SOME SHIT I GOTTA SAY PLUS PART 3 OF THE SHEIK ON STERN

Hey, folks. I'm doing big things sitting at my desk in this glorified cubicle. If it means emailing suspecting people, looking at booty pictures when no one's around or listening to sports radio on the internet, please rest assured that I am doing all that I can to be as good at my job as anyone can possibly be at the kind of place that I work.



Props to Mani for putting this video up. It's from Adult Swim and the action figures are ready for action. Sheiky Baby apparently owns a convenience store and is selling fake passports, Playboys and beef jerky. I definitely agree that beef jerky is fucking awesome. Especially during a late Friday night.



Some faggot pranks Sheiky Baby by calling and pretending to be a news reporter asking for a word. All this while Ultimate Fighter is on the television. Also, he's some gay Brit or whatever, which makes this even more unappealing. I hate the way their voices sound. Their accents don't scare me, but mostly because I don't understand a word that they say. It appears Sheik is confused as well. Maybe he finds the prankster's accent even more offputting. In closing, I hate wrestling fans.

Oh shit. It's time for...PART 3 OF THE SHEIK ON HOWARD STERN!!!!!!

Sheik is talking about the embarassment of jerking off. Howard asks him if he can pay for his house. Sheik says he's behind, but the Killers of Comedy tour is helping him out. He says he's not rich, but he's also not poor, either. I plan on using the same excuse in 40 years when I've pissed all my money away. Sheik asserts that everybody thinks he is bad, including his jabronie agent. He says happy birthday to Eric Simms, but he says Eric tells everyone that he's a medicine man. Howard says that in the end, Sheik has to blame himself and accept responsibility.

Robin asks if it is a sin to drink or do drugs in his religion. He says he's not supposed to drink or eat pork, but he does now since he is in America and wants to be sociable. He agrees with Jews in that pigs are the dirtiest animal. He says that Jews eat lamb and sheep. Howard says Sheik got weak by doing drugs. Sheik seems hurt and says that he only did it to be sociable. "Macho Man" is on the phone and once Sheik is alerted, he already throws epithets around. Macho talks some shit about Sheik not fucking his wife, so Sheik tells him to go fuck himself and his wife. He is very angry here. Sheik threatened to show his ten inch cock, but he would not do it in front of Robin. Apparently, he was ready to pull his pants off.

A caller says that Howard is going to kill him and that Sheik is going to have a heart attack. He asks if they have any insurance. Sheik says he is in great shape. I don't know if that's true. Sheik rants about Macho Man not buying a hot dog for his wife.

The Many Adventures of the Iron Sheik

Sheik has been on a rampage lately. He's gonna be back on the Stern show in a few weeks! He's also doing a lot of unusual things lately that could be considered unbecoming of a former WWF World Champion.



Sheik decides to play the board game Clue with someone wearing a Sabu costume. He doesn't really understand the game, but it does remind him of Brian Blair. He notes the kitchen and bathroom in the game, but does not fail to also note that Blair is garbage and also a jew jabronie. Yes, I think it's fair to say that most Jews are jabronies.

If Sheik doesn't get Clue, maybe there's some other games that he could try???



Monopoly is fucking awesome. It'll make you cry like a bitch when you lose all your money, but I prefer the Shrek Junior Monopoly version.



Parcheesi is fucking great. I used to play this all the time when I was a kid with my mom. I liked beating her because it was affirmation that I was a king at board games. Sadly, I was still not very good. In retrospect, I think I was probably a little too competitive.



I think Our Hero could do great at Connect Four. Seriously, anyone can play this game. I have it in my possession just for the chance that I will have to duel with someone. Instead of taking to fisticuffs, just pulling this board game out will solve any and all problems that may have been lingering. Sheik and Blair need to sit down and play a few games. By the end of the game, Blair will practically be begging Sheik to go fuck his wife.



Sheik is here hawking his action figure. Scintillating material, let me tell ya. He's a WWF or WWE champion.



Sheik arm-wrestles the fake Sabu guy (maybe Pablo Marquez from ECW???) and pulls out a gun on the homie! Damn, I didn't know things got that bad that he needed to pull out weaponry on guys. Would he pull out a gun on Scott Norton, who is an arm-wrestling champion? Or better yet, would he pull out a gun on Sylvester Stallone in Over the Top?



Not if his son is on the line. Even if the son looks gayer than Jonathon from Who's the Boss?

I was gonna put a picture of him but I saw some dude's ballsack on the first page of my Google Image Search for "danny pintauro". What the fuck is wrong with your people????



Sheik slits some jabronie's neck with a fake sword during a match in front of a bunch of chairs. This is also tremendous and I support all these videos with the Iron Sheik Youtube Review Stamp of Approval.

Fridaze

Damn it, it's Friday alright and Balls Mahoney still has a job. There must be a God. Or Allah. Or Zoroastran. Whatever, it's amazing. The weekend is upon us as I sit here typing away on this iMac at work and slightly gazing at my pack of Marlboro smooths and bottle of Febreze Farbic Refresher Allergen Reducer. Hearing your co-workers actually doing work as you sit here trying to look busy as you hurriedly change windows when a pair of titties begins to pop up after scrolling through a thread clearly marked "NSFW" is always great. The day-to-day bullshit sucks, but this blog does help to make it go by a little faster.



Sheik hates Ric Flair. The Kurt Angle sweatshirt never gets old. Someone get him some Italian suits. Sheik is Armani would be a great improvement over his current wardrobe. Gays know how to dress like that Tim Gunn nigga. He takes shit too far. I dress in a shitty pair of jeans that I rock for weeks on end before I deem them dirty. Also, some kind of black tee shirt with a logo emblazoned on the front or some shirt that I bought from Old Navy. It doesn't sound like much, but I look a lot better than I did in high school. Adding 30 pounds to get me over 150 pounds didn't hurt either.

Anyhow, Sheik throws out allegations of Flair's drug usage. Decadurabolin! Testostorone! Damn, yo.

He also calls Linda McMahon beautiful, but he might have a secret weak spot for white women in power. A lot of us minorities do, apparently.



This kid decided to put a four second clip of Psycho Sid powerbombing Sheiky through a table, except they were his action figures. Honestly, I was checking out the air conditioner in the back and trying to figure out if that was instead MY current AC since mine has the green analog thingy, too. And the kid is watching wrestling because you hear Michael Cole talking about that gassed-up Mexican, Chavo Guerrero. Wouldn't it be great if the television was on something completely different like an episode of "Mad About You" or maybe "Busty Cops 2"? "Busty Cops 2" is a favorite in my household; if you have Showtime on Demand, then you should check it out. I've watched five minutes so far, but it definitely has some acting ability that is truly amazing. The performances are on a level that puts the casts of "Bridges of Madison Country", "Waiting" and "Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj" to shame.

Also, kinda fucked up is that after the action-figure powerbomb, the kid leaves the toys in that position, so now Sid's actually sucking Sheik off. Maybe that's sexual assault since Sheik got powerbombed first?

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.