan on using the same excuse in 40 years when I've pissed all my money away. Sheik asserts that everybody thinks he is bad, including his jabronie agent. He says happy birthday to Eric Simms, but he says Eric tells everyone that he's a medicine man. Howard says that in the end, Sheik has to blame himself and accept responsibility.
Robin asks if it is a sin to drink or do drugs in his religion. He says he's not supposed to drink or eat pork, but he does now since he is in America and wants to be sociable. He agrees with Jews in that pigs are the dirtiest animal. He says that Jews eat lamb and sheep. Howard says Sheik got weak by doing drugs. Sheik seems hurt and says that he only did it to be sociable. "Macho Man" is on the phone and once Sheik is alerted, he already throws epithets around. Macho talks some shit about Sheik not fucking his wife, so Sheik tells him to go fuck himself and his wife. He is very angry here. Sheik threatened to show his ten inch cock, but he would not do it in front of Robin. Apparently, he was ready to pull his pants off.
A caller says that Howard is going to kill him and that Sheik is going to have a heart attack. He asks if they have any insurance. Sheik says he is in great shape. I don't know if that's true. Sheik rants about Macho Man not buying a hot dog for his wife.
Props to Mani for putting this video up. It's from Adult Swim and the action figures are ready for action. Sheiky Baby apparently owns a convenience store and is selling fake passports, Playboys and beef jerky. I definitely agree that beef jerky is fucking awesome. Especially during a late Friday night.
Some faggot pranks Sheiky Baby by calling and pretending to be a news reporter asking for a word. All this while Ultimate Fighter is on the television. Also, he's some gay Brit or whatever, which makes this even more unappealing. I hate the way their voices sound. Their accents don't scare me, but mostly because I don't understand a word that they say. It appears Sheik is confused as well. Maybe he finds the prankster's accent even more offputting. In closing, I hate wrestling fans.
Oh shit. It's time for...PART 3 OF THE SHEIK ON HOWARD STERN!!!!!!
Sheik is talking about the embarassment of jerking off. Howard asks him if he can pay for his house. Sheik says he's behind, but the Killers of Comedy tour is helping him out. He says he's not rich, but he's also not poor, either. I plan on using the same excuse in 40 years when I've pissed all my money away. Sheik asserts that everybody thinks he is bad, including his jabronie agent. He says happy birthday to Eric Simms, but he says Eric tells everyone that he's a medicine man. Howard says that in the end, Sheik has to blame himself and accept responsibility.
Robin asks if it is a sin to drink or do drugs in his religion. He says he's not supposed to drink or eat pork, but he does now since he is in America and wants to be sociable. He agrees with Jews in that pigs are the dirtiest animal. He says that Jews eat lamb and sheep. Howard says Sheik got weak by doing drugs. Sheik seems hurt and says that he only did it to be sociable. "Macho Man" is on the phone and once Sheik is alerted, he already throws epithets around. Macho talks some shit about Sheik not fucking his wife, so Sheik tells him to go fuck himself and his wife. He is very angry here. Sheik threatened to show his ten inch cock, but he would not do it in front of Robin. Apparently, he was ready to pull his pants off.
A caller says that Howard is going to kill him and that Sheik is going to have a heart attack. He asks if they have any insurance. Sheik says he is in great shape. I don't know if that's true. Sheik rants about Macho Man not buying a hot dog for his wife.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
PART TWO OF THE SHEIK ON HOWARD STERN
I have been busy with work so this was not as important. Thanks to everyone that came to this non-updated blog during the weeks that I was busy. I'll make it up to you when someone hooks me up with some free DVDs.
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How does Sheik prove that he's not a terrorist? Sheik says he's not Mohammad Atta and was born in Tehran, Iran and made it in Madison Square Garden. He says that he made it and he's an American citizen. He blames Osama Bin Laden, that son of a bitch, for his troubles, as well as the Muslims. He calls what happened at 9/11 a "cheap shot" and feels sorry for all of the people that died that day.
Howard has "Hulk Hogan" on the phone. "Hogan" says there's a difference between him and Sheik and that's that he puts meat in the seats and that Sheik is a JOBBER. He tells him to go suck "Nacho Man's" cock. Sheik goes temporarily berzerk. Sheik says that even if his religion gets mad at him, he says that he's gonna beat the fuck out of him and put his ten-inch cock in his ass. Sheik is breathing heavily. Very heavily. He says that he'll show Howard his cock later. This is mad homo.
Anyway, Howard desperately wants to change the subject, presumably because he doesn't want our Hero to have a heart attack, especially not on his show, so he asks about his marriage. Robin asks if his marriage was arranged. Sheik says no, he says that after he left Iran, and came to the University of Minnesota and married an American woman. He's a grandfather. Howard says that after Sheik lost $20,000 in 20 days on drugs. Sheik says he was making $10-15,000 a week so he used to use "a little hard" (crack) and "a little soft" (weed), but now he is broke and has a new job. He loves his new job, but swear to Jesus, he stopped. Howard asks if his wife doesn't love him anymore. Sheik says that without him, that jabronie would be nothing. Hahahaha, I love that he calls his own wife a jabronie. He says when he had money, she loved him, but she's a golddigger. He says honestly, he hasn't had sex with her in a couple years.
Sheik gets agitated with this subject. He knows he lost the face, 2 million dollars, but she asserts that she is a golddigger. Sheik admits that even though it is awkward, when his family comes over, everything is alright. He notes there are a lot of golddiggers in his country. Sheik says he can not fuck around while married. It's against his religion. He can't look in the mirror if he does that. Howard asks if he can get an erection. Of course, says our lovable deity. Howard asks if he jerks off if it is hard. Sheik claims he trains to avoid to fuck around. Howard doesn't believe it, which pisses Sheik off. Howard continues to ask the question if he jerks off. Sheik says yes, when he was younger before he was married, but not after getting married. Even though his wife doesn't fuck him, he seems to be pretty content with the situation. Sheik says that they talk and watch movies, but he is not begging for pussy. Those are his words, folks! He says that he got laid all over the world. He does miss sex, but it doesn't matter. He said that he got sex out of his system. Sheik ignores his hardons when he wakes up in the morning. He says that masturbating is embarassing because of his god, Jesus, is looking down at him.
PART 3 WILL BE SOON, I PROMISE.
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How does Sheik prove that he's not a terrorist? Sheik says he's not Mohammad Atta and was born in Tehran, Iran and made it in Madison Square Garden. He says that he made it and he's an American citizen. He blames Osama Bin Laden, that son of a bitch, for his troubles, as well as the Muslims. He calls what happened at 9/11 a "cheap shot" and feels sorry for all of the people that died that day.
Howard has "Hulk Hogan" on the phone. "Hogan" says there's a difference between him and Sheik and that's that he puts meat in the seats and that Sheik is a JOBBER. He tells him to go suck "Nacho Man's" cock. Sheik goes temporarily berzerk. Sheik says that even if his religion gets mad at him, he says that he's gonna beat the fuck out of him and put his ten-inch cock in his ass. Sheik is breathing heavily. Very heavily. He says that he'll show Howard his cock later. This is mad homo.
Anyway, Howard desperately wants to change the subject, presumably because he doesn't want our Hero to have a heart attack, especially not on his show, so he asks about his marriage. Robin asks if his marriage was arranged. Sheik says no, he says that after he left Iran, and came to the University of Minnesota and married an American woman. He's a grandfather. Howard says that after Sheik lost $20,000 in 20 days on drugs. Sheik says he was making $10-15,000 a week so he used to use "a little hard" (crack) and "a little soft" (weed), but now he is broke and has a new job. He loves his new job, but swear to Jesus, he stopped. Howard asks if his wife doesn't love him anymore. Sheik says that without him, that jabronie would be nothing. Hahahaha, I love that he calls his own wife a jabronie. He says when he had money, she loved him, but she's a golddigger. He says honestly, he hasn't had sex with her in a couple years.
Sheik gets agitated with this subject. He knows he lost the face, 2 million dollars, but she asserts that she is a golddigger. Sheik admits that even though it is awkward, when his family comes over, everything is alright. He notes there are a lot of golddiggers in his country. Sheik says he can not fuck around while married. It's against his religion. He can't look in the mirror if he does that. Howard asks if he can get an erection. Of course, says our lovable deity. Howard asks if he jerks off if it is hard. Sheik claims he trains to avoid to fuck around. Howard doesn't believe it, which pisses Sheik off. Howard continues to ask the question if he jerks off. Sheik says yes, when he was younger before he was married, but not after getting married. Even though his wife doesn't fuck him, he seems to be pretty content with the situation. Sheik says that they talk and watch movies, but he is not begging for pussy. Those are his words, folks! He says that he got laid all over the world. He does miss sex, but it doesn't matter. He said that he got sex out of his system. Sheik ignores his hardons when he wakes up in the morning. He says that masturbating is embarassing because of his god, Jesus, is looking down at him.
PART 3 WILL BE SOON, I PROMISE.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
PART 1 OF THE HOWARD STERN INTERVIEW OPUS
So basically I've been really lazy because I have a real job, girlfriend, family and those things come first before this blog. When work is slow, I can update this a million fucking times and I'm sure that when I'm a widowed almost-invalid, this blog will be the one thing that I can cling onto while aggressively fighting a move into a nursing home.
For now, I will give you, the people, PART ONE. In a few months, I will give you part 2. But for now, PART ONE. VIDEOS LATER.
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Yes, happy FUCKEN Halloween, people. I am dressed up as a stressed-out working brown guy who recaps all of Iron Sheik's many travails on the internet and beyond. Great life, isn't it? Anyways, I told you that I wouldn't let you down. I would provide YOU, the loyal fucking reader with the recap of Sheiky Baby's last appearance on Stern's show. It's not too much to ask of me.
Howard talks about the Sheik's new show on Sirius. Robin notes that she could hear Sheik screaming down the hall. Howard deems him "the world's favorite wrestler". The Sheik is in and Artie is doing impressions already. He's not even coked up. I love the Iranian music. Sheik is very excited about the show, but he may be a little too out of breath which is a theme of this episode. He is angry at Bubba and Artie. He says he is stealing the show every night at Killers of Comedy. He is making $750-$1000. He does 10-15 minutes on the stage, people go crazy afterwards and ask him about jabronies. Sheik has brought autographs which Howard doesn't really care about. Howard talks about Hulk Hogan disrespecting Sheiky. Sheiky says Howard is right and that he was the champ before him. He said that Hogan kissed his ass, but never helped him out. He talks about Hogan backstabbing him after that convention in NJ. He said Hogan lied to him twice. Howard brings up that Sheik did say in a clip that he wanted to fuck the whole Hogan family and that is gay. Sheik says he is misunderstood. Sheik says that is cheap heat and says it must be someone else. He says he is a family man and that he has a good friendship with his wife and daughter. He says he doesn't like Hogan and says something was wrong with his mind. Sheik is very upset and says he would fuck Hogan, not his family, but in a different way using wrestling moves. He says it is cheap heat. He says it is gay, but he would fuck his ass with a beer bottle. He says that the beer bottle way would be not gay. He keeps bringing up Islam. He says he is not like Michael Jackson or Elton John. Sheik is breathing REALLY heavily. He says Vince doesn't decide who wins. Howard brings up Sheik's serious crack problem. Sheik says that he doesn't say no, but since he joined with Howard, he drinks beer, smokes cigarettes and a little bit of weed. The Killers of Comedy say that Sheik gets heavily searched at airports, but he said something about the Captain. Sheik is very mad and showing pictures and looking for what the Captain said about him but can't find it.
Howard wants him to sit down. He asks Sheik how does he convince them that he is not a terrorist. Sheik says he is not Osama or Ahmadinejad.
For now, I will give you, the people, PART ONE. In a few months, I will give you part 2. But for now, PART ONE. VIDEOS LATER.
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Yes, happy FUCKEN Halloween, people. I am dressed up as a stressed-out working brown guy who recaps all of Iron Sheik's many travails on the internet and beyond. Great life, isn't it? Anyways, I told you that I wouldn't let you down. I would provide YOU, the loyal fucking reader with the recap of Sheiky Baby's last appearance on Stern's show. It's not too much to ask of me.
Howard talks about the Sheik's new show on Sirius. Robin notes that she could hear Sheik screaming down the hall. Howard deems him "the world's favorite wrestler". The Sheik is in and Artie is doing impressions already. He's not even coked up. I love the Iranian music. Sheik is very excited about the show, but he may be a little too out of breath which is a theme of this episode. He is angry at Bubba and Artie. He says he is stealing the show every night at Killers of Comedy. He is making $750-$1000. He does 10-15 minutes on the stage, people go crazy afterwards and ask him about jabronies. Sheik has brought autographs which Howard doesn't really care about. Howard talks about Hulk Hogan disrespecting Sheiky. Sheiky says Howard is right and that he was the champ before him. He said that Hogan kissed his ass, but never helped him out. He talks about Hogan backstabbing him after that convention in NJ. He said Hogan lied to him twice. Howard brings up that Sheik did say in a clip that he wanted to fuck the whole Hogan family and that is gay. Sheik says he is misunderstood. Sheik says that is cheap heat and says it must be someone else. He says he is a family man and that he has a good friendship with his wife and daughter. He says he doesn't like Hogan and says something was wrong with his mind. Sheik is very upset and says he would fuck Hogan, not his family, but in a different way using wrestling moves. He says it is cheap heat. He says it is gay, but he would fuck his ass with a beer bottle. He says that the beer bottle way would be not gay. He keeps bringing up Islam. He says he is not like Michael Jackson or Elton John. Sheik is breathing REALLY heavily. He says Vince doesn't decide who wins. Howard brings up Sheik's serious crack problem. Sheik says that he doesn't say no, but since he joined with Howard, he drinks beer, smokes cigarettes and a little bit of weed. The Killers of Comedy say that Sheik gets heavily searched at airports, but he said something about the Captain. Sheik is very mad and showing pictures and looking for what the Captain said about him but can't find it.
Howard wants him to sit down. He asks Sheik how does he convince them that he is not a terrorist. Sheik says he is not Osama or Ahmadinejad.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Why It Took Me 11 Days To Update
I have reasons, really! Don't click away from here before reading my perfectly valid reasons!
1. I went to Atlantic City and spent money on casinos. No, there were no hookers or coke involved.
2. My real-life job has been a huge hassle and I am just aggravated with it. Hopefully, I can one day retain a full-time job as a blogger who doesn't leave his apartment unless he needs to make a cigarette/beer/weed run.
3. I just don't feel like typing anymore in front of a keyboard during the weekend. Oh, wait, I usually don't blog during the weekend anyway!
Okay, time for reviews!
Some conspiracy theorist says that Sheik got a hard-on for real when he put Hogan in the camel clutch. I don't know, this looks mad homo to me. I don't feel comfortable looking at other guy's cocks anyway. Like I'll be at the urinal and I make sure to hide my shit and look straight ahead. It's proper etiquette as long as you're not a Senator in a Minneapolis airport, right? But I must say that I don't believe this "evidence".
Sheiky Baby puts over Pittsburgh, Bruno Sanmartino, Kurt Angle, Terry Bradshaw and the Pittsburgh Steelers here. The Asian guy in the group just looks happy to be there.
So Dave Batista just came on the Channel 11 Morning Show and he looks really tired and just wanted to go to bed. He defended the Wellness Policy and did restate that Mark Henry was reckless with him! WOW. The interview went two minutes and he looked like he'd rather get blown by Melina than be there.
Tomorrow, I will recap the Sheik's appearance on the HOWARD STERN SHOW so come back.
1. I went to Atlantic City and spent money on casinos. No, there were no hookers or coke involved.
2. My real-life job has been a huge hassle and I am just aggravated with it. Hopefully, I can one day retain a full-time job as a blogger who doesn't leave his apartment unless he needs to make a cigarette/beer/weed run.
3. I just don't feel like typing anymore in front of a keyboard during the weekend. Oh, wait, I usually don't blog during the weekend anyway!
Okay, time for reviews!
Some conspiracy theorist says that Sheik got a hard-on for real when he put Hogan in the camel clutch. I don't know, this looks mad homo to me. I don't feel comfortable looking at other guy's cocks anyway. Like I'll be at the urinal and I make sure to hide my shit and look straight ahead. It's proper etiquette as long as you're not a Senator in a Minneapolis airport, right? But I must say that I don't believe this "evidence".
Sheiky Baby puts over Pittsburgh, Bruno Sanmartino, Kurt Angle, Terry Bradshaw and the Pittsburgh Steelers here. The Asian guy in the group just looks happy to be there.
So Dave Batista just came on the Channel 11 Morning Show and he looks really tired and just wanted to go to bed. He defended the Wellness Policy and did restate that Mark Henry was reckless with him! WOW. The interview went two minutes and he looked like he'd rather get blown by Melina than be there.
Tomorrow, I will recap the Sheik's appearance on the HOWARD STERN SHOW so come back.
Friday, October 19, 2007
We're Going to Atlantic City
That's right, the IRON SHEIK YOUTUBE REVIEW is going to Atlantic City. There will be lots of laughter and fun as we gamble gamble gamble. Hopefully, by the time I come back, there will be some video or audio from ALL of Sheik's appearance on the Howard Stern show from this past week.
I might put up pictures! Who knows???
Okay BYE.
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