Iron Sheik Youtube Review

Give us your Iron Sheik memories

2010-05-24T00:12:00.001-03:00

Since we're all fans of Sheiky Baby, I think it wise to ask you all if you've got memories from all over the years about the man. It could be from watching him on television or meeting the man in person. If you've got photos taken or just have a thought, whether positive or negative, I'll post them here. So feel free to comment here or email at iron.sheik.youtube.review@gmail.com ! The picture above was taken by Seth Kushner.

A fake Sheik response

2010-05-23T19:32:00.000-03:00

Danny Demanto, your Sheik impression is better than your real gimmick. Kid wrestled Jerry Lynn at the fake Elks Lodge in Queens and was fucking terrible. Poor Jerry. Only thing worse was seeing his valet Tammy Sytch living off whatever was left of her 16 month peak in the wrestling business.

Fight News: Iron Sheik

2010-05-23T19:24:00.000-03:00

Sheiky gets interviewed by the Canadian channel, Fight Network, where they ask him what he's up to while he's at the Wizard World convention. Sheik proudly shows up his picture with Arnold Schwarzenegger and well as that Olympic hankerchief. Jian apparently was interrupting Sheiky, but who really knows. Hulk Hogan is apparently a "gay bar bouncer", but Fight Network censored that for us because obviously that kind of language is homophobic and we wouldn't want our children and mentally handicapped adults to start spewing Sheik's verbiage at the local Kroger, Aldi, Walmart, Rite Aid or Wawa. Okay maybe Wawa.

Typical Internet Famewhore

2010-05-23T19:15:00.000-03:00

This bitch wants Iron Sheik to acknowledging her presence on the internet in order to barter a chairshot to the head. Hey listen bitch, I actually know a girl who took a chairshot to the head and actually got a payday at an indie show. Listen, I am all for someone getting in the head with a chair, but it ain't for dead presidents, then you're a dumb famewhore bitch riding the coattails of the real champwhen.

Rebirth

2010-05-23T18:55:00.002-03:00

It's been 2 years and 1 day since my post here. And what has changed since then?

The Iron Sheik is still insane.
He has a whole new generation of interested 20 somethings who are willing to buy him weed, beer and coke whenever he stumbles into a convention.
Howard Stern doesn't really have much to do with him these days.
Sheik has been on Raw a couple of times.
And he, along with quite a few members of his immediate family, have been found on Facebook.

So what does this mean? Well, there's a shitload more information out there to be reviewed. I should start again. I have a follower now, which is important. Follow me and I will make it worth your while. I promise, really.

You Asked For It: ERIC SIMMS HAS FINALLY ANSWERED!

2008-05-22T13:55:00.003-03:00

I have been these last few months with smoking weed and drinking beers and watching terrible Mets baseball, but I have finally accomplished something and that is interview the man, the myth, the legend ERIC SIMMS of ESS PROMOTIONS - the home of Our Hero, the Iron Sheik! You can see Eric on all kinds of videos with Sheik on Youtube as well as the DVD below this paragraph. Hope you like the interview and if you wanted to ask Eric something else, then hit a nigga up with a question at iron.sheik.youtube.review@gmail.com and I might get another interview in a few months.

1. What are your first memories of watching wrestling?
I started watching wrestling back in 1977. A friend of mine in the 4th grade told me about WWWF wrestling on Saturday nights at midnight on channel 9. That is based in the NY market for anyone reading this from around the country.

2. How did you know that you wanted to be a part of the wrestling business?
From the minute I started watching, I was hooked. My dad used to take me to the local WWWF shows in my area. Those were local high school shows. On special occasions my dad took me to MSG to see live wrestling. I remember seeing Hulk Hogan VS Andre the Giant and Bob Backlund VS Harley Race from 1981. I remember telling myself that I want to be apart of the business and in late 1985 early 1986 I broke into the business. Balls Mahoney and Chris Candido helped to break me into the business. We were just young kids. I was the oldest of the bunch. Looking back on it now all of us made it in the business. Both Balls and Chris lived there dream with ECW and WWE. I was never a wrestler but I made it working behind the scenes. One of the toughest days in my wrestling life was when Chris passed away. He was such a great talent.

3. One reader wanted to know if you were really a truck driver in your past life.
In my current life I am a truck driver and have a CDL.

4. When did your relationship with Sheik begin and did you ever see yourself being part of the Sheik's comeback for these last couple years?
I met the Sheik some 20 years back. I remember working on a show with him back in 1988. We met and that started a 20 year friendship. Sheik was very protective of the business for many years and used to kayfabe everyone and everything. At one convention that we were at in Long Island I told him not to hold back anymore and just shoot during the Q & A session. Once he did that I knew we struck gold.

5. We've never gotten to see much of Sheik's life away from the wrestling business. How is he as a person when the camera is turned off?
Sheik is Sheik 24/7. In actuality he is a good man with a great heart.

6. How has the relationship been with RF Video? Do you like what they've produced for you and Sheik? How do you feel about the filming of Sheik's infamous call to a gimmick man named Anthony being played and replayed on the internet forever?

I have known RF for close to 20 years. Both of us were the original vendors back in the day and have paved the way for today's crop of vendors. RF produces some great shoot videos and has done good business for many years. The DVD's Rob has done with us have become legendary. It was my idea to have the camera rolling for the infamous medicine call. Anthony used to help me out at the shows when I was vending. He loves to party with the Sheik. For that reason I had to cut him off. The medicine call was a shoot but done for entertainment purposes so RF could sell this shoot tape.

7. Who is actually a part of ESS Promotions? Surely, there's another individual behind the scenes that helps out, right?

I am the sole proprietor of ESS Promotions. I get advice from people but it is all me. I am at the point that I need to hire sales and marketing people so I can expand in the market place.

8. What do you hope for ESS Promotions to accomplish in the next few years with the Sheik? Are you concerned that his legendary health problems may eventually jeopardize your company's future?

I hope to expand and take a bigger piece of the market place. Sheik is very hot right now and we are in talks with people that want to do some major projects with us. Sheik's health is always a concern. He behaves himself when he is with me. When he is not with me, he gets himself in trouble. The key to the Sheik is to get him from point A to B and back to A with out C and D getting involved. C & D I call the distractions. Once he is distracted your finished. I keep implementing different safe guards as his behavior warrants.

9. What are your thoughts on Frank Goodman talking about some kind of disagreement over the booking of Honky Tonk Man for a UXW show in 2007?

I would rather not comment on this.

10. What's Sheik doing since he was unfortunately suspended for the Killers of Comedy tour?

Between now and the end of the summer Sheik is going to miss 3 Killers shows. In the absence of those shows I have gotten him booked elsewhere. While he misses touring with the Killers he is not losing out on anything as I am keeping him busy.

11. Is the infamous "ESS plug" more annoying than those freecreditreport.com jingles?

In order to make it in the business you have to be different than everyone else. I am not an in ring performer. I work behind the scenes. I have a need for people to know who I am and remember me. You can not be successful if no one knows who you are. I recently came up with some catch phrases. I try to rhyme everything with ESS. It sort of gets ingrained in you. Many people are using my catch phrases for there own need. Is it annoying? Perhaps, but everyone is saying it. I am becoming synonymous for it. And remember " ITS NOT BS....."

FREE AT LAST: We celebrate COLONEL MUSTAFA

2008-01-26T19:30:00.000-04:00

...and I'm back after 2 months of solitary confinement. Yes, folks, it's been a rough few months. Unfortunately, I was arrested for some bullshit ass charges relating to my involvement with some organization that can not and will not be named. While I did not have that Jew jabronie, Eric Simms, on my side, I was able to force the courts to sympathize with my situation and lead to my eventual release, which is good for you and great for the American people who read the greatest blog on the Internet (fuck a Matt Ufford), the IRON SHEIK YOUTUBE REVIEW, faggots.

Some of you young children might not know that Khosrow Vaziri wasn't always playing the role of the Iron Sheik. He played something just as dastardly, but during a time when I was a little brown kid running through the streets. Yes, he was Colonel Mustafa. Fortunately, we're gonna review the RISE and FALL of the Iron Sheik.

THE RISE

Here's Sheik's redebut on television after he was fired for getting caught snorting coke with Duggan.

I LOVE THIS. Slaughter had so much heat on him as a heel. Fans legitimately booing this former patriot as he stood next to a pretty good Saddam impersonator in General Adnan. And then, Slaughter brings out Mustafa. Mustafa beats some jabronie, but not before kicking him with the boot and pulling off one of those great suplexes before fucking the guy's ass and making him humble. He humbled the jobber so much that he ended up falling on top of him. There's a creepy gay man who's probably putting this on some creepy jobber compilation to sell to the Feinsteins of the world.

So yeah, after all this hype, we had this tremendous match at Summerslam. It was called "Match Made In Hell" featuring the main event of Slaughter/Mustafa and Adnan vs. Hulk/Warrior with Sid as the referee. Now, this set the stage for lots of excitement including this outrageous promo from our "heroes":

And the other side was just as prepared. Sheiky Baby faces a jobber here and pulled off the gutwrench suplex and that scary looking german suplex while the announcers talk about the Match Made in Heaven. I love these slow buildups to pay-per-views.

Col. Mustafa squash
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Apparently, there was a lot of backstage drama concerning this match. Dave Meltzer says the way that the whole Warrior saga where he wasn't gonna wrestle that night didn't go down like this video says. All I know is I hated the ending to the Randy Savage match in it.

I just get my jollies with all of this stuff regarding Sheik breaking that faggot Warrior's leg. This is totally great and I wish it would have happened. But it didn't. At least I got to see this awesome match. I don't care how many faggots talk about Steamboat and Flair, the crowd here loves every second of it.

Sheik does a cool suplex on Hogan at one point during the match, but it looks like he'll be most remembered for running away from Warrior and his stupid chair. Oh well.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan's Team vs Col. Mustafa's Team
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Sheiky Baba was even a CAPTAIN on a Survivor Series. Being a Survivor Series captain is awesome. Barry Horowitz was a captain for the Underdogs. Regardless, if there's one other thing I love about the Series, it's the midcard heel teams. And Team Mustafa has a great group of guys: The Berzerker! Hercules! Skinner! And managed by that Iraqi son of a bitch, General Adnan. And he goes against a team captained by a guy that he shared some coke with, Hacksaw Jim Duggan. A Team Duggan/Team Sheik feud should've been promoted better than this shit. An angle that spun out of the negative incident would've been great - with both men accusing the other of being the real cokehead.

Kerry Von Erich looked weird. First, he almost slipped on the apron when coming in the ring. Maybe he had the fake foot on then. Or was it just a sock? Who knows. I really think this was the best of fucking Berzerker John Nord ever. Dude was taking backdrops and just looking and wrestling like a madman. I also love Tito Santana. Sheik wasn't in the ring a whole lot, but he ended up taking a crotch falling on the knee move and getting pinned. The crowd was really into Duggan. No one cared about Skinner ever.

THE FALL

After so much success in 1991, things took a turn for the worst in 1992. Sheik was relegated to jobber duty once his feud with Slaughter faded away. He did like a zillion jobs to Slaughter and an up-and-coming Chris Chavis, according to The History of the WWF. I love the internet, since too many people cover either the highs or the lows of a particular character. Since Sheik doesn't like to talk about the downside of his run at all, the internet becomes a great friend to all of us.

The Undertaker vs Col. Mustafa
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Surprisingly, this WASN'T the end of Colonel Mustafa's run with the WWF. Even though he loses in like a minute to the Undertaker below, the man sticks around a bit longer!

Legion of Doom vs Col. Mustafa & Dino Bravo
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Well, this was a fun little match to watch. Sheik and the BROWN HAIRED Dino Bravo went up against the Road Warriors. The Warriors give a fun little promo with Hawk impressing just about everybody with his verbiage. Hawk really seems like a bright guy and was always such a great talker. Where are guys like Hawk that can make wrestling fun? Everyone is either a mute cruiserweight or a jacked-up monster who speaks monotonously. Cena can't touch Hawk on the mic.

Anyways, Sheik does his usual speech and proudly declares that he has similar feelings for England as he does for the United States. It's enough to get the crowd riled up. Honestly, what the fuck can Bravo say that could make people pissed? No one anywhere really gives a fuck about Canada, especially Quebec. Sorry, Canadians! At least you have hockey!

A lot of the LOD being fucking badass with Animal showing up both Sheiky and Bravo. I should stick to calling him Mustafa, but fuck that. He was always Sheiky Baby. Anyways, Sheik gives Hawk some of his cool offense. And too much Bravo for my liking, but I dig the brown haired look. Sheik even takes a top rope clothesline from Hawk for the finish. No way is Animal gonna lift Our Hero up for the Doomsday Device. Maybe Animal is a closet-Sheiky fan and watches the Bootcamp Match every day that he's alive. Or maybe Sheiky dangled copious amounts of cocaine in front of Hawk and Animal and begged that he not be lifted up for the Device. Hey, never underestimate the power of medicine.

SHEIK LOOKS BACK

Skip to the end and hear Sheik talk about being happy that he got his third run in WWF as Colonel Mustafa. He proud of being part of a MSG sellout, which he says doesn't happen as much these days. And he liked being a heel and that it was a good run. He says a lot of other shit, but I am too lazy to bring it up right now. Oh, he talks about Harley Race almost switching piss with him but that fucking Australian stooge Tony Garea and former champion Nick Bockwinkel were in the room to make sure neither guy could switch it, which led to Sheik's firing before the Mustafa run.

Sheik here talks about why he hates Sheik Adnan and Saddam Hussein. It seems here that he hates the Mustafa gimmick and even though he had a good run, he still can't justify actually playing an Iraqi. He loves Bush for attacking Iraq in this clip. And he talks about being on the road in 1992 to be a negative experience because of all the sex scandals going on. And apparently, he believes that Mel Phillips and Terry Garvin did fuck those ring crew guys. Poor kids.

I guess it was good to see him again, but it was still kinda strange not seeing him in all of his ethnic garb.

LOLLERSKATES

2007-11-21T15:02:00.000-04:00

Fucking hilarious that the video for the new RF Faceoff with Sheik, Honky and New Jack has already been taken off Youtube. I can't wait for crafty Jew, Rob Feinstein, to start advertising this as THE VIDEO THAT YOUTUBE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE. What a retard for thinking that a video with a bunch of bare ass on it was going to stick around. Shit is borderline pornography and I wouldn't want my kid to see that shit. Man ass is fucking nasty and Feinstein's decision to show it in all its glory just emphasizes how fucking dense this dude really is.

I guess he isn't so crafty after all.

P.S. someone hook me up with a bootleg DVD anyway

Gay

2007-11-21T08:18:00.000-04:00

Okay I will review this. Last night, I finally got to watch this video and there was a lot of ass on this. Man-ass. Not great. I think the worst was seeing Sheik drunkenly pull down his pants and boxers and moon the camera. I hope my ass doesn't look like that. Honky still ranting about Steamboat is kinda sad. Dude should really just move on. Maybe someone has to bring it up first, I don't know. Basically, New Jack, Sheik and Honky get really drunk and do things that may be regrettable. Someone get me a copy of this for free, please. Jack rocking the OJ jersey is tremendous. Someone hook me up with a Rae Carruth jersey, also.

Speaking of crazy people, Tracy Morgan goes insane on WGN's news. I think he hooked up with the white woman after the newscast was over with, but she might be a real prude. BILL CARTWRIGHT, HOLLA AT ME.

SOME SHIT I GOTTA SAY PLUS PART 3 OF THE SHEIK ON STERN

2007-11-14T12:40:00.000-04:00

Hey, folks. I'm doing big things sitting at my desk in this glorified cubicle. If it means emailing suspecting people, looking at booty pictures when no one's around or listening to sports radio on the internet, please rest assured that I am doing all that I can to be as good at my job as anyone can possibly be at the kind of place that I work.

Props to Mani for putting this video up. It's from Adult Swim and the action figures are ready for action. Sheiky Baby apparently owns a convenience store and is selling fake passports, Playboys and beef jerky. I definitely agree that beef jerky is fucking awesome. Especially during a late Friday night.

Some faggot pranks Sheiky Baby by calling and pretending to be a news reporter asking for a word. All this while Ultimate Fighter is on the television. Also, he's some gay Brit or whatever, which makes this even more unappealing. I hate the way their voices sound. Their accents don't scare me, but mostly because I don't understand a word that they say. It appears Sheik is confused as well. Maybe he finds the prankster's accent even more offputting. In closing, I hate wrestling fans.

Oh shit. It's time for...PART 3 OF THE SHEIK ON HOWARD STERN!!!!!!

Sheik is talking about the embarassment of jerking off. Howard asks him if he can pay for his house. Sheik says he's behind, but the Killers of Comedy tour is helping him out. He says he's not rich, but he's also not poor, either. I plan on using the same excuse in 40 years when I've pissed all my money away. Sheik asserts that everybody thinks he is bad, including his jabronie agent. He says happy birthday to Eric Simms, but he says Eric tells everyone that he's a medicine man. Howard says that in the end, Sheik has to blame himself and accept responsibility.

Robin asks if it is a sin to drink or do drugs in his religion. He says he's not supposed to drink or eat pork, but he does now since he is in America and wants to be sociable. He agrees with Jews in that pigs are the dirtiest animal. He says that Jews eat lamb and sheep. Howard says Sheik got weak by doing drugs. Sheik seems hurt and says that he only did it to be sociable. "Macho Man" is on the phone and once Sheik is alerted, he already throws epithets around. Macho talks some shit about Sheik not fucking his wife, so Sheik tells him to go fuck himself and his wife. He is very angry here. Sheik threatened to show his ten inch cock, but he would not do it in front of Robin. Apparently, he was ready to pull his pants off.

A caller says that Howard is going to kill him and that Sheik is going to have a heart attack. He asks if they have any insurance. Sheik says he is in great shape. I don't know if that's true. Sheik rants about Macho Man not buying a hot dog for his wife.

PART TWO OF THE SHEIK ON HOWARD STERN

2007-11-13T08:49:00.000-04:00

I have been busy with work so this was not as important. Thanks to everyone that came to this non-updated blog during the weeks that I was busy. I'll make it up to you when someone hooks me up with some free DVDs.
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How does Sheik prove that he's not a terrorist? Sheik says he's not Mohammad Atta and was born in Tehran, Iran and made it in Madison Square Garden. He says that he made it and he's an American citizen. He blames Osama Bin Laden, that son of a bitch, for his troubles, as well as the Muslims. He calls what happened at 9/11 a "cheap shot" and feels sorry for all of the people that died that day.

Howard has "Hulk Hogan" on the phone. "Hogan" says there's a difference between him and Sheik and that's that he puts meat in the seats and that Sheik is a JOBBER. He tells him to go suck "Nacho Man's" cock. Sheik goes temporarily berzerk. Sheik says that even if his religion gets mad at him, he says that he's gonna beat the fuck out of him and put his ten-inch cock in his ass. Sheik is breathing heavily. Very heavily. He says that he'll show Howard his cock later. This is mad homo.

Anyway, Howard desperately wants to change the subject, presumably because he doesn't want our Hero to have a heart attack, especially not on his show, so he asks about his marriage. Robin asks if his marriage was arranged. Sheik says no, he says that after he left Iran, and came to the University of Minnesota and married an American woman. He's a grandfather. Howard says that after Sheik lost $20,000 in 20 days on drugs. Sheik says he was making $10-15,000 a week so he used to use "a little hard" (crack) and "a little soft" (weed), but now he is broke and has a new job. He loves his new job, but swear to Jesus, he stopped. Howard asks if his wife doesn't love him anymore. Sheik says that without him, that jabronie would be nothing. Hahahaha, I love that he calls his own wife a jabronie. He says when he had money, she loved him, but she's a golddigger. He says honestly, he hasn't had sex with her in a couple years.

Sheik gets agitated with this subject. He knows he lost the face, 2 million dollars, but she asserts that she is a golddigger. Sheik admits that even though it is awkward, when his family comes over, everything is alright. He notes there are a lot of golddiggers in his country. Sheik says he can not fuck around while married. It's against his religion. He can't look in the mirror if he does that. Howard asks if he can get an erection. Of course, says our lovable deity. Howard asks if he jerks off if it is hard. Sheik claims he trains to avoid to fuck around. Howard doesn't believe it, which pisses Sheik off. Howard continues to ask the question if he jerks off. Sheik says yes, when he was younger before he was married, but not after getting married. Even though his wife doesn't fuck him, he seems to be pretty content with the situation. Sheik says that they talk and watch movies, but he is not begging for pussy. Those are his words, folks! He says that he got laid all over the world. He does miss sex, but it doesn't matter. He said that he got sex out of his system. Sheik ignores his hardons when he wakes up in the morning. He says that masturbating is embarassing because of his god, Jesus, is looking down at him.

PART 3 WILL BE SOON, I PROMISE.

PART 1 OF THE HOWARD STERN INTERVIEW OPUS

2007-10-31T14:37:00.000-03:00

So basically I've been really lazy because I have a real job, girlfriend, family and those things come first before this blog. When work is slow, I can update this a million fucking times and I'm sure that when I'm a widowed almost-invalid, this blog will be the one thing that I can cling onto while aggressively fighting a move into a nursing home.

For now, I will give you, the people, PART ONE. In a few months, I will give you part 2. But for now, PART ONE. VIDEOS LATER.
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Yes, happy FUCKEN Halloween, people. I am dressed up as a stressed-out working brown guy who recaps all of Iron Sheik's many travails on the internet and beyond. Great life, isn't it? Anyways, I told you that I wouldn't let you down. I would provide YOU, the loyal fucking reader with the recap of Sheiky Baby's last appearance on Stern's show. It's not too much to ask of me.

Howard talks about the Sheik's new show on Sirius. Robin notes that she could hear Sheik screaming down the hall. Howard deems him "the world's favorite wrestler". The Sheik is in and Artie is doing impressions already. He's not even coked up. I love the Iranian music. Sheik is very excited about the show, but he may be a little too out of breath which is a theme of this episode. He is angry at Bubba and Artie. He says he is stealing the show every night at Killers of Comedy. He is making $750-$1000. He does 10-15 minutes on the stage, people go crazy afterwards and ask him about jabronies. Sheik has brought autographs which Howard doesn't really care about. Howard talks about Hulk Hogan disrespecting Sheiky. Sheiky says Howard is right and that he was the champ before him. He said that Hogan kissed his ass, but never helped him out. He talks about Hogan backstabbing him after that convention in NJ. He said Hogan lied to him twice. Howard brings up that Sheik did say in a clip that he wanted to fuck the whole Hogan family and that is gay. Sheik says he is misunderstood. Sheik says that is cheap heat and says it must be someone else. He says he is a family man and that he has a good friendship with his wife and daughter. He says he doesn't like Hogan and says something was wrong with his mind. Sheik is very upset and says he would fuck Hogan, not his family, but in a different way using wrestling moves. He says it is cheap heat. He says it is gay, but he would fuck his ass with a beer bottle. He says that the beer bottle way would be not gay. He keeps bringing up Islam. He says he is not like Michael Jackson or Elton John. Sheik is breathing REALLY heavily. He says Vince doesn't decide who wins. Howard brings up Sheik's serious crack problem. Sheik says that he doesn't say no, but since he joined with Howard, he drinks beer, smokes cigarettes and a little bit of weed. The Killers of Comedy say that Sheik gets heavily searched at airports, but he said something about the Captain. Sheik is very mad and showing pictures and looking for what the Captain said about him but can't find it.

Howard wants him to sit down. He asks Sheik how does he convince them that he is not a terrorist. Sheik says he is not Osama or Ahmadinejad.

Why It Took Me 11 Days To Update

2007-10-30T07:45:00.000-03:00

I have reasons, really! Don't click away from here before reading my perfectly valid reasons!

1. I went to Atlantic City and spent money on casinos. No, there were no hookers or coke involved.
2. My real-life job has been a huge hassle and I am just aggravated with it. Hopefully, I can one day retain a full-time job as a blogger who doesn't leave his apartment unless he needs to make a cigarette/beer/weed run.
3. I just don't feel like typing anymore in front of a keyboard during the weekend. Oh, wait, I usually don't blog during the weekend anyway!

Okay, time for reviews!

Some conspiracy theorist says that Sheik got a hard-on for real when he put Hogan in the camel clutch. I don't know, this looks mad homo to me. I don't feel comfortable looking at other guy's cocks anyway. Like I'll be at the urinal and I make sure to hide my shit and look straight ahead. It's proper etiquette as long as you're not a Senator in a Minneapolis airport, right? But I must say that I don't believe this "evidence".

Sheiky Baby puts over Pittsburgh, Bruno Sanmartino, Kurt Angle, Terry Bradshaw and the Pittsburgh Steelers here. The Asian guy in the group just looks happy to be there.

So Dave Batista just came on the Channel 11 Morning Show and he looks really tired and just wanted to go to bed. He defended the Wellness Policy and did restate that Mark Henry was reckless with him! WOW. The interview went two minutes and he looked like he'd rather get blown by Melina than be there.

Tomorrow, I will recap the Sheik's appearance on the HOWARD STERN SHOW so come back.

We're Going to Atlantic City

2007-10-19T06:51:00.000-03:00

That's right, the IRON SHEIK YOUTUBE REVIEW is going to Atlantic City. There will be lots of laughter and fun as we gamble gamble gamble. Hopefully, by the time I come back, there will be some video or audio from ALL of Sheik's appearance on the Howard Stern show from this past week.

I might put up pictures! Who knows???

Okay BYE.

Recap of the Sheik Show (10/15/2007) And A Call To Arms

2007-10-17T10:19:00.000-03:00

What's up, folks? It's been a couple of days and I still can't believe that no one has leaked the Sheik's appearance on the fucking Howard Stern show yet. Where are all the raging fans out there that are supposed to hook me up with mp3s of his appearances, bootleg DVDs produced by accused pedophiles and some good medicine. The only people that have really helped me so far are the following people:

Everybody that I have linked to.
The fuckin' DOI.
Jay-P from Australia.
All my family and friends that have banded together to support this.

But again: WHERE ARE YOU?????

Hook a brother up, man. I provide tremendous recaps of everything while at work and all you've gotta do is scroll through this shit. Just please don't send the Iron Sheik Youtube Review any crack. I'd have to flush it down the toilet or send it to some troll on the internet.

Here's the link that I've put up for the debut of the Sheik: http://www.sendspace.com/file/ddzgh9
Now, I shall recap it since this will be awesome. It has to be awesome.

First off, I wanna say that Sheik's theme song for his show is GREAT. It starts off with the Muslim prayers that I tried to drown out of my head back when I was living with my parents and used to irregularly go to the mosque. Then you can hear the Fink announcing the Sheik. How can this go wrong? IT CAN'T, THAT'S WHY.

Shuli, some dude who works on the Stern show, is the co-host and he is surprisingly less-annoying than anything of the people that have been involved with Sheik in one form or another. I almost expect this guy to either be bald or be reveling in full Hasidic garb. Oh yeah, Eric Simms is in the house, as well.

Sheik is happy to be here. He is glad to be on Howard One Hundred and One Radio Station. Shuli wants this show to cut away from all the screaming and yelling. He finds Sheik to be an interesting guy. Shuli takes a call from a guy named Howard who gives much love to Sheik and says it's good to see a revival of his career. He asks Sheik what kind of performer he would be. Sheik says he'd be like Cena or Batista. He puts over the WWE, the young performers and also himself.

Shuli wants serious callers and doesn't want just Brian Blair shit. Some Jewish guy calls. Sheik loves the Jews and Muslims and doesn't wanna talk about religion and politics like Ahmadinejad. The Jew has a question and it is if he holds Vince responsible for the addiction of steroids in wrestling. Sheik compares himself to Angle, Gable and Abdullah Movahed. He says Vince has gotta do something and he misses Guerrero, Henning and Hawk. Sheik is not a doctor so he doesn't know what's going on. He begins to talk about missing Benoit. All Sheik wants to do is pray.

Shuli asks about Benoit. Sheik says that Benoit called him and that he saw Benoit and the Raw before he killed himself. He talks about Benoit training guys and says he is a neighbor of his in Fayetteville, Georgia, along with Orndorff and Regal. He says Benoit wanted him to come over to house since he was lonely. Apparently, they only lives 5 minutes away from each other. He thinks the doctor gave Benoit too much testorone or uppers or downers. Sheik's disgusted that Benoit roided up Daniel and killed him and his wife. He didn't ever think Benoit could ever do it. He's confused. Benoit broke Sheik's heart. He can't fucking forget about it. He says he can't forgive or forget Benoit for killing his wife and son. He says if Benoit was mad at himself, then he should've just been a man and killed himself. Sheik gets all wound up during this, as usual. What we can learn from this is that you shouldn't kill your kid.

Derek in Ohio is some old dude who claims to be a huge fan of Sheik, but really isn't. Sheik gets really angry and tells him to take a walk.

Some guy in Florida has a question. He's first complementing the Sheik for coming back into the limelight. Sheik thanks Stern, the Killers of Comedy, Bob Levy and Beetlejuice. Even though he is Persian, he gets along with Jews except that jabronie Eric Simms. He asks what his favorite match is and whether he will be on WWE again. Sheik says that his favorite match is his Bootcamp Match with Sgt. Slaughter. He puts over Slaughter! Another match is his title win over Bob Backlund. He puts over Backlund. And the third match is his loss to Hogan to drop the strap. He doesn't put over Hogan! I'm sure Hogan is crying himself to sleep with not being put over by Sheiky Baby.

He also says that he prefers to work with Levy and Stern, but if Vince calls him, then he's gotta speak to Simms first and then he'd go back to WWE. He puts over WWE and also brags about beating Vince in racquetball. He also puts over the McMahon family and talks about getting hugs and kisses from HHH and Steph. He has worked for three generations of the McMahon and loves them.

Another caller starts with a Muslim greeting and asks who was his favorite tag team partner and who sucks the biggest cock: Allah, Muhammad or Jesus. I'd go with Muhammad. Shuli wants Sheik to answer the first question and ignore the second. Sheik says his favorite partner was Nikolai. He says that outside the ring, Nikolai was great. He puts over Nikolai's usage of the Foreman grill and was a shrewd buyer of food. He respects Nikolai for not cheating his body, but he's got heat with him for the two dollars that he didn't give the wheelchair man. He is a jabronie Jew Russian Jew even after he booked him for Mister Makdavi. WHO IS MISTER MAKDAVI?!?!!? He puts over the wheelchair men in NYC, LA and Atlanta. He says that while he loves Nikolai, he says that he can't take all his money to the cemetary and NOT to be a cheap Jew son of a bitch!

A caller is a wrestler who is 6'1, 210 pounds. He wants some training tips. Sheik asks how old is he. The kid is 22. He says that as long as you are young and tall and that he should see if he should train 3 times a day all year round, can go to some Olympic wrestling school, watch his diet and pray to Jesus. INSHALLAH. He says if you can't make it in America, then you can't make it Bombay or Calcutta. You have everything here: good food and electricity, which he didn't even grow up with! Wow. He says Allah was behind him. He puts over the amateurs that he trained with, like Gholamreza Takhti.

Shuli is impressed with Sheik's advice. Sheik says swimming, Greco Roman and freestyle wrestling are the toughest sports in the Olympics. He respects Michael Jordan, but he needed 11 teammates in order to win the Gold medal. He confuses football with basketball. He respects Joe Namath and Terry Bradshaw, but even they know that wrestling is the toughest sport.

Shuli is happy and hopes Sheik is happy. The phone lines are lighting up. A caller asks how the injuries have affecting Sheik since he saw him on the Stern show. He says that the caller doesn't know what he's talking about, but he's been wrestling forever so he has a lot of damage. Shuli asks if he expected to live to 65 since he was a party animal back in the day. He says he's absolutely right. Apparently, Eric Simms tells everyone that Sheik is an animal partyman all night 24 hours 7 days a week and even if Sheik is very bad, Sheik is always training. He says that yes he is 65, but he needs to do something. He claims moderation, but Eric and Nikolai claim Sheik's moderation is 24 hours non-stop and is a world champion at A to the Z. He says that he is healthy and happy and loves his radio show.

TOM BRANDI calls him. Sheik puts over Brandi and calls him his Italian best friend and he gave his son his Olympic wrestling trunks. Brandi says he's a good guy and bad guy and that Sheik managed him when he was a Patriot. He said that he had to call in since Sheik's his best friend and wants him to knock them dead. He says forget about Hogan. Sheik says also forget about Warrior and all these other jabronie conmen. Shuli asks if people take advantage of him, but he knows better. He says Brandi is like family for him since he gave him a watch in exchange for his trunk. Brandi is like a son to Sheik as is the next caller...

BOB LEVY talks about how guys are getting pushed when they got like 3 moves. Sheik agrees about Hogan has like 3 moves. He says a grandmother can pretty much do that, too. Levy used to be a wrestle. His name used to be the Heartbreaker Bobby Slayer. He says Warrior only had 2 moves. Sheik talks about Warrior's shaking of the ropes. He hopes Vince books him against Warrior. He calls Warrior no-good and calls him a prostitute that everybody knew about, which made him lose face. He is angry at Simms for bringing him over to Warrior in the infamous slapping incident from a few months ago. "Ultimate Warrior, fuck you!!!"

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Some weird dude asks about the origins of the camel clutch. He asks the cameraman to zoom. He says that in the old country, they had camels and sheep. He says both him and the Original Sheik and Sabu used it. He calls them his cousin and nephew, originally.

Another guy calls and says that he met Sheik a month after 9/11. He asks if Sheik blames Luger for Miss Elizabeth's death. Sheik says that it's a tough decision. He said that Elizabeth left that jabronie Jew Randy Savage and moved to Georgia. He says he loves and misses Elizabeth. He puts over Lanny and Angelo Poffo, specifically bringing up Angelo's sit-up record. But Randy did not treat Elizabeth good. He says after Savage, Liz went to Luger. He says Luger was a good friend of his, but he used to go to his gym that he co-owned with Sting. He says that he's not sure, but he says everybody knows Luger was a gimmick man pretty boy. Even though he doesn't know, he says that if he finds out that Lex did damage to Elizabeth, then he'll beat the fuck out of him. He calls Elizabeth beautiful and say God Bless Elizabeth, Savage and Elizabeth's family.

Shuli asks for an Andre the Giant story. Sheik says that in wrestling, they have the midgets to the giants. He says giants are supposed to be a role model, a real babyface. He calls himself a heel. He says that when they'd go to London, Tokyo or whatever, he says Andre would play cards and that he'd come into the ring all fucked up. He says Andre could hurt you, but Sheik was a general in the ring. He repeats the Andre autograph story where he curses out a little kid. What a dickhead.

Shuli is having a good time with Sheik. He says 5 minutes before the show started, the phone lines were all full. Some caller whines about some guy pissing him off, but Sheik tells him to ignore the guy. And not to sell it!

A caller puts over Sheik's work in Georgia and how it's still classic. He says that while Levy says they don't need Sheik or whatever on the Killers of Comedy show. Sheik puts over Beetlejuice and doesn't mind if the guy shits his pants. Another guy calls with praises and how he feels about Bret Hart and his family. He says he wrestled in Calgary in 1973 and loves the family. Another guy says god bless the Iron Sheik and asked about being in TNA. He says that Angle and Jerry Jarrett are there, so if they need him, then he's there, but he's very happy working for Howard. Another guy asks who he has kept in touch with and asks who he'd like to wrestle if he was in the best shape. He says Cena, Angle and HHH. They ignored the first question!

Another guy asks about Fred Blassie. He says Mister Jafari helped meet him in Iran and also that he met Rikidozan with Blassie in 1960. Someone asks if he invented the camel crutch while trying to buttfuck Hogan while trying for the reacharound. Another guy calls about how everybody hated the Sheik and people threw shit in the ring. Sheik has a Piper story. They were working for Crockett and the Iranian people invited them for shish kebab and rice. So they went and afterwards, they got qualudes, uppers, downers, Percoset, "powder" and a grinder from this "doctor". Then they got pulled over and he had to pay off the cop $500 in order to not get arrested. Sheik puts over Howard one last time and the show is over!!!!

I'm Still Here

2007-10-14T18:43:00.000-03:00

I know, right. Sometimes, it's a little unsettling to realize that the internet is an extremely powerful medium to get your shit out there for everyone to see. I enjoy it and stuff, but wow, you know? Yeah, I'm coming down from smoking a blunt after watching "Knocked Up". That's a good movie. You should go see it, but if you don't, then I promise not to look down on you like a film snob. I haven't even watched any of that Star Trek shit. Sorry, fags.

So this is from the new RF shoot with Sheiky Baby. It seems pretty intense from the audio version that I heard. If anyone has this DVD, then please e-mail me. We can talk about how awesome it is. No, I refuse to say anything else. I am so amazed at Sheik's handling of the cigarette. Dude refuses to even smoke his lit cigarette and waves it around his bed. By the end of this, Sheik puts the cigarette into his open bottle of beer. Sheik is going to fuck the whole Hogan family. Maybe he jerks off while thinking about being smothered by Linda's titties. I love the Vikings hat, don't you? And he says "E-S-S" perfectly!

Jay-P from fucking AUSTRALIA sent me this song of the Sheik ranting on top of Kurt Angle's WWE theme song. It's really annoying to hear Angle's theme over and over again, but I do not discredit the hard work that it took to make this theme. I'm amazed whenever I get any feedback, actually. Here's the link: http://www.zshare.net/audio/4220938311a158/

IT'S THE IRON SHEIK YOUTUBE REVIEW OLD SCHOOL JAM OF THE WEEK: Blahzay Blahzay's "Danger". This shit is fucking great. I love this song and I oftentimes wonder what happened to Mr. Blahzay. Well, I also think that about Shyheim the Rugged Child, Pete Nice and Rampage the Lost Boy Scout, too, so Blahzay's not the only one on the Missing Persons portion on the back of a milk carton. Anyways, this is great mid-90s rap music and is what I enjoy listening to.

All Types Of Shit

2007-10-10T20:35:00.000-03:00

Sheik is in Portland and is stunning everyone with his fluency of Farsi before Daivari made it suck. Dude was a fucking pioneer at this whole angry foreigner deal. The fans can tell when you're a fraud and while some people might have thought that he was some other race, the fact that he speaks the actual language makes it really impressive.

I sat here stoned while watching Sheik continuously force Eric Simms to call some drug dealer for some weed and crack for Our Hero. I don't really know a lot about crack other than it kills. But it apparently medication according to Sheik's way of thinking. Simms calls this dude's phone like five or six times throughout. Sheik's so tired that he can't even go through a 2 hour interview without peppering the viewer with childish interruptions. It is definitely fucked up, but it's really amazing to see all of this go down.

Simms makes sure to tell Feinstein to turn off his camera when he begins to give Sheik his money for his trip on the East Coast, but why Simms didn't refuse to have it turned off while all of this was filming is beyond any kind of logical understanding. There is NO WAY that someone with any kind of common sense should have themselves filmed buying or attempting to buy crack. He's kinda entertaining because he's almost seemlessly slid into Dan Mirade's original role as unintriguing-whiteguy-sidekick, but he still should've known better.

Aw Shit It's Tuesday

2007-10-09T07:42:00.000-03:00

Weekends are always full of their ups and downs, depending on the amount of drug use and bullshit that you have to deal with. I think the best thing about this blog for me is that it's a way to escape all the bullshit that I have to deal with once I get away from this computer. Sheiky Baby has helped us all avoid our problems and partake in saying such phrases as "Ah'm a legeeeend...hall of fame" and "Ahm zeh rheal!", for example. Indeed, I shall keep this blog running one way or another, because there are quite a few of you loyal Sheiky fans that love to ignore dealing with that outstanding meth problem which has ruined your life forever, which is just great for me.

Sheiky Baby talking about how much he loves women. He may want to fuck Cyndi Lauper, but doesn't want to be like little-boy-fucker Michael Jackson. I think the two dudes next to him are from Porno Pro Wrestling, which books both Sheik and Honky Tonk Man in Denver.

This happened at Chicago between some shitty band that no one knows and the Iron Sheik. Sheik gets into a confrontation with the lead singer and then ends up hitting him with his cane. Then he hits him on the back with a chair that he could not reach down to pick up. Yes, someone had to hand him the chair. And some drummer dude tried to attack Sheik, but our Iranian Hero did not sell that particular assault. Hopefully Sheik moves on to musicians that are universally intolerable, like that John Mellencamp fag. If I gotta hear "THIS IS MY COUNTRY" one more fucking time...

Back later. Get your questions in for Eric Simms.

We Will Be Interviewing Eric Simms Soon

2007-10-05T13:51:00.000-03:00

It's true. Eric Simms is gonna chat with Our Great Blog about the Sheik. If you've got questions, then please either e-mail them to me at iron.sheik.youtube.review@gmail.com or add them to the comments as sometime in the future, Eric will give us all the low-down on what is going on with Sheiky Baby.

I received a package from a white man in Canada. No, it wasn't moonshine, but the Fight Network's half-hour documentary on the Iron Sheik. I have no idea how to convert things from DVD to video on the internet, but there's some worthwhile stuff on it as they give a little background on Sheik's family in Iran and in the States. I think his deceased daughter Marissa might be in one scene in their kitchen, but I don't know. His daughter Nicole looks JUST LIKE HIM IT'S RIDICULOUS. Caryl is less shrewish than in the Majen documentary clip, but I think the less of her, the better. Some of the commentary is ridiculous as they say Sheik won the Olympics in 1968 and it's as if they're still trying to keep kayfabe alive throughout. Also, they say Sheik is a spokesperson against drug use.

I'll have to find a way to put this online as it's some interesting stuff.

Umm, the weekend is here and I am finally getting DVR after three years of being a cheap Jew sonuvabitch.

Okay, I think that's all. There will be more videos and reviews next week. And don't forget: ERIC SIMMS IS COMING TO THE IRON SHEIK YOUTUBE REVIEW

FAGGOTS.

A Short Sheiky Update

2007-10-04T21:15:00.000-03:00

Yeah, kids, I'm listening to RZA's Japan-only "Ghost Dog" soundtrack. My life means a lot more everytime I hear this shit. It's got a buncha great beats to this and that's what counts to me. I miss the old Wu-Tang shit. Like honestly, as much as I am a fan of Ghostface, Raekwon, etc., it's not like the old days when I used to watch DJ Bobby Simmons' video block on the public access channel on the shitty 27 inch television in the bedroom that I shared with my parents. Whenever "Incarcerated Scarfaces" came on, I knew that this shit was something special. I feel like an old man saying, "Now, everything sucks!", but yeah, everything pretty much sucks. But I gotta crank that Soulja Boy.

The Southern Avanger uses the Iron Sheik to make a point about the amount of hysteria going into Mahmoud Ahmedinejad. All I know is that his jackets are hideous and he has a beard that is more cooler than mine whenever I grow it out. I don't know, the United States is fucked up and everything, but it gave my parents a stable place to live so I can't bitch about my living conditions too much. But I'm sure some of that stability came from dealing with individuals whose moral compass might not be the greatest, but that's not something that I'm going to cry about since I'm comfortably sitting cross-legged on my shitty swivel chair in my air-conditioned living room.

So why should you?

Teacher Versus Student

2007-10-01T16:15:00.000-03:00

As all of us moderately-informed Sheik-historians know, Our Hero did get to train guys for Verne Gagne only a couple years after taking bumps in a shitty barn with the likes of Flair, Patera, Brunzell and, shit, even the amazing Greg Gagne. I don't know what makes him really amazing, but the guy did wrestle and stuff. Shit, it's amazing enough that guys get paid to roll around in the ring wearing underwear.

Anyways, one of the dudes that Sheik trained was Ricky Steamboat. Ricky went on to many successes in wrestling, including noteworthy feuds with Ric Flair and Randy Savage. He also won the Intercontinental Title, WCW Heavyweight Title and, um, probably a bunch of other belts since his tag partner was Jay Youngblood, who was supposedly awesome. I wanted to do something a little different, maybe a little left field, so I decided to link to two different matches that Sheik has with his most famous trainee. Unfortunately, I have not gotten to see any encounters that Sheik with his other two prized students, Dr. Tom Pritchard and Buck Zumhoff, but maybe some day!

Macho Man was out and he was acting crazy, which kinda stole some of Sheik's heat as far as the television audience was concerned. Like here's this huge feud going down between Macho and Ricky, meanwhile Sheik is just the Iranian dude that people are supposed to hate. Sheik did a leapfrog, which is impressive for a guy with a huge gut and drug problems. Ricky actually wins with a fistdrop from the top rope, which is still amazing even considering this was 1984. I love fistdrops in wrestling; they're the only move that anyone can do well. Ricky and Macho tease a fight, but they don't. Meanwhile, Sheik's star fades a little bit more.

Click on this link to see this pretty good match that they had back in Mid Atlantic. This is possibly November of 1980, so this shows how things changed, not just in how the style of matches changed, but also, how the audiences were back in the day. The crowds believed, man. Sometimes I can't believe it, but it's some wild shit.

Sheik does his kickass double underhook release suplex. Please, someone correct me so I can feel more up-to-date on what the names of wrestling moves are. I'm depending on it!

Oh yeah, the finish was out of nowhere. Sheik was on offense for like 90% of the match and all of the sudden, Ricky grabs the legs and win. Just great to see, even if the video quality sucks ass and it kinda looks like blobs moving around from time to time.

Sheik decides not to talk about training Steamboat and instead decides to put over that he trained the U.S. Olympic team. I love it. Also, he claims to have trained Flair, Brunzell and some other dudes, which might be lying! It hurts to have to admit the lies of my hero, but it's okay, I think the Iron Sheik Youtube Review will get through it.

Holy Shit it's Friday

2007-09-28T10:28:00.000-03:00

Fridays are always awesome. Like, growing up, all I wanted was for Friday to come. That way I didn't have to think about faggot-ass teachers, asshole classmates, stupid homework that didn't really help you learn anything in the end or whatever the fuck else was going on back in those days.

I hope you're just as excited as I am today. I don't have to deal with co-workers, taking mass transit during rush hour or have to worry about anything involving what I do to make a living. And that's fucking great.

Some dude made his own song about the Iron Sheik. I watched this about 20 minutes before leaving for work, so I've forgotten the lyrics and all that other shit. I know that I thought it was kinda funny. Seriously, when people are making songs about you, then what the fuck? I want someone to make a song about me. They can call it, "The Lazy Blogger Who Eats Too Many Potato Chips". Or maybe not. Whatever. Watch the video and let me know what you think about it!

THE IRON SHEIK YOUTUBE REVIEW JAM OF THE WEEK: Dr. Dre featuring Snoop - "Deep Cover". This is awesome. The beat is great and Snoop wrote some great lyrics for Dre to spit. That chorus makes motherfuckers want to kill some pigs. Not that I am advocating the killing of anything, especially not farm animals. But damn, this song is tougher than anything that any of these wack-ass ringtone rappers are putting out these days.

Have a great weekend.

Fuck Denver

2007-09-27T00:03:00.000-03:00

I can't believe the week is almost over. And I can't believe that I have gotten positive feedback from Allah, Buddha, Jehovah and Buddy Wayne, so things can't be that bad, right? Anyhow, I shall review as much as an internet reviewer can review, if only to please people who need to know what's up with Sheiky Baby (or is it Baba)?

These are clips of Sheik and Honky Tonk outside of some place in Denver where people watched Summerslam. Did I watch Summerslam? Hmm, I think I did. Yeah, I did. Oh, right, this is promoted by those Pleasures Dudes faggots. Honestly, is there any real reason that anybody would want to visit Denver? Hell, I'd want to get the fuck out and apparently, so do these guys. The limo driver isn't here yet and Sheik is pissed because he wants to go home. He doesn't seem to want to talk to fans about Gholamreza Takhti, Imam-Ali Habibi or any other lesser-known Iranian amateur wrestlers. He just wants to go home. Oh yeah, Honky Tonk Man is here, too. He sure does need a haircut. The videos cut out like halfway for all three of these clips. Don't blame me if it doesn't work, assholes.

If anything, it's hilarious to see how uncomfortable Honky Tonk is. He really looks like he wants to go home and doesn't really want to talk to fans since he's already made his appearance and just wants to go to bed and hopefully go home and see his wife and kids. Honky even offers to drive the limo himself. Sheik just seems so irritated at these loud-ass whiteboys yelling at him.

Eventually, the driver comes out and the two legends finally get to leave. They have no more time for the marks, but the footage lives on forever as long as there is an internet.

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What Else To Say?

2007-09-25T23:09:00.000-03:00

I will hopefully be doing something that is much more worthwhile than trying to e-mail the Magen Brothers and get nowhere. But things are getting better as far as the blog goes. I can only hope that they get better. Maybe I'll interview more people for the blog and am able to get Meltzer writing about how awesome I am. Then I can retire with internet money like the ScoopsCentral guy did. Then I can start drinking more highly priced red wine and maybe write a book on how to make money off your blog. Eventually, it would all lead to having my own talk show like that dude Greg Behrendt. It would probably fail, but I would make sure to have a lot of midgets on the show like the "Little People, Big World" family.

Also, the Iron Sheik and his entire family. And lots of Klansmen on the show. And the oddly-clothed Black Israelites that preach on either 42nd Street and, more recently, 34th Street in Manhattan. On the same show.

A man has dreams. Make them happen, people.

Sheik lets us all know that he loves pot and that he caught in New Jersey with Hacksaw Jim Duggan with the cocaine, marijuana and an open can of beer. Duggan has since been very sorry for this incident, but Sheik doesn't appear to even blame himself too much. It might be a shame, but it's probably hopeless to try and make this guy think completely different at his current age.

Like I was at Times Square once and a guy had a "I Need A Beer" sign. Sure, I was all dressed up nice and shit, but I also felt that if a guy needs to go through the trouble to make a sign pleading for money to buy a beer, then the least I can do is give him the money. I feel sorry for heroin addicts and cokeheads, too, but I hope the percentage of the readers that dabble in that shit ask someone else for a hookup.

Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that he's not in my family on some A&E Intervention shit, so why get emotional about it, right?

The guy below gets really emotional and it's just weird. Anybody who willingly videotapes themselves talking just to upload onto Youtube for an audience of more than just their close friends and family is a real weirdo. But here I am blogging for people. I don't know; typing shit seems a lot less gay than doing what that "Leave Britney Alone" tranny does.

So this guy decides to apologize to the Iron Sheik because he made a video where impersonated him as the Brass Sultan. See, I feel robbed because I've never seen this impression. Like it probably wasn't that great even though he says that impersonating is his forte. I dig that he makes this whole Christian spiel while wearing a fucking UFC cap. If you can't deal with the exploitation of people, then don't be ridiculous enough to watch pro wrestling, Ultimate fighting or boxing. People are paying money to see guys either beat the hell out of each other, take risks with their own body and/or try to hurt another guy to a point of no return. Now, exploitation isn't something I'm not completely fond of, but I got at an early age that this world is a place where people make other people do some pretty questionable shit. In closing, it's a cruel world, get over it.

Start Your Week Off With Sheik

2007-09-24T19:47:00.000-03:00

Please, folks: don't talk when the Iron Sheik is talking. It's something that I've had to learn to deal with all my life. Someone's always gotta fucking butt in my conversations and I just let it slide. But Sheiky Baby? No way. He's not going to let you get away with anything if you start having a side conversation when he's the one that's supposed to get the camera time. It's awfully rude, you know? Mrs. Ramirez had a banner in my second grade class saying, "SILENCE IS GOLDEN". Learn, assholes.

This is some fat kid impersonating the Iron Sheik while reviewing TNA's Hard Justice. I think this is over 8 minutes of a waste of your time, but it's not even a hilarious waste of time. Like, dude, if you're gonna entertain me, then please shave your head and grow a custom Iranian moustache. No, I didn't watch all of this either. This kid really needs a girlfriend. Or needs to find some better porn to look at, if only so that it will distract him from making any more videos. The reason why I put shit like this up to review is only because these people intrigue me. The question that always pops into my head when I hear about these internet celebrities is, "what drives people to want to do this in front of a camera?" I can come up with a lot of answers, but I don't think they're good enough to satisfy my question.

Sheiky Baby All Day

2007-09-21T08:51:00.000-03:00

First off, much thanks to KaneRobot for putting a link up to my blog in his description of the infamous "Iron Sheik Goes Nuts" video above, which pretty much started Sheikymania throughout the internet. A crowning achievement in my life, let me tell ya.

Sheik wrestles Pistol Pez Whatley here in Jacksonville, Florida, according to what the dude who put this video up says. It's dated in 1992, apparently. This would explain Sheik being jacked up and actually kinda mobile. The announcers are what make this match as they're just hilarious with their accents and commentary, where they spend most of the time just marking out like fans in the crowd. I love this match as much as anything on the Internet. I recommend that all of you watch it and tell your grandchildren about this encounter. So you might have two brain cells and wake up in the morning from your hospital bed and say, "Where am I", but I think the memories of this match should last a lifetime.

Sheik tells us about Dan Mirade and how he's a jabronie. He then compares Mirade to his Jewish friend, Eric Simms. Eric is not a half-and-half, according to Sheik. However, I feel sorry for whatever woman Simms actually claims to be in a relationship with. What woman would allow Simms to stick his cock in her twat? Okay, fine, other than a prostitute?

This is from Manican's encounter with Sheik at Jac Sabboth's collectables store in deepest, darkest Queens. It's so deep into Queens that I refuse to venture out there. Like I'll go as far out as JFK, but only to pick up people from the airport. But leisurely? Never.

Anyways, Sabboth is a promoter of wrestling whose show I ended up going to back like 7 years ago. It's the Low-Ki/Xavier ladder match main event that dorks like me still talk about. I sat behind these two DVDVR guys, Pete and Ray, whether they acknowledge it or not, that is the truth. These guys had a fucking stopwatch and notepad so they could time the matches. After the show, my friends and I went to some diner. By the time I got home, the results of the show (with match times WTF) were already up on the DVDVR messageboard. I'm not gonna call them a bunch of fags, but okay, what a bunch of fags.

Sheik leaves a message for Nikolai on some dude's cellphone. He seems to be loving life in Mani's clips.

I had to put something Nikolai-related here. This is a 10-minute video showing how Nikolai joined the Million Dollar Corporation. I felt bad for Volkoff, but he had to feed his family. I don't remember how the storyline ended, but I do recall many Nikolai squash matches where he would be basically degraded by Dibiase at ringside.

The Many Adventures of the Iron Sheik

2007-09-19T08:50:00.001-03:00

Sheik has been on a rampage lately. He's gonna be back on the Stern show in a few weeks! He's also doing a lot of unusual things lately that could be considered unbecoming of a former WWF World Champion.

Sheik decides to play the board game Clue with someone wearing a Sabu costume. He doesn't really understand the game, but it does remind him of Brian Blair. He notes the kitchen and bathroom in the game, but does not fail to also note that Blair is garbage and also a jew jabronie. Yes, I think it's fair to say that most Jews are jabronies.

If Sheik doesn't get Clue, maybe there's some other games that he could try???

Monopoly is fucking awesome. It'll make you cry like a bitch when you lose all your money, but I prefer the Shrek Junior Monopoly version.

Parcheesi is fucking great. I used to play this all the time when I was a kid with my mom. I liked beating her because it was affirmation that I was a king at board games. Sadly, I was still not very good. In retrospect, I think I was probably a little too competitive.

I think Our Hero could do great at Connect Four. Seriously, anyone can play this game. I have it in my possession just for the chance that I will have to duel with someone. Instead of taking to fisticuffs, just pulling this board game out will solve any and all problems that may have been lingering. Sheik and Blair need to sit down and play a few games. By the end of the game, Blair will practically be begging Sheik to go fuck his wife.

Sheik is here hawking his action figure. Scintillating material, let me tell ya. He's a WWF or WWE champion.

Sheik arm-wrestles the fake Sabu guy (maybe Pablo Marquez from ECW???) and pulls out a gun on the homie! Damn, I didn't know things got that bad that he needed to pull out weaponry on guys. Would he pull out a gun on Scott Norton, who is an arm-wrestling champion? Or better yet, would he pull out a gun on Sylvester Stallone in Over the Top?

Not if his son is on the line. Even if the son looks gayer than Jonathon from Who's the Boss?

I was gonna put a picture of him but I saw some dude's ballsack on the first page of my Google Image Search for "danny pintauro". What the fuck is wrong with your people????

Sheik slits some jabronie's neck with a fake sword during a match in front of a bunch of chairs. This is also tremendous and I support all these videos with the Iron Sheik Youtube Review Stamp of Approval.

Sheik talks about God, His Career and a special appearance by Keith Sweat

2007-09-17T08:08:00.000-03:00

Damn, it's Monday already? I did stuff this weekend, like washing a few plates, my slow cooker which filled with maggots over a two-week period because I'm lazy and shit. There was like a whole crew of maggots, which is pretty nasty. They ended up getting killed with Pine Cleaner that I bought over 2 years ago when I actually thought that I'd be washing the floor of this place regularly. Anyways, that was fun.

Oh yeah, I went to the Brooklyn Book Festival, which was filled with a lot of uppity white people who knew a lot about books and poetry and shit. Mad lesbians, too. Not the hot ones, just the short haired ones that looked like Marcy D'arcy from Married with Children. Sheiky Baby knows. He could probably spot a gay from a mile away. But I got some free shit, like a couple of books and pens and a bookbag for my girlfriend's sister. I tried to take another one but the cunt with the cart filled of bags said it was only for kids. Give me a break, yo. Anyhow, I had fun or whatever. I didn't set up a table for Iron Sheik Youtube Review, but maybe next year.

Sheiky Baby talks about God and how Muslims and Christians share the same god. I don't know. I'm not a real big fan of religion. I guess it brings people together, but it's the cause of a lot of bullshit throughout the world. And it's not like the moderates go out of their way to really condemn the dickheads that take it too far. That's why someone's gotta behead that faggot Osama. 'Cause it's not like the Pakis, Afghanis, Saudis or whoever is hiding him is going to go out of their way to actually find him. If he never gets caught, then it puts yet another stamp on the Bush administration, but what do I know? I'm sitting here blogging before getting out of my house to go to work.

This is a shoot interview from back in 2000 for, I believe, Frank Goodman. Yes, another Jew making money off Our Hero. Sheik's very calm and relaxed, which is odd. If this is wrong, then that is unfortunate. Anyhow, Sheik talks a bit about his background. Nothing that I haven't heard before; he had a lot of honors in wrestling from winning a high school championship and an army championship. All praises due to Gholamreza Takhti and Imam-Ali Habibi. He came here because of Alan Rice from the Minnesota Wrestling Club. He takes credit for the United States Olympic team that he helped train. He got started in pro wrestling with Verne Gagne and Billy Robinson and trained with Flair, Brunzell, Patera and somebody else. And he brags for a long time about every title that he's won. I think he's always been nuts, but lately, it's gotten a little too sad for me. I'm hoping to watch and recap more of these videos. I promise nothing, however.

This is the IRON SHEIK YOUTUBE REVIEW OLD SCHOOL JAM OF THE WEEK: Keith Sweat's "Twisted". I love this song and video as I used to watch this on the old school rap show on public access. Much love to Bobby Simmons for reaching out to a stinky brown teenager like me during the weekdays when I used to slack off in high school and shit. Times were crazy, but I don't wanna live those days again. Anyhow, this song is fucking great and I don't care if you don't like black music, you Slayer-listening wrestling fan who hasn't showered in a month and has tied up crack-addled prostitutes in your closet.

Fridaze

2007-09-14T12:31:00.000-03:00

Damn it, it's Friday alright and Balls Mahoney still has a job. There must be a God. Or Allah. Or Zoroastran. Whatever, it's amazing. The weekend is upon us as I sit here typing away on this iMac at work and slightly gazing at my pack of Marlboro smooths and bottle of Febreze Farbic Refresher Allergen Reducer. Hearing your co-workers actually doing work as you sit here trying to look busy as you hurriedly change windows when a pair of titties begins to pop up after scrolling through a thread clearly marked "NSFW" is always great. The day-to-day bullshit sucks, but this blog does help to make it go by a little faster.

Sheik hates Ric Flair. The Kurt Angle sweatshirt never gets old. Someone get him some Italian suits. Sheik is Armani would be a great improvement over his current wardrobe. Gays know how to dress like that Tim Gunn nigga. He takes shit too far. I dress in a shitty pair of jeans that I rock for weeks on end before I deem them dirty. Also, some kind of black tee shirt with a logo emblazoned on the front or some shirt that I bought from Old Navy. It doesn't sound like much, but I look a lot better than I did in high school. Adding 30 pounds to get me over 150 pounds didn't hurt either.

Anyhow, Sheik throws out allegations of Flair's drug usage. Decadurabolin! Testostorone! Damn, yo.

He also calls Linda McMahon beautiful, but he might have a secret weak spot for white women in power. A lot of us minorities do, apparently.

This kid decided to put a four second clip of Psycho Sid powerbombing Sheiky through a table, except they were his action figures. Honestly, I was checking out the air conditioner in the back and trying to figure out if that was instead MY current AC since mine has the green analog thingy, too. And the kid is watching wrestling because you hear Michael Cole talking about that gassed-up Mexican, Chavo Guerrero. Wouldn't it be great if the television was on something completely different like an episode of "Mad About You" or maybe "Busty Cops 2"? "Busty Cops 2" is a favorite in my household; if you have Showtime on Demand, then you should check it out. I've watched five minutes so far, but it definitely has some acting ability that is truly amazing. The performances are on a level that puts the casts of "Bridges of Madison Country", "Waiting" and "Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj" to shame.

Also, kinda fucked up is that after the action-figure powerbomb, the kid leaves the toys in that position, so now Sid's actually sucking Sheik off. Maybe that's sexual assault since Sheik got powerbombed first?

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

Sheik Buys Crack...AND MORE

2007-09-13T08:08:00.000-03:00

Sheik's buying drugs makes the internet. What do you think about this being filmed? It's not like it's being filmed for A&E Intervention, you know. This is strictly for the profit of the person who is filming it. It's pretty sad, but what can you do other than wince and say, "well, I hope that I'm not as fucked up when I'm in my late sixties". Sheik gets Eric Simms to call his friendly drug dealer in New Jersey. The guy doesn't want to come to their shitty hotel room, but Eric refuses to drive and pick it up. Sheik has a 100 dollars that he wants to spend on crack and marijuana. Damn, 40 dollars of weed for a week is good enough for me, but Sheik's habit appears to be rather excessive and expensive. Oh well! Eric tells Sheik to be quiet while he tries to reason with the dealer. The drug dealer hangs up in the end after Sheik starts ranting and raving after he hears that he won't get his drugs tonight.

This is the meeting between Hulk and Sheik a few months ago. Everything's going great and Hogan says he wants Sheik's number. Of course, Hogan being Hogan, he doesn't call back our hero which is some bullshit. I know there are a lot of Hogan lovers out there, but damn, your man is real shady. He can't even call the legend!? Ridiculous. Sheik's jacket is awesome, but can't someone tell him that dirty Atlanta Olympics winter cap looks horrible? Where's Tim Gunn to give Sheik some fashion advice?

I downloaded this a couple days ago and it's pretty good. I like his first album better, but Kanye has some good beats here. Just delete the songs with that faggot Mos Def and the lead singer of Coldplay. I like Coldplay but if it's gonna be him and Kanye, then it is just too much faggotry for one track. Otherwise, everything's just pretty good.

Happy Belated Birthday To Our Hero, I am lazy, Other bullshit

2007-09-12T10:41:00.000-03:00

Sup, guys. I've been mad lazy since I would rather download music and look at midget porn than blog sometimes. Just like when you people would rather chat with old men posing as 13-year-old girls than hit up my blog. It's all good. I can't hate on people who have made their mind up about things. Life's worth living and I respect life, you know.

Anyway, Sheik turned 65 a few days ago. It's a beautiful thing. Dude is like a surrogate uncle to me; the one cool dude in your family that you can drink beers with and smoke a joint or two with, but gotta leave before he gets agity and starts desiring an eightball. It's a miracle that he's lasted this long and I hope he lives for a long time. My homie that I worked with for 3 years jumped out of a window here at work a few months ago and he was only 64. So you gotta appreciate the shit that you've got in front of you; money, fame, all the other bullshit can't do it for me. As long as I got my family, friends and girl, then I'm good, you know. So yeah, happy birthday, my nigga. Hope you are acting crazy for another 65 years, bro.

I am too lazy to review videos now. I'll do it tomorrow morning when I eschew playing low-stakes internet poker in favor of placating my wonderful audience.

Email me at iron.sheik.youtube.review@gmail.com, fags.

66 Posts and Counting

2007-09-05T23:03:00.000-03:00

I think it's a miracle that I've blogged for this long. Maybe I should step back and revel in my amazing persistance when it comes to blogging and avoiding doing a minor part of my job description in favor of doing this shit instead. Or maybe I should cry myself to sleep at night and try not to remember how awesome it was when Ms. Edwards told us in Calculus [or whatever] that she got robbed while walking through the halls of our high school. Fuck that bitch. Ms. Edwards, if you're reading this, then I'd like to let you know that you are a cunt who sucked at teaching. Thanks for passing me though, twat!

These are some highlights, some lowlights and some awkward moments in that interview shot by that dude who was accused of, like, banging little boys off the internet. You know I can't live that down. Anyways, when someone supposedly decides to download the audio of this interview, you do lose some of the luster so getting to see his facial reactions is helpful. Though it is odd when you see his fascination with pushing his chair closer and closer to the camera. Feinstein not being to read the medal is funny, but it seems like the only Jew who reads it properly is Eric Simms. I wonder if the Jewish blogging contingent is going to come after me.

If they do, then I'll be forced to recite anti-Semetic rhetoric that I learned from my elders during those madrassah-like sessions at that secret place with the jungle gyms that look suspciously like the shitty rides that were at the cement "park" two blocks away from me.

Thinking about this got me going through old photobooks trying to find my past. I've decided to put this only picture up to show all you people out there that wonder how awesome my childhood was...

THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!!!!

HOPE YOU HAD A HAPPY LABOR DAY, FAGS.

2007-09-04T10:48:00.000-03:00

I spent the weekend doing not a whole lot other than chilling with the girlfriend and bullshitting with family. Rented a bunch of movies at Blockbuster. Blades of Glory was too gay, Black Snake Moan was great and Disturbia was pretty good. Shia LeBouf may be the next Tom Cruise. I'm just looking for the next Steve Buscemi. Christina Ricci played a convincing hoe, unless you're an avid fan of Crack Whore Confessions or whatever.

The jokes write themselves...

"We are very proud to bring you shoots with the biggest names in wrestling. In order to do so, we need to make a profit so we can put it back into our next big shoot interview. We want to thank our many loyal fans that have reported people selling RF VIDEO shoots without our permission over the last few days. We are well aware of some of the sites out there that already have plans on selling the new shoots that we just filmed last week. RF VIDEO will take legal action on any persons that sell our shoots without our permission. We have never been more serious about this issue. Thanks for all of your help and if you do report anyone your name will be kept confidential. You can email us at feinsteind@aol.com"

Dude let the video roll when Eddie Guerrero teared up while talking about Art Barr. You're not exactly robbing the church.

This is from the internet and Sheik is in an ugly motel room that looks like it's been used for aging husbands looking to get pissed on by prostitutes that just escaped Adam Bettenhausen's basement. Like couldn't these jackasses actually film these at an actual studio or something? Shoot interviews are really a significant step above apartment wrestling videos, but still, the creepiness factor is still in play. Sheik talks about doing coke with Shawn Michaels. Shawn is better than Sheik's wife. They were like Elvis Presley and doing medicine a-to-the-z. Gotta love it.

Fuck yeah.

2007-08-31T11:01:00.000-03:00

Friday is fucking here and I expect everybody reading this to go out this weekend and have a great time.

Yeah, so I won't be doing the interview with Page Magen, one of Sheik's bookers who also is involved with the Sheik documentary. He got too anal about knowing questions because we all know that I was gonna be like, "How can you book a guy that you've seen smoke crack right in front of you?" But hey, whatever. If you would like to ask him yourself, then go e-mail him at page@magenboys.com. You might get yourself a one-sentence response!

Skip to 4:43 in this video because no one cares about Johnny Kashmere even if Social Distortion or whatever the fuck is playing in the background. The bald dude asks Sheik about his feelings on Tom Cruise and Scientology. He talks about Cruise not being like the Sheik. Sheik asks the bald guy to read his medal and the bald guy reads it wrong. What is up with people reading it wrong? Fuck, get some better glasses or something. Sheik's also asked about Hillary Clinton running for President. He says that he's got no problems with someone with a twat running the country. Personally, I just hope she's more competent than Benazir Bhutto and Khaleda Zia. I'm pretty sure that she will be since America isn't some dirt-poor South Asian county with people who look like they belong on those Save the Children commercials. Oh yeah, Sheik says that George Bush is a half-and-half since he sent the young generation to Iraq and Afghanistan. Sheik should really become an Ambassador for the UN. I'm sure he'd do an admirable job, much like Angelina Jolie has done. Sheik puts over Bruno Sammartino and Kurt Angle, which is always tremendous.

Have a great weekend. Send me an e-mail or two so I can paste them on this site, assholes.

Feinstein Exploitation Continues

2007-08-30T17:31:00.000-03:00

See Sheik rant about fucking Linda, Brooke and Nick Hogan. Well, Nick's going to get fucked a lot if he gets convicted of vehicular manslaughter. But maybe the dude in the car will live. Sheik gets baited into crying when he learned of Frank Gotch's death. I don't know if baiting an old man into doing things that make you entertained is something that most normal people would do. In fact, it's pretty scummy. Sheik gets to go to Madison Square Garden and stand in front of it like it's really amazing. I think the baiting of Sheik is because that just having footage of him eating a croissant just wasn't enough for them. It also speaks to the desperation of the individuals involved in order to make money. Sheik curses at some hotel or whatever and lets the accused pedophile know that he's a shooter.

Overall, what I think is this looks even crappier than the RF Sheik shoot and doesn't compare to the original MWF version that signalled the comeupance of Our Hero. I'm glad to say that I know that people on the internet bootleg this jerk's videos and I hope that it continues. If it means not having to watch some creep film another guy sleeping in bed, then even better. Although the appearance of "legendary" Tom Brandi is always a welcome sight.

Please feel free to leave comments, whether in support or in outrage or purely ambivalent. I enjoy the feedback.

I'M VERY LAZY, JERRY SPRINGER, ERIC SIMMS AND WHATEVER ELSE

2007-08-29T12:21:00.000-03:00

Damn it, so I decided to enjoy the weekend and what really happened was I got lazy and stopped updating. Are you crying inside? Well, I'm sorry. I figure that I'll have to apologize everytime I decide that blogging is a chore more than enjoyment. But would you go nuts if you felt that anything you did would get analysed and whatnot? I'm sure that's probably what was happening to that Owen Wilson dude. He was pretty okay in "Black Hawk Down" and his brother Luke was great in "Old School". I love "Old School". I'll watch that on my death-bed because it'll take my mind off my frail state.

Sheiky Baby's slapping of his (Jewish) agent, Eric Simms, ended up on some sports news show in Canada or whatever. I don't know who this blonde broad was, but I'm pretty sure she's a prude. Aren't most female anchors? Well, maybe Summer Sanders was a whore, but that's not something that I would ever say without documentation. (i.e. Please don't find this hack blog and sue me.) Oh yeah, Warrior bitched up at that moment. I'm frightened by Sheik's Old Arab Grocery Store Owner Sandals more than anything.

Fuck yeah Sheiky Baby on Springer. This is great because the late Pitbull 2 is a pimp and he's pimping out this broad, Little Jeannie. Pitbull's attire is beyond hilarious. Jeannie says that she's leaving Pitbull for another man. A man that can treat a woman fairly. So who comes out but that real nigga, Iron Sheik. Sheik cuts a classic promo on Pitbull using both English and Farsi. The crowd goes nuts for Sheik. Finally, Pitbull takes some other broad out of the crowd and puts her on his lap. Jamie Dundee got his Springer hookup due to Sheik's appearance; the producers needed midgets so Sheik gave them Dundee's number. And the rest is history. I love wrestling, fuck a Benoit.

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WHAT UP ITS FRIDAY MUHFUCKAS

2007-08-24T11:32:00.000-03:00

Fuck yeah, it is Friday and I am ready to drink beers, smoke weed and generally be a rather beligerent asshole tonight. Sorta like the hero of our blog. Anyhow, sorry that I haven't reviewed videos a whole lot lately. But I had to pay bills and work a buncha hours and do personal shit. I think the internet needs to take a vacation every once in a while. Like people get vacations from school, work and whatnot, so when can people take internet vacations? Like a weekend where everyone decides to stop going on chatrooms to hit on underaged chicks, stop posting retarded ass pictures on their Myspace and quit arguing in dumbass threads on messageboards. Everybody should take a reprieve from the usual things in their lives and enjoy life and stuff.

I shall try to accomplish such a thing this weekend. If it works, then maybe I'll do it again next weekend. Maybe you should too.

I'm trying to get an interview with this one dude who's doing the Iron Sheik documentary. We'll see if it actually goes down, but if he doesn't, then I'm not gonna whine or anything. My number one priority is going to Coney Island tonight and try to avoid getting arrested. If I don't, then it'll be a good night. Allah might be watching, but there's not a damn thing he can do about it.

Wacky Wednesdays

2007-08-22T13:08:00.000-03:00

I don't really have much to say about the rap music these days. I listened to enough of it back a few years ago when I worked around black people and I was intrigued with Nas vs. Jay-Z. Listening to people's discussions on where Stillmatic ranked and how awesome Trick Daddy was was actually pretty fun. I still watched wrestling then, but it was all about me strolling into my Business Journalism class with my shitty CD player while Wu-Tang was playing into my headphones. So yeah, I bought a lot of rap albums for a good while. And some 50 Cent stuff, too. This video is for the song, "Ski Mask Way" off his second major-label release, The Massacre. Compared to most of the crap he records, this is great shit. Produced by the late Disco D, who unfortunately killed himself and stuff. I LOVE THIS BEAT.

Here's that Sheik documentary video that was unfortunately disabled for embedding earlier...

Our boy Mani went to the deepest, darkest parts of Queens, NY (Jac Sabboth's wrestling store) to meet our hero, Sheiky Baby. Sheiky talks about Warrior and how the dude was a loner and did not want to the legend. Also, he goes into explicit detail about the shortcomings of the Warrior. Of course, the threat of anal rape is made in this particular video, but that goes without saying, right?

Last but not least, the homie Neal from In Your Head radio e-mailed this link from Sheik's bizarre interview there from a few months ago. Sheik freaks out when the host asks him about the supposed hostage situation at the Boston airport after that unfortunately car crash that Sheiky Baby had with Dan Miloni and this other Jew. That's right, he'll be known as "this other Jew". Sheik is very angry and wants to sue Miloni. I guess the threats of suing Miloni didn't go down since he appeared on that MWF show a few weeks ago. Dude couldn't even get a hookup at Applebee's.

Listen to this. It's amazing and rather awe-inspiring.

The Best Promo Ever?

2007-08-19T16:29:00.000-03:00

The Iron Sheik rattles off

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People may wonder why I love the Iron Sheik so much. They might think it's because I'm just some unreasonable super-mark for him with not much to celebrate but "make him humble". That's perfectly fine. But Sheiky Baby has left a lot to his name even before that time. Check out this AWESOME promo from that Grandmasters DVD that's become the best selling DVD at Walmart. Sheik's promo is awesome as he rattles off why he's so much better than Ken Patera, shows off his disgusting steroid gut and impressively lifts those Iranian clubs. If you can't love this, then I have no love for you. Freddie Blassie rattles off a quick promo, which is even more endearing.

My Loss, Your Gain

2007-08-17T23:05:00.000-03:00

Of course you didn't think that your trusty blogger disserted you. Not at all. You know I care for all you faceless internet assholes that watch videos here. I know, I'm an asshole and everything for letting you guys down this week. The page impressions on Adsense prove it. But I say let bygones be bygones. So I didn't go to see fireworks tonight. Or go see "Superbad". There's always tomorrow. Tonight, I am stoned and willing to discuss the Iron Sheik's adventures on Youtube, to the surprise of everyone. I know. Anyhow, I have decided to use Dailymotion for any and all Sheik clips, too. Also, Myspace Videos. Shit, even ifilm, whatever that is. And that website with the porno clips, too. It's for a good reason! Among the people coming here, there's gotta be some social outcast fiending for creepy underground snuff film starring Sheiky Baby and some cracked-out hooker from Jersey City.

Okay, I wrote that like 10 hours ago. I have woken up and noticed that I left my air conditioner on all night. That's terrible, but I'll get over it. And I watched the remake of Bad News Bears starring Billy Bob Thornton. Apparently, his last name IS spelled "Thornton". Yep.

Now, I shall review Sheik videos from throughout the internets for you, for me and that pop group that made that song "Steal My Sunshine".

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I love this segment and made me love wrestling all over again. Even with the ridiculous overanalysis displayed in frivolous messageboard posts, it's things like this that make me continue to be a fan of this stupid shit. I love it. Who were the standout performers, you might ask? I think EVERYONE was great. Jillian sings worse every week.

Volkoff and Sheik did tremendous. Volkoff's song has never changed over the years. Sheik is such a pro because he still does the "calming down" hand routine to rile up the crowd a little bit more. Regal and Sheik got into it a bit, which is great. I love watching immigrants fight.

The judges were great, especially Maria and Regal. The Lillian/Santino interaction brought a tear to my eye. Santino and Lillian should sing a duet that could be as well-accepted as that song by Huey Lewis and Gwenyth Paltrow. And also, DAMN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.

THIS WAS A TEN-STAR SEGMENT. MORE ENTERTAINING THAT ANY MATCHES THAT JAP MISAWA EVER HAD.

This is a Sheiky Baby Megamix. I don't know, it didn't entertain me too much. But it was nice to read the words that he was saying during this one particular drunken tirade.

Nas' video for "It Ain't Hard to Tell", from his classic album, "Illmatic". Dude freak beats, slam it like Iron Sheik, jams like a tech with correct techniques.

Anyways, I might be back tomorrow, but for now, let me just tell all of you that I love black people, even if my relatives taught me to walk on the other side of the street whenever I saw them.

THIS JUST IN:

2007-08-17T10:55:00.000-03:00

I've been lazy with reviewing old Sheik videos. Forgive me. Or don't. Back later!

No, I don't know either.

2007-08-14T09:40:00.000-03:00

The week is going by splendidly. It's already Tuesday and I'm already yearning for a new line of work. Usually, the agony settles in around Wednesday or Thursday, but unfortunately, life has taken a turn for the mundane all too quickly. The only saving grace from yesterday was a wonderful meal at Uno's Pizzeria. Chicken broccoli fettucine is the shit and the one meal that can satiate the appetite of an amazing human being, such as myself.

Sheiky Baby was on Raw and got live mic time. I'm waiting a video on that shortly, but for now, let's look at some videos and comment and all that other shit.

This is the trailer for the Sheik documentary "From A to the Z", which is coming soon from the Magen brothers. Sheik likes to drink alcohol and smoke crack. His wife does admit to taking his check, but says Sheik spent $30,000 with nothing physical to show for it. Sheik says he spent it "on the ground". Maybe he's talking about his daughter, Marissa's gravesite? We get to see Sheik make a trip to the cemetary and it's pretty sad. A special appearance by Paul Orndorff in flip-flops! He talks about killing a hog. Sheik walks weird on one foot. He also takes pictures with bored black children. His wife looks rather shrewish in this, comparable to Bret Hart's wife's performance in Wrestling With Shadows.

Sheiky Baby was on Dr. Keith Lipinski's radio show. Is he really a doctor anyway? I don't know. Joey Eastman of Totally Tool Wrestling is also on this. Sheik rants on Kramer. He is going to give that guy a warning. Sheik has a lot of love in his heart and he's got mad love for Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan. He doesn't know if Ali is okay. Sheik thinks Bruno Sammartino should be in the Hall of Fame since he sold out Madison Square Garden more than anybody else. Sheik talks about the Von Erichs and claims he trained them. He thinks Kevin should be in the Hall. He talks about Warrior's gay past, but I guess he doesn't think he should be there. God bless Ed Farhat, the original Sheik, but he didn't speak Arabic since his father and mother were from Syria. Sheik's got mad love for Ed Farhat and thinks he should be in the Hall. Sheik does think Flair should be in the Hall since he's a good wrestler and talker. Sheik talks about Flair and says him or Brunzell or Patera couldn't handle him. He talks about the training camp days and says he was the toughest. He says Flair isn't in his class.

THE IRON SHEIK IS COMING TO RAW.

2007-08-12T20:48:00.000-03:00

FROM THAT MELTZER DUDE:

--Iron Sheik is booked for Raw tomorrow night. Believe it or not, Sheik is booked at a whiffle ball game in Albany, NY tonight and they are sending a limo to get him to MSG for Raw.

YES YES YES MORE DEVELOPMENTS SOON!!!!

What a week it's been, huh?

2007-08-09T14:38:00.000-03:00

Yeah, the Sheik fans have been crazy since the Stern videos have leaked. Manican did it again. If anyone gets a video of that anal ring toss, then please find a place to put it up and I'll put a link to it here. Come on, the memories of seeing Our Hero trying in vain to throw rings into a stick up a girl's ass just sounds too hilarious. It would certainly deserve many screen caps.

Listened to that Kevin Nash RF shoot. It's pretty good. Nash talks about his first car ride with Sheiky and how within a couple minutes, the Iranian antagonist is smoking a joint in the back of a van. They're going to the gym, along with Sid and Dutch Mantell, but Sheik has to stop to get a six-pack. The van gets to the gym, where the other wrestlers go to work out. Sheik walks in the gym, does 2 reps on the bench press at 135 and leaves. Tremendous.

People can say whatever they want. Sheik's always been nuts. But he's got a heart of gold for people that give him props and for girls that are willing to do the job for him. Beware that short-arm clothesline, ringrats.

One last thing before I start reviewing stuff: I'm working on doing something else that may be of interest to you hardcore Sheik fans. I want this blog to be more than just a video review blog, because I know that I can do more than that and I think people are intelligent enough to want a little diversity in their content. To the loyal readers, I'm gonna try to do things that would stray from the normal wrestling blog. Cool?

Sheik fails to cut a 15-second promo for Opie and Anthony. He doesn't really call him "Opium" but these guys are trying to be funny. The imitations aren't really great and the fake Farsi doesn't really intrigue me. Sheik may not be able to cut a short promo. Who really knows? This dude who is imitating isn't as good as that one dude on Youtube or even Artie Lange.

Anyways, it's been a crazy week. Hope there isn't another tornado in my neighborhood. PEACE.

Of Course, There's MORE Sheik on Howard Stern.

2007-08-08T10:28:00.000-03:00

Fuck YES, the whole radio segment with Howard. No video on this one, but there's no way I can review this whole thing. Listen to it, though.

With every party, there's always one jackass that wants to ruin the night. Whether it means drinking too much, snorting way too much coke or just being a complete douche, these individuals do exist. In this case, it's some deejay named Bubba the Love Sponge. I know he's good friends with Hulk Hogan, which is the only reason that he's on Howard. Before Bubba came out, Sheik was optimistic, but didn't trust Bubba, So Bubba comes out and spits out some wrestling facts that he got from Wikipedia. He defends Hulk and Sheik gets pissed at him. Bubba challenges Sheik's Olympic claims, but Sheik reasons that Olympics and AAU are the same thing. Bubba claims he wrestled AAU at 225 pounds, but Sheik notes that Bubba is a fat ass, which is quite true. Sheik calls Bubba a Italian Jewish faggot or whatever. Don't get angry at me since trying to convert Sheiklish-to-English is a skill that takes years to master. Bubba says he could beat up Sheik right now, but Sheik doesn't seem fazed at all.

Bubba keeps calling Sheik a jobber since Vince Sr. told him to drop the belt. Around this time, they refer to Hulk as Terry. Bubba seems legit riled up, but I think it's just him trying to piggyback off the Sheik's popularity while continuing to ride Hogan's coattails. I wonder how much Bubba got paid to do that show in Memphis that had the Hulk/Big Show main event. Bubba keeps calling Sheik "kid" which is disgusting. I don't call any elders "kid".

Howard brings out AJ, the porn star who does Anal Ring Toss at bachelor parties. Sheik is loving it right now. Where's Sheik's cold beer, damn it. Sheik needs money since he's broke.

Then we have the "Killer Bees" cutting promos on the Sheik. Howard says they just signed a deal with the WWE. Sheik believes that Jim Brunzell has betrayed him, which is just ridiculous. Both Bees are wearing masks and Sheik is freaking out about it. One Bee says his moustache smells like Nikolai Volkoff's asshole. This segment didn't last too long as Howard wanted Sheik to settle down.

Howard plugs Sheik's stuff and asks Vince McMahon to bring the Sheik back. Sheik says Vince forgot about and he broke Sheik's heart. Bubba says Blair really isn't gay and needs to stop it. Sheik says "really" and Bubba confirms it. Sheik asks about Warrior and Bubba says "well, you might have something there..."

We get a little clip of Sheik giving excuses as to why his Anal Ring Tossing isn't up to par. He's not Michael Jordan or Michael Jackson.

A New Day: More Howard Clips, Thoughts of Harley, Whatever Else is Out There

2007-08-07T01:05:00.000-03:00

Our Hero has arrived on Howard's show and he seems ready to steal the show. He's just a ball of energy as he walks through the halls of the radio station's office. Sheik is already yelling that Bubba the Love Sponge and Artie need to not fuck with him, I don't have nearly that kind of energy unless I've drank a lot of alcohol. He meets Bababooey and the meeting turns out alright. He asks about Robin and we find out that she's lost 30 pounds in 25 days or something. Sheik seems so happy to be on the show. Beats doing a Dan Miloni shoot for peanuts. Sheik meets Howard and shows him the godl medal. Howard talks about seeing the Sheik with his grandfather, Sol, in Tampa, Florida. I hear lots of Jews live in Florida. This is definitely the meeting of two legends. Sheik talks about Vince McMahon and how he's not gonna kiss his ass like Steve Regal. Damn, right. I still can't believe that Regal did that. That's when you know that wrestling has gone too far. Assplay in wrestling may intrigue the gays, but come on, yo. Anyhow, Sheik also rants about Hogan saying "I owe you one" while doing nothing for him. You tell 'em, Howard. Throughout this whole clip, Sheik is sober and insane and appears to have a heart of gold.

This is the full version of the Sheik vs. Sheik Jr. rant. It's beautiful. Sheik blames Duggan for his arrest. Probably because Jim was driving the car and was drinking a can of beer at the time. Howard just keeps egging on Sheiky Baby. Artie quietly comes back into the studio like nothing ever happened, but Sheik appears to understand what's going on. The exchange with Artie is also great as Sheik caught on that it was Artie all along. Sheik threatens to fuck Artie in the ass, even if he is fat. Also, Sheik says that assfucking is against Islam, but he could just break his back. I accidentally typed "break his ass", but um, that's also possible.

Oh my God. So Howard gets the fake Warrior and Macho Man on. Fake Warrior really did suck, but fake Macho put his dick in a photograph of the Sheik. Sheik gets fired up really quickly, but the look on his face is hilarious when the camera does the close-up on the Iron Sheik picture with cock. Fake Macho had a lot more comebacks that are too racially insensitive to put into words. I don't know how long this clip will stay on youtube, but it is awesome. Sheik talks about being broke. Sheik is also kinda pissed at Vince McMahon for not helping him out now that he's old and broken down. He should've sent him money or given him another manager role. You could've paired up Sheik with Head Cheese. Or Dan Severn! Sheik talks about Moolah and kicking her out of Valentine's car. He says that he'd never fuck her since she is ugly and all. Sheik breathing heavily is great. Howard has just the remedy for Sheik's troubles...Anal Ring Toss for $2,500!

All these Howard clips are AWESOME. WATCH THEM ALL.

Sheik talks about guys in wrestling, but with a respectful tone. See, from what I've watched and heard, Sheik's opinions on most wrestlers don't really change unless it's a guy like Hogan, who was an influential dude. Sheiky rode with his old crew and like a lot of people, is loyal to the boys that he did the medicine with. Interesting that he says that he took down Harley Race. Even Sheik says that Harley was one of the toughest guys out there.

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And now, some closing thoughts...

So you've come here to watch videos and laugh out loud. I know that it's true, but I like to just talk shit, too. You stay here for the videos while scrolling through mind-numbing amounts of text. Write off my opinions because you're too tired to read. Well, people wrote off Sheiky Baby, too. Like WCW.

According to Jim Cornette, he was so bad as a job guy during his last run there, that he got sent home. Pretty awesome that Sheik got another contract after his contract accidentally rolled over for another year. I'd like to follow Sheik's model in that if I can not be seen or heard, then maybe they'll forget about me and continue to pay me for working all so diligently on this here blog, then on the big pile of nothing that I currently do.

Maybe you can follow the Iron Sheik model. If it can work for hilarious individuals like Sheiky Baby, Lanny Poffo and, um, probably Ice Train, then, shit, it can work for you.

You don't sit Sheiky at home for months on end. Even if he didn't feel like taking bumps from reckless Power Plant trainees, the geniuses at CNN Tower could have given him a talk show segment where he could have expounded on his views of life, liberty and love. Also, the crack. It took over a decade longer for people to understand that while his wrestling ability has long since dissipated, he's still a hell of a personality. The videos prove it.

This looks so horrible and gay. No, really, it does. I hate wrestling fans.

Once Again, Mondays Mean Something

2007-08-06T10:20:00.000-03:00

A weekend spent not doing a whole lot, which was great. Sometimes, you just need to sit back and do nothing. The joy of staring at your television is like none other. Especially when you're waiting for that huge check to come due to how financially successful your blog is coming around. Yep, big things are planned. Hopefully I can quit the day-job and just blog from this yacht that I've been yearning to get a hold of. It's not in my price range yet, so people, please click the ad on the bottom left hand corner of this page. I'm beggin' ya!

This is from Howard TV and fuck yeah, this is great. Artie Lange as Iron Sheik Jr. rants and raves about how he's the real Iron Sheik and has gotten two million dollars from Vince McMahon. At first, Sheik gets really angry but I think a part of him is like, "wow, this is pretty fun" while almost deciding to pull his cock out of his pants. Sheiky lets us all know he's got a "ten inch cock", which must really intice the ladies of Tehran. And the gays.

What I think really came out about this is Iron Sheik should get a radio show gig. Like if an untalented, roided up dude like Donny Bonaduce can become a radio talk show host, then why can't Sheiky Baby? I'd be willing to bet that a lot of legends look at Sheik and think, "damn it, all I had to do is to curse and scream in order to get people to care about me again???" A lot of people tend to look at the negative aspects of all this, but at least he's not doing what THIS legend has been reduced to participating in...

It's bad enough being a broken down wrestler who gets no benefits and is surviving on AARP and social security and the occaisonal autograph signing, but Greg the Hammer Valentine is doing BACKYARD SHOWS. People can cry all they want about how Sheik is being exploited blah blah blah, but he's gotta be making some decent money for getting his face out there. And he doesn't have to take a single bump in order to make a buck, too. My point is that I think it's fucking sad that Greg the Hammer is still out there perfoming with a bunch of backyarders and that if he had the opportunity to get the publicity/notoriety that Sheiky Baby is getting, then, hell, maybe he would. Hammer has gotta be a little jealous of Sheik's $2,500 score on Howard's Anal Ring Toss.

At least Hammer didn't have to bump, but, really, what the hell?

Sheik tells us about how he hated being an opening-match guy in the AWA. He used his real name (Khosrow Vaziri), which really didn't get over with the marks in the Midwest. I know, shocking. So he had a meeting with Verne Gagne and his wife, Mary, at some French restaurant, about it. Apparently, it was Mary who thought of the new name for Our Hero. Sheik can't say the word "Wong", which doesn't surprise me. I still have a hard time pronouncing Chinese names, too.

Guess What? Sheikymania is Out Of Control.

2007-08-03T07:31:00.000-03:00

The Great Blog got the most page impressions in one day than ever, due to Sheik's appearance on the Howard Stern Show. I'm trying to keep up to date with all the new happenings in the Youtube World of Sheik, which is pretty hard to do when the guy is literally everywhere.

But I still want to make this blog about appreciating the old stuff and new stuff. There's still a lot of incidents that we haven't even covered yet, which I'm planning to get to next week. Hopefully, someone will either leak Sheik's appearance on Howard on Youtube, but, for now, go to MarksFriggin.com (click on the link to see the rundown of Thursday's show). From what I've read, it sounded like he had a good appearance. The guy went off on people and, also, played a friendly game of Anal Ring Toss. Glad he won $2,500, but let's hope he doesn't spend it all on medicine.

In the meantime, I'm really interested in the promotion that Sheik is doing right now. He's teamed up with his "nephews", the Magen brothers, and is going to release a documentary with them. Go to www.sheikshow.com and check out the footage there. It doesn't leave anything to the imagination. And update your Myspace friend listings, the new official Sheik myspace is /therealironsheik.

Sheik's appearance on the Monday Night Mayhem show, which I listened to a couple days ago. He seems pretty sober here. He seems excited to be on the Stern show. Although Hogan broke his heart and apparently kayfabed him by having Jimmy Hart take his phone number, he's got a lot of respect for him. Sheik's feelings on his contemporaries is usually pretty consistent, unless it's either Hogan or Blair. I guess he's looking forward to Anal Ring Toss or whatever. He says ESS Promotions correctly, which is tremendous.

He's still lying to us about getting a gold medal in Mexico City, but let's just nod our heads. At least he's got an AAU gold medal! This interview is tremendous. Just remember, he's the rheal. Even though he's a loyal company man, he does occasionally watch TNA.

Sheik does talk about Chris Benoit and he actually comes off better than Steve Blackman and Warrior, since he doesn't talk about defending the business so that is great. He's just upset about Daniel and Nancy Benoit dying. Even if he says "I know the man is innocent", but later on, he says that Benoit broke his heart, so I think accepting the truth is really hard for him. It's really a fucking shame what happened.

Alright, I'm done. Take care and have a great weekend, jackasses. New post probably on Monday, maybe later.

Yes, The Sheik is on Howard Stern TODAY.

2007-08-02T09:45:00.000-03:00

At least, I think he's on? I am one of the many people that didn't switch to Sirius so I am hoping that you, the public, can help a poor South Asian brother out here. If you can't, then well, fuck you. But if you can, then I shall thank you personally on this very blog. I know you care. You've gotta care. But whatever.

Anyways, Rob Feinstein has put up a nine minute audio clip of Howard Stern talking about Our Hero. I believe it's worth a listen, so yeah, listen.

WOW WHAT AN AWESOME LISTEN, RIGHT? Yeah, so they're gonna make fun of him and shit. And there will be beer. I've watched Howard's show on the E! network for a million years so nothing will particularly surprise me about the appearance. They're gonna play Anal Ring Toss which seems kinda fun. Do Iranians play Anal Ring Toss after hard-fought amateur wrestling matches in Tehran? Who knows.

So, that dude, Rob Feinstein may have a rather checkered history. From allegations of stiffing his customers when it comes to DVDs to other allegations of bootlegging to other allegations of just being unusual, he's someone who has been vilified throughout the internets. Well, things got worse a couple years ago after one of those "To Catch a Predator"-like stings that involved Perverted Justice and some local news crew...

Because of this, dude lost the wrestling company that he was helping to run, Ring of Honor. And, well, it would interesting if Howard did know about Rob's background. Maybe someone will send a link of this video over to Howard's people. Or maybe people just don't give a damn anyway. Nice to know that Sheik's crew consists of a rather untrustworthy individual who happens to be Jewish and a failed wrestling promoter accused of pedophilia.

Sheik rants and raves while Dan Miloni half-heartedly holds up some photos of Sheiky Baby. Miloni holds up Sheik's glossies and the camera gets like, maybe, a third of the picture, hahaha. This is from the MWF shoot that got the ball rolling as far as Sheikymania is concerned.

Have a great fucking day, people.

Sheik's Going To Be On Howard Stern TOMORROW! AND MORE.

2007-08-01T09:58:00.000-03:00

Sorry for the lack of updates, but I have been sick and lazy. But that's okay because this is a blog that attracts either hardcore Sheik fans, bored lurkers or aspiring sex offenders looking for Lindsay Lohan upskirt pictures from the set of "Freaky Friday".

Hell yeah. I hope this turns out great as apparently they're gonna be playing a game of Anal Ring Toss or whatever. I think this will be memorable, for better or worse. Like when Sheik walks into a room, the entire atmosphere changes. He's kind of a drunken social butterfly, so he should do incredibly well. Hopefully, he doesn't ask for crack on live radio. Let's just hope.

Below is a video with a live phone chat between Sheiky Baby and his one-time nemesis, Dan Miloni. Sheik talks about Warrior being a fag, that he's got mad love for Road Dogg and the whole Armstrong clan and that he is loyal to WWE but still watches a little bit of that TNA bullshit, since wrestling is his life. Sorry, assholes, but he's actually sober this go-around. Hey, if you're going to that MWF show where Sheik is doing a Q&A, please film it and put it up on Youtube. Oh, what am I saying? Of course it's gonna make its way on the net. Everything does.

No Wine To Drink For This Post, Sorry

2007-07-29T23:18:00.001-03:00

Had an awesome Friday night at Coney Island filled with drinking, smoking and an intense walk along the beach at 2 in the morning. If you ever have a chance, then please come out here and experience the greatness of this ghetto amusement park. You've got rides accompanied by late-90's rap music, the rickety Cyclone, the bars that children run in and out of [props to Ruby's] and, most importantly, a boardwalk where no one gives a shit if you're strolling with a 40 oz. cup of Coors Light while holding a cigarette in your hand. The fireworks created an unusual fog, but with how most of my night kinda went, the fog seemed all too appropriate.

Sheik's anger is amazing here. Like, damn, you're, like, 62 years old and are just so angry. I hope I'm a lot calmer when I get around that age. It's amazing that Sheik hasn't gotten a stroke yet while dudes like Terry Gordy and Chris Champion got strokes before reaching the age of 40. Nikolai taking things in stride is awesome and should not be overlooked when watching this particular video. Even if he did call that guy a jerk.

The adventures of this pair in the WWF look like something out of the Odd Couple; I don't think it's hard to figure out which one is Oscar and which one is Felix. These guys rolled as hated heels that the company loved but never book above the mid-card level, but they made a huge impression on racist assholes and impressionable children: that figured all Russians and Iranians acted like flag-wearing jackasses who would sing their national anthem at the drop of a hat.

You might remember this chick from an old clip interviewing the Sheik at the Comic Con. She's back and interviewing a bunch of people in this clip. None of it is really interesting, but lots of these dudes are pretty odd and unusual. I think this chick will be going nowhere as her ill-fated career moves lead to a closer path to filling out her name and number on a napkin for a future job as a cashier at Food World. Hey, whatever works.

Anyways, see you later and let me know how that Lifetime movie about the girl who gets killed by that dude was.

THOUGHTS ON THE WORLD WE LIVE IN

2007-07-27T14:24:00.000-03:00

What a crazy week it's been here at Iron Sheik Youtube Review. One link changed our lives forever as the blog got like a million hits from places as far off as, uh, some pedophile's basement in Seattle. But sincerely, I appreciate every single one of you readers from taking the time out of your wonderful lives to come check this blog out. I promise nothing but lots of posts, lots of videos, racial insensitivity and other very important bullshit.

If you have any comments or suggestions, please feel free to do so. I get off on it, really.

This will be a post-free blog for the weekend, so why not go through all the pages of posts and read everything that I wrote from before if you're someone new here. Otherwise, whatever. I'm going to Coney Island tonight to see fireworks and get drunk and get stoned and eat Nathan's hot dogs. It shall be awesome because it's got that awesome old-timey feel there that you don't get enough of in New York City. So, if you see a brown man with scraggly facial hair, then come over and say "Hi" so I can nod at you uncomfortably and walk away while thinking, "hmm...maybe that wasn't such a good idea....".

Alright, I'm done.

One last thing: http://blog.myspace.com/agentb111

Bye.

Carry On Tradition

2007-07-26T22:13:00.000-03:00

Life takes you to different, weird places. Sheik went from Iran all the way to Minnesota, just to get away from the political strife going on in that country. Sheik had even said himself, "Iran broke my heart". When you're putting your life on the line for Farah Pahlavi [or her son] and something happens to force a change in power, the likelihood of having the opportunity to advance financially becomes threatened, at least in the short term.

So if even Khosrow Vaziri was working for peanuts [or $500 a week, as he claimed] for the University of Minnesota, the risk was worth it. Looking back, was it really the right decision for the man? Who really knows. But that long trip led him to work for Gagne and travel all around the world. Even if means wrestling in front of the legendary rabid fans of Puerto Rico.

Colon really impressed me here. So did the ref. And Sheik did his "calm down" hand motion which riles up the fans even more. That's my favorite part of his heel schtick. Check out Colon jumping from the ring over the top rope to the floor just to land a punch on the Sheik's fat head. That's what's great about wrestling. And that's something that's being lost - whatever "that" is. You know.

Believablity in wrestling is something that will never come back in America. Things are just too hokey, the camera angles are too business-exposing and wrestling fans creep the fuck out of 4 out of 10 readers of the Wall Street Journal.

But at least it's good to think to yourself, "hey, this shit was pretty cool at one time". Like when I was a slacker in college and watched ECW. Or around the time that Tiger Ali Singh decided to rep for the brown man while cutting Dusty Rhodes-like promos in Punjabi. It's true; Singh was the Dusty of all the dotheads. Even if Bradshaw shit in his turban.

The weekend is right around the corner. I can't wait. Hopefully, another Sheiky video post and some links to some great places. Until then, please stop hitting on that 16-year-old girl on AOL. It's only going to lead to bad things, man.

The Camel Clutch

2007-07-25T21:52:00.001-03:00

This move might be really awesome because Our Hero did it and other people [or as every black person seems to call them "niggas"] that also get respect like Gori Guerrero and the Original Sheik and the homie, Sgt. Slaughter.

But you've gotta face facts sometimes. Sheik even admitted it when made those threats against Brian Blair. I know it's hard to come to terms with this. Sleepless nights, huh? Unable to grasp the fact even after all these long and cruel months? Did you lack of hunger turn into a full-fledged protest? It's okay, but I understand. But let's get through the cold, hard facts.

The camel clutch is really fucking gay.

But it definitely looks like it hurts. Like, damn, you could really hurt someone's back doing it. Even if Sheik really did put Jim Brunzell in the clutch, I'm sure he's fantasized about Brian Blair and his ass as many times as he's said it on video. That definitely seems kinda scary.

Apparently, the Japanese have taken advantage of this rather uncomfortable position by flipping the script in almost-pornographic nature. Maybe they invented apartment wrestling, too. Maybe that's where legendary slant-eyed women like, um, that scary lady from GLOW who also did that one episode of Married with Children got trained. I don't know her name but I'm sure some creepy Asian-women-fighting enthusiast will tell me who she is in 17 months.

So I've decided to make a drawing in order for this blog's vastly wrestling-intelligent [and real-world-weary] audience to tell me who this is. Please, look at this with an open mind because I tried my best. Thanks!

Anyways, here's some Japanese women doing the camel clutch. Not Safe For Wife. And it is really strange, too.

When Gori Guerrero created this move, did he ever think that bikini-clad and no-ass-having psuedo-pornstars with unusually-positioned eyes would be performing it for the pleasure of dudes who like seeing women uncomfortably grab onto each other? I don't know, but I think he should have been given at least a quarter for everytime someone has performs it. Even if it's for creepy Japanese apartment wrestling aficionados.

I Hate Morons, I Love Wu-Tang

2007-07-24T15:48:00.000-03:00

Great news! One link from a highly-read wrestling website brought, like, five times as many visitors over the span of the last few hours of Monday night than I usually get all day. I cried many tears of joy throughout the night, knowing full well that all my hard-work throughout the years trolling messageboards, frantically scribbling on my desk in High School Spanish and repeatedly playing Wu-Tang Clan's "Bring The Ruckus" while strolling into my Business Journalism finally paid off for me.

Regardless, it shows that there's at least some weird interest in this blog, so I can either gloat and eat myself to death like Marlon Brando or continue on my merry way and hopefully use this blog to fatten my wallet. Retiring early is a huge priority for me, so if you click on that little blue box on the bottom left hand corner a million times, I'll mail you my VHS copy of "The Best of Christopher Daniels in Japan". Or, better yet, my VHS copy of "SLC Punk". C'mon, you know you want to see Matthew Lillard's crowning achievement.

I'm still chargin' you for shipping and handling, damn it. I've already assured my future offspring that it will live in luxury.

Right, the Iron Sheik; the star of this blog. He wrestles Butch Reed here for probably Fritz Von Erich's World Class Championship Wrestling. It's the last 4 and a half minutes of wrestling, but it shows how really simple wrestling was back in the day. Now, every false finish has to include some ridiculous move that would have been a finisher 10 years ago.

The style back then seems to connect to the audience more than it does now. Of course, fans believed that it was real. But I think if you let fans see things in a slower pace, then it's more appreciated. That's why I'll never be a fan of these miniature Japanese men doing seventeen moves in two minutes. Or whatever these Ring of Honor dudes are doing these days.

Yeah, I know I'm just talking out of my ass here, but all I know is the wrestling I grew up with really makes today's wrestling look like crap. My old man rant is over and you can all think that I'm a dinosaur now. Just know that "Dinosaurs" was one of my favorite shows before you stare lovingly at that Harry Potter poster taped on your bedroom ceiling, jackass.

We're Not Really Inspired

2007-07-24T00:28:00.000-03:00

For the last few months here at Iron Sheik Youtube Review, we've promised a lot of ridiculous reviews of ridiculous videos. Ridiculous Iron Sheik videos.

Why? Because the world didn't need them. I mean, it's pretty obvious that the internet is full of self-important websites purporting to cover a subject in a thoughtful and passionate way. But I tend to think there are too many humor websites on the internet.

People try their hardest to be funny and shit, but I think they're probably straining to keep up with a tone that they might have long passed with either a higher demand for content or, usually, just being bored with posting things to an audience that is just gonna point-and-click at something else, probably into that secret folder on their hard drive with the trannie porn. The one that their mom doesn't know about. Okay, maybe their dad does.

Shemale videos aside, people are a fickle bunch, but it's been well over a year since the first insane Sheik video hit the net and, here we are, still talking about him. The guy's going to be on Howard Stern soon, while Ric Flair sulks after taking another shitty backdrop from some nervous rookie. Unbelievable.

Seriously, this dude gave the best Sheik impression ever all-time all my life. Even though he started laughing because this is all incredibly retarded, he still got all the catchphrases correct, maintained broken English and added in all those little phrases about Newman, Regis Philbin, black brothers and all the other Jews. This kid must have a lot of time, but I think he's got a huge future in Sheik impersonations. The outfit was also perfect and I have only kind things to say about his moustache. Maybe he does weddings?

Thanks to Sean the Mic from Declaration of Independents for providing a link to this fucked-up blog. Hope you new readers stick around and tell your fucking parents or guidance counselors or other depraved social outcast buddies about this, but if you don't, I won't feel too bad. It would be a shame to get depressed that someone decided to jerk off to disturbing porno over watching insane Sheik videos and reading my commentary.

MONDAY MORNING IS A SHEIK MORNING

2007-07-23T11:06:00.000-03:00

Told you the weekend would not be about the blog. Went over to Coney Island on Friday night, drank 5 beers, saw fireworks and was a drunk Bengali man whose hip hurt the next morning. It was a great night. And I did laundry and watched Great American Bash on PPV. Like that's the only thing that I'll pay money for. When it comes to MMA, I will just watch that shit through other methods.

The world has been clamoring for more Sheik video reviews and I am surprised to find this site linked from weird Google ads on Russian celebrity sites of Wendi Richter and Jimmy Snuka, but that is awesome, regardless. Oh yeah, I am looking for as many Sheik videos of Youtube so, people, go out of your way to take video footage of the man. It'll keep this blog running for eternity. But I don't want to start getting videos in 10 years from people filming his fucking tombstone and screaming "I MAKE HEEM HUMBELL FROM DEH DEAD" or whatever. Like I'll review it, but I have no problems with calling people fucking assholes, so in that instance, I would call you a fucking asshole. Sounds reasonable, right?

I enjoyed this if only because after Sheik says "cameraman zoom", his photo begins to get larger. I love the Breakfast Club; my high school had stuckup Asians who thought they were better than everybody, black people who thought they were better than everybody, white people who did not trust the black kids and white people who wanted to be the black kids.

I wonder if Sheik was the man in high school and, possibly, fucking burqa-wearing Iranian women after school. Hey, I saw a rather well-known athlete in my high school take a freshman into the bathroom one day...and then brag about grabbing her breasts. So I don't think my scenario would be all that unbelievable.

This was some damn good footage from Mid South Wrestling. I don't know who the guy in the ring with Sheik sitting on the chair is. Probably Terry Taylor or some other jabronie like Mike Boyette? Al Perez? I'm sure someone out there knows. Skandor Akbar cuts a hell of a promo and challenges JYD. And the JYD/Sheik match goes down and it's damn good. Dog moved then about as good as Cena moves in the ring now, which is a compliment. Bill Watts calling Grizzly Smith the matchmaker is interesting since I thought Smith was just a road agent for him.

Now, I'm gonna start doing some work after an hour and half of slacking off. Back sometime soon with another post that will serve as only a diversion from what I'm actually getting paid to do.

Friday's Alright For Linking

2007-07-20T00:35:00.000-03:00

Yeah, it's time for links. I take it easy because I can. Weekends should not be about the blog, it should be about enjoying the weekend. But I bet some of you are alone. Don't worry, these links shall hopefully cheer you up.

Sex Dolls and Guys - dudes like dolls over women and it is mad sick, yo.

Ron Paul for President - I dunno, Doom recommended it.

Justin Shapiro Knows Everything - No, really.

Whatcha Gonna Do, Kramer?

2007-07-19T09:56:00.000-03:00

This is still a Sheik Youtube Blog so, please, bear with me.

Remember when Kramer called black people 'niggers' at the Comic Factory in L.A. in 2006? It was huge!

I wonder what other character actors have uttered racial epithets in front of a whole gathering of people at a comedy club? Probably not too many. Even after all these months, I still can't believe that it went down. But it caused a lot of people to speak up and say something about the incident, whether it be entertainers, politicians, feminists, racists masquerading under the facade of "black nationalists"....and the Iron Sheik.

How are you going to piss Iron Sheik like that, huh, Kramer? Sheik is reppin' for all the black brothers, including Sonny King, Muhammad Ali and Junkyard Dog. It's amazing that Sheik is leading the fight against all racists. None of these rappers really said anything particularly relevant. If they did, it was probably some idle threat in rhyme form. I'd be more scared of Sheik threatening to stick his penis in my asshole than some mixtape rapper saying some slick shit in iambic pentameter.

Kramer, you better watch your ass. No homo.

This is some unfunny spliced video. You really don't have to watch this.

Of course, there will be more.

2007-07-18T11:37:00.000-03:00

Sheik really hates Andre. You know this and I know this. Probably more than Hogan since Andre used to make Sheik's life miserable in the ring, according to Bobby Heenan. I don't think I've ever heard of Hogan being uncooperative or whatever, but that's a path of thinking that bores me right about now so I'll move on.

These videos are groundbreaking. After you watch these, please go out of your way to alert your parents, friends, brothers, sisters, cousins, guidance counselors and weed dealers. ESPN asskisser Dan Le Batard interviewed Our Hero and queried the fine individual on his feelings on Mr. Brian Blair. Sheik had apparently reconciled with the former Killer Bee, so there shall not be any anal intrusions on Sheik's part. Unless there's some demented porno out there from when he wrestled for Ole Anderson.

But, please, ladies, Sheik doesn't fool around too much because he's married.

More stuff from that idiot Le Batard, but at least, it's him interviewing Sheiky Baby. Sheik jokingly threatens to fuck Dan up the ass, which is nice. It shows that he is in the joke. Maybe he's not as crazed as people think he is. That would be great to know that he worked the whole internet and may actually be a great philosopher, scholar and svengali. Hahaha, Sheik still goes out of his way to call Blair a jabronie and even if he forgives Hogan, the man still broke his heart.

Digging Gold?

2007-07-16T15:43:00.000-03:00

We all have situations that irk us, so we bitch about them to our close friends. Whether it's relationship issues, problems at work or whatever, there's definitely a small group of friends (or maybe just one) that an individual will trust to listen to their deeply personal problems.

With our Hero, Sheik will just tell the whole world. If he's got an issue with something, then it doesn't matter who is asking. It certainly appears that anything that should be kept private will eventually come out if you put a camera in front of Sheiky Baby. That's why this blog is around, but it's very unique that this guy appears to not have the ability to keep his mouth shut on some topics. Honestly, how many people out there would regale an audience of wrestling fans (or just anybody) with stories of drug abuse?

Not surprisingly, this next video brings up a decidedly personal subject: Sheik accuses his wife, Caryl, of stealing his royalty check. Now, there's a lot of things that I find deplorable, but this accusation seems quite troubling. Like I know people, especially the elderly, have to deal with a lot, but finding out your own wife has stolen your money is pretty fucked up.

So, should Caryl Vaziri be looked at with scorn? I don't really know because it's really none of our business anyway. But Sheik decided to bring his personal life on this shoot (as well his RF shoot, which was taped a few months ago and currently on sale). I don't think I could bring that up to anybody but an attorney. And for once, I actually feel sorry for his two daughters that this information can be found through a few point-and-clicks.

Okay, the part about Sophia Loren was pretty funny.

Friday the 13th

2007-07-13T07:20:00.000-03:00

Yeah, it's that time again. I never really watched any of those Jason Voorhees movies growing up. All I remember from my childhood is a lot of Darkwing Duck, Perfect Strangers and pro wrestling. Also, when I'd watch baseball and some announcer (probably Ralph Kiner or Tim McCarver) would call a dude like Darren Daulton or Andy Van Slyke a "veteran". Then I'd think, "oh, wow, they went to war for our country!" I must have been a real idiot. Now, I'm an idiot on a keyboard, but at least I can look back on my past idiocies and find it somewhat humorous.

I noticed the "Flag Blog" feature on the bar above all these Blog*Spot blogs and wondered if anybody here would narc on me because I say the word "fag" a lot, so I decided to read the help feature here to see what would happen. I guess these people are pretty cool with things, so I am thrilled. Too often our society decides to kowtow to some heavy-handed minority. As far as I see it, everybody is a minority anyway. You've got some conservatives, some homosexuals, some liberals, some al-Qaeda members and some alcoholics that are just browsing through the thousands of blogs here so I'd imagine that someone's gonna get offended.

Have a great weekend, everybody. Check out the links when you can.

More Unsurprising Instances of Jealousy!

2007-07-11T10:54:00.000-03:00

Damn you Hulk Hogan for everything that you did to the Iron Sheik! How dare you use steroids while lying to children with the testosto! Okay, I am kidding. Maybe it's because I am tired of having to talk about Hogan. He's in his multi-million dollar home with his wife and son while his daughter is going out and getting fake titties while attempting to become a pop sensation. Apparently, Brooke's album "Undiscovered" really did tank (Ranked #61,789 on Amazon!, supposedly only sold 60,000 copies in the US!) and her record company SoBe just dropped her ass. I'd provide pictures of her new boobed out titties, but I am pretty bored and there's superior jackoff material elsewhere.

It's apparently true that the National Enquirer did do a story on Warrior being a male prostitute in Georgia. Sheik can talk shit with the best of them is what I think. I used to think rap music was the best form of shittalking, but Eminem may have ruined putdowns forever after hearing his endless, unlistenable songs trashing Mariah Carey and other harmless pop stars.

And at least Sheik never asked for any sympathy. When that dude rapped "Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have", I had to roll my eyes. He doesn't make me hate white people or anything, but steering your audience to find sympathy for you when you're the one calling people faggots and shit is kinda fucked up. Eminem can have all the money in the world, but he still has less integrity than our crack-smoking, somewhat homophobic and ring-rat-short-arm-clotheslining Iranian deity.

Hogan definitely did lie on Arsenio Hall. I loved watching Arsenio when I was a kid. The set was great! Arsenio would bring on black guys as guests. The show was the first time that I recognized that Patrick Ewing was a fucking monster. Basketball is the only sport which I can definitely acknowledge as being a freakshow. C'mon, 7-foot motherfuckers running up and down a court to put a ball through a god-damn hoop. Maybe someone will call me a racist.

No, it's okay. Really.

No, I can't believe that it's Tuesday either

2007-07-10T07:08:00.000-03:00

This match is obviously notable because our Hero defeated that Howdy Doody, Bob Backlund. I really don't understand why Backlund decided to change his look from underwear to singlet, but he is in great condition, regardless. No one can take away his accomplishments, but the crowd really does seem a little burned out on him. Vince really did the right thing for his business by giving the title to Sheiky Baba, not the Giant Baba.

I fucking hate videogames. Well, not all videogames. Mario Kart is like the only game that I can play kinda decently, but even then, I finish 7th out of 9th or whatever. But it's all good. Maybe it's better to be a wrestling fanatic than a video game fanatic. But if gamers can get their own channel that they don't have to pay for, then yeah, I guess wrestling fans are somewhat lower on the totem pole of social acceptance. Someone teach me how to jump over that space between the blocks in Super Mario already; I'm always falling down.

So this mulatto chick talks to Sheik and seems kinda annoying. What I like about this video is knowing that she is probably the one chick that is being held on a pedestal by the social outcasts over there. It's not really farfetched to believe someone there was entertaining thoughts about eating her asshole. Maybe Tony Tacalone???

Bahahaha Sheik got a little too angry at Nikolai and Hulk. Why can't I just move on to the next internet legend? Instead, I still find all of these angry Sheik clips incredibly funny. Maybe I just have a soft spot for angry old people. Well, except my grandparents.

Where do we go from here?

2007-07-07T00:04:00.000-03:00

THIS JUST IN: Sheik is pissed off at Dan Miloni. No, I refuse to call him by his real last name. As far as I am concerned, he is Dan Miloni. How the fuck are you going to treat the legend like this? Fuck Miloni and that jew jabronie, Doctor Von Johnson. How are you going to not invite the legend into Applebee's? This is completely unfair.

But what DID Sheiky Baby eat AT Applebee's??? This is what I'd like to know. Does he just drink beers, eat Snickers bars and possibly eat Ramen noodles. Who knows? It's one of life's eternal questions, I guess. Unfortunate, isn't it? We've uncovered all the tales that Sheiky has regaled about Takhti, Volkoff and Russian figure skaters, but we haven't figured this out just yet. Too bad he couldn't run down his preferences when it comes to ordering at Applebee's.

He loved the Original Sheik and Sabu. Apparently, some people are getting all up in arms because he called them "cousin" and "nephew", respectively. It's really just an Islamic/cultural thing that even I have used as an obvious brown man talking about close family friends. Listening to this makes me know Sheiky Baby is a true Brother, not in the Islamic sense, but just the cultural sense. Just like the Jihadi vendors that give me my lunch every afternoon and not like the Pakistani assholes on midtown Manhattan that will charge you over $2.95 for a bag of chips and a Diet Coke. I know, man.

And finally, a few words from PG-13:

It's a Friday

2007-07-06T11:59:00.000-03:00

No videos today because I'm lazy. Just wanted to say thanks to everybody who's come by to check out the videos and commentary. I really appreciate it. Please check out the links on the left side and there's really some great stuff out there.

Peace to Gholamreza Takhti.

A Better Side

2007-07-03T23:10:00.000-03:00

Sheik explains to us about how he got that white cross he's holding in his hand. Apparently, some black person asked him for an autograph, but didn't have the money and only had the cross. Sheik gladly made the trade and has proudly kept the cross for twenty years. What's kinda neat is that Sheik will gladly smoke up with you as he does with people from Late Night Giggin.

Like how many Hall of Famers of anything are hanging with dudes 30 years younger than them? Probably not many, but the desire to smoke various drugs probably does help to bring generations together. Religion doesn't use drugs to bring outsiders into their way of thinking, you've still got to consider the telepathic powers of dudes like Benny Hinn and Joel Olsteen,who do just fine when it comes to influencing people. They're going to do whatever they can to get you to buy into their shit and, hopefully, you'll spend a few bucks on prayer napkins and self-help books and Psalm-reciting vibrators. That's right, Psalm-reciting vibrators! Hopefully, you'll climax before the pocket rocket's voice gets even more vitrolic. I bet it starts out on an even-keeled Mister Rogers style of voice and then, turns into T.D. Jakes after 30 minutes of monotonous tremors from its motor.

So I guess a little medicine isn't gonna hurt anyone other than yourself. You might meet a new friend; seems Sheik does okay when it comes to socializing himself with people who either have a lot of respect for his many accomplishments or just dudes who want to smoke up or dudes who have a lot of respect for him AND want to smoke up with him just because. I wonder how many fans want to smoke up with those DX guys. I definitely see HHH being too much of a narc for drug-inhaling wrestling fans to ever feel comfortable to invite him to smoke up in their grandmother's Oldsmobile, regardless of that "outlaw" DX facade. And Shawn Michaels? Yeah, he's like your dad.

Amazingly, Sheik seems more ready to accept people's habitual cannibus usage than the guys who led girls to pull their tops up and tell pre-pubescent boys to cross their forearms or wrists over their crotches while gleefully playing with a kielbasa.

And you know what? That doesn't bother me one bit.

Tremendous

2007-07-01T20:36:00.000-03:00

Sheik's bitterness only matches his love for his medicine men, Roddy Piper and Bob Orton Jr. It's always good to see that there is that love. It's all you can hope to find in this crazy world we live in. Everyday that he's alive is a good day, because he is alive, while the man that made his life a living hell is 6 feet under. Fair enough.

Adrian Adonis, another medicine man, did way too many drugs. It's great to know Sheik's love of his gimmick never turned him into the blanket wearing rug inspector that Adonis turned out to be in Boston. Trying in vein to find a little bit more coke seems kinda fucked up, though.

Hahahahaha, Putski's a jabronie who loves the garlic gimmick. I know he was roided too much, but I didn't expect him to be into "HA HA HA GAH GAH GAH". No, I didn't really get that either. But whatever. God bless King Kong Bundy. Is he still doing the 5-count on the indies?

Pretty damn gay but like many gay things, pretty damn hilarious. Like when you're at a store and you see two gay guys and you're trying to figure out which one is the top and which one is the bottom. Or maybe that's just me. I also think a buncha grown ass men [you could take that in a literal sense] using ultra-effeminate sounding speech is pretty hilarious. Maybe I haven't gotten with the times yet, but fuck you, I will continue to laugh even when others are uncomfortable with it.

After a really weird week for wrestling fans, I think laughter is something that needs to be explored more. And not so much the fucked-up photoshops that these sociopaths have been putting on the net. Just things that doesn't make you feel uncomfortable. I'm gonna continue to try to make the few people who read this regularly enjoy what they read. Sure, there's going to be some not-so-subtle homophobia from Sheiky, but you're not going to see me put up pictures mocking the victims of a murder scene.

One person that has made me laugh throughout the years is Trevor. He's a lot better at being funny than I am, so check out his blog, because he's got great things to say. The things I say are rather piss-poor in comparison, but I think everybody, including myself, has come to that conclusion already.

SEE YA.

Money Talk, Money Walk

2007-07-01T01:24:00.000-03:00

Sheik shooting on that medicine man, Ric Flair. Gotta love it. Fuck that asshole, Billy Robinson, for trying to break Sheiky Baby's leg. Sheik not liking bullshitters like Flair. Gotta love it. I hope he continues to shoot on these assholes. As Flair tries to get some kinda love on Howard Stern [see that episode with Chris Kanyon, a new gay Greek man from Astoria, Queens], Sheiky Baby is getting love from that Jew. The world works in mysterious ways, I'm telling you.

Bahahahaha "no comment". Elizabeth is awesome. Too bad she's dead, too. Dead wrestlers are a trend that I don't see ending. Nice to see guys are doing their part to end it. Oh, wait...

I like how Sheik is smart enough to see through Ted's religious gimmick. Come on, how the hell is this holier-than-thou guy going to take a job with Vince after shitting on him and his television shows repeatedly? It's not like they didn't have blatently exploitative stuff on their shows while he was an agent, anyway. It's not real hard to notice that most of these wrestlers are the biggest bullshit cons out there and if it isn't hard for a cracked-out broken down wrestler to figure it out, then maybe those idiots in his congregation need to start figuring it out, too.

Actually, maybe they shouldn't. Dibiase has perfected the art of the work without taking any bumps with this religious crap. Although it's pretty deplorable, I like to see that he's using his prior job skills in his new career path.

Piper being Sheik's medicine man is tremendous. He's got a lot of love for guys that he did a lot of drugs with, but I can see why. You're on the road for 80-some-odd days straight, so those bonds are gonna be tight, regardless. Fuck Andre, peace to all the medicine men.

I'm pretty sure Lorraine Bracco was a lot hotter on the Sopranos than in this movie.

The Long Wait is Over

2007-06-29T23:14:00.000-03:00

Man, it's been a long week. I was just too tired to update for a while, but I believe that the only way that Sheik supporters can stop thinking about some psycho killing his wife and kids is NOT to kill their wife and kids. Well, that's just one way. Another way would be to laugh again. I don't provide the laughs, but I provide unmeaningful content that are enjoyed by children, adults, philosophers, shut-ins, psychologists, cokeheads, pornographers, amateur film critics and overall lowlifes everywhere. I'm pretty comfortable saying that.

Sheik steals the show as usual. I was at this thing and it was kinda boring other than Sheik yelling at the top of his lungs. And him deciding to take a break to go into some closed room and smoke a cigarette while drinking a Budweiser. It was nice to know that he's really the same guy on the videos. You know how when people meet their heroes and they're complete assholes? I'm glad to say that Sheiky Baby can never disappoint, unless it's revealed that he's really a lobbyist for those animal rights assholes. Then I'd really get mad. I will eat my fucking chicken and no fucking twat with armpit hair is going to stop me from doing that.

Unless I get a free bag of these out of it.

It's getting kinda late, but I'd like to say that the Iron Sheik is a man that persevered through the struggles of poverty, illiteracy, alcoholism, drug addiction and a healthy love of Snickers bars. He didn't kill his wife and kid when times got tough, but instead took to ranting loud and proud about different wrestlers, whether inspired by jealousy, hatred or waxing poetic about the good times doing medicine-a-to-the-z. People are gonna look down on him, and for some reasons, rightfully so, but he has lived a hell of a life and I will continue to celebrate it, even if it alienates you, the reader. Why? Because I intend on entertaining myself and this is my way of doing it.

Thanks for reading!

Chris Benoit

2007-06-26T00:56:00.000-03:00

He did some fucked up shit. Back later.

The Bangles Were The Shit

2007-06-25T14:14:00.000-03:00

Sheik doesn't seem to be too upset about the press that he got, but he does seem somewhat ashamed about all the medicine that he had in the car when he got stopped in NJ with Hacksaw Jim Duggan. You can't drink and drive in New Jersey, according to our number one ambassador of all things Iranian.

Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers came to meet the Iron Sheik! An amazing encounter that surprisingly did not end with Sheik ranting about training with Gholamreza Takhti or saving Farah Pahlavi from Islamic revolutionaries. Just a quick meet-and-greet-but-don't-forget-to-hold-mah-belt. Sounds perfectly fine. I didn't know those Star Wars niggas watched professional wrestling. Maybe they don't, but it's entirely possible that they have access to Youtube on fuckin' Mars or wherever they're from. No, I am not a Star Wars buff, but I remember the episode where Larry tried to kick Balki out of the Chicago Chronicle.

Burqas, Broads and Blacks

2007-06-24T01:03:00.000-03:00

This black brother decides that the world needs to hear him do an Iron Sheik impersonation. Does he realize that he has disgraced the Iranian people with his piss-poor version of our favorite speaker of Farsi? Probably not. But he can definitely use this to hook up with females that also like watching Iron Sheik videos. Is there an actual market? Like maybe a relationship website based on Iron Sheik going crazy and the various videos bringing together men and women, young and old. Romance over discussing just how great opening-match wrestler Khosrow Vaziri did as a babyface working for Verne Gagne's AAU doesn't seem too implausible. (Okay, maybe it does.)

On a scale of 1-10 as far as impersonations go, I give this maybe a 3, but I am giving a bonus because of the Miloni dude. Yeah, that wasn't so bad.

So we finally get to hear the awesome story of the Iron Sheik short-arming some ringrat of Marty Jannetty's and getting stretchered out of the hotel. Yeah, it's all good because he gave her different kinds of medicine: painkillers, cocaine and beer, but she refused to do the job. How dare she refuse to put our beloved hero during his time of sexual need! I actually think that second sentence will upset a feminist or someone who takes the internet too seriously. Yeah, let's see if Gloria Allred decides to e-mail me at a frivolous pace. I'd actually welcome it so I can repost them here and have a good laugh.

Honestly, I do believe that the usage of the short-arm-clothesline on some poor rat was unnecessary. Couldn't he have gotten his own whore to snort, shoot and fuck on his own? I'd doubt he'd actually have done it to a burqa-wearing Iranian women. Everytime I pass by one of them, I feel that black bedsheet that they wear over their head is some amazing forcefield that will just get weird glances from weirded-out people like myself. Considering that he wants to have sex with Rosie O'Donnell, I wouldn't be shocked if he didn't short-arm-clothesline her, either. However, there's reason to believe that he would leg-dive that lesbian if she refused his sexual advances.

Sheik tackles Backlund

2007-06-22T18:32:00.000-03:00

First off, big thanks to Mr. Joe Gagne for having me come on his internet radio show for the millionth time. Go to www.joeversustheworld.com and check out ALL the archives.

Sheiky Baba likes old Bob, but thinks that he went nuts after losing the title. I don't know what is worse: going nuts after losing your title or going nuts due to drug abuse. Make up your own minds, folks. Even still, there's still that mutual respect since Bob was an accomplished amateur wrestler (1971 NCAA Division II Wrestling Champion at 191 pounds!).

And even if Bob refuses Vince's HOF offer, he'll be apart of this:

There is a demand.

2007-06-21T22:58:00.000-03:00

A nice rant about that freak, Andre the Giant. He was impressive, but not as much as Alexander Medved. Sheik just hates this dude for being unprofessional with him in the ring.

I love it when this guy says "essport" instead of "sport". Yeah, it would've been entertaining if Fuji and him would've beat Stossel's ass along with his "medicine man" David Schulz.

Sheik always shifts his feelings about Hogan. On many of his shoots and random interviews, he seems really bitter towards him. But in a few, he actually has nice things to say. It's definitely kinda strange, especially knowing that a month or so ago, the two actually took pictures together and had a friendly conversation. At least Hogan didn't sell out Sheik for two dollahs.

New Happenings

2007-06-20T19:55:00.000-03:00

Man, I'm definitely looking forward to continuing with the blog now. The idea of an actual Sheik talk show on Raw has suddenly become the most important thing on my mind as far as must-see television. I'd like for The Office to come back soon, but this is perfect! Yes, I am very excited. Not only for whatever goes down, but the popularity of future Youtube clips of the Sheik. Like even if WWE ended up taking down most of his clips, there will always be more. It's too bad that newer and younger fans like myself didn't get to appreciate Fred Blassie. There's this one clip of him and Blassie cutting a great promo and it's got iranian clubs and everything, but apparently that got taken down. Youtube, don't fail us.

Nikolai being Sheik's favorite partner, but his Jewish tendencies rubbed him the wrong way. I've listened to a lot of interviews at work where people are asked about wrestling these two guys; most are pretty favorable, though I believe Dynamite Kid wrote in his book that wrestling them was "embarassing". I wonder where Bull Ramos ranks on his list of favorite partners.

Thanks to Slam! Sports for the Ramos pic.

A Good Monday To Bullshit About Sheiky

2007-06-18T20:20:00.000-03:00

These taste good! I don't know the brands, but I learned that sambuca is sticky but nice while watching a crappy movie. Or a mediocre movie that is awesome like Team America. And Disaronno ain't bad either, although it was recommended that I mix it with something else, but fuck that shit. I need to clean these out eventually.

See, this is what I've learned to re-appreciate about wrestling: the riling of crowds. American kids care about cool moves that they can do to their friends on the concrete "playgrounds" in their inner city. But we love to hate people. Especially foreigners. I was conflicted as a kid; like, should I really be hating Sheik? He greeted me with Islamic greetings that my family would also use! Could I really hate another brother? I could always hate Nikolai, though. That anthem, man. Fuck him. I appreciate the anger that their characters riled up. It impresses me more than the actual wrestling.

Like all these smart marks love Benoit. Hey, I love him, too. But it wasn't just politics that didn't make him a star in America. It was a lack of a reason to hate him or love him. The moves, the psychology, the bumps were all there. But the public will attach themselves emotionally to those that are larger than life or represent something that means something. Sheik and Volkoff represented the Ayatollah and those Communist fuckers. They gave the people a great reason to buy a ticket and boo them out of the building.

It's a shame that Benoit could not muster those kind of emotions during his peak as a performer. It's something that both he and the people booking him are responsible for when people look back on his career.

Ahahahaha Nikolai is a cheap Jew crying over the loss of his spoon. Just tremendous. I wish they'd make a sitcom starring these two guys. "The Odd Couple" Part 2 would be something that I'd watch over any episode of "Hogan Knows Best".

I'm lazy. Back in a couple days. Going to see Mets vs. Twins tomorrow.

Boy, I hate do-overs

2007-06-16T15:01:00.000-03:00

Posting at another computer did not help! My amazing commentary was lost! Let's try this again, but FIRST...

She was fucking awesome. Best woman in wrestling ever. I wonder what Moolah's legacy is gonna be when she dies?

This was pretty unfunny. Like, dude, if you're gonna do your own funny rendition while piggybacking off of the awesomeness of Sheik, at least be a little creative. Is that a little hard to ask for these days???

Sheik was in Syracuse! Did he make it up to Parish, Coloss or Pulaski? I would doubt it, but he might have gone down to the Southside in order to score some medicine. It's all good. I love the Mid City Gym tee shirt. Much love to Bruno, Backlund, but not to that jabronie Hulk Hogan.

Did Sheik really need a second around this time? Even though he wasn't main eventing, his ability to promo really did improve since his first WWF run where all he'd say was "BALA BALA BALA". This match didn't kill Sheik's career or anything; who knew that so many people would pop for a small package? I'd rather have seen Sheik vs. Morales, but whatever.

MORE MORE MORE

2007-06-12T19:56:00.000-03:00

But first, what an ending to Raw. RIP Vince????

Sheik hates Brian Blair. We all know this.

Allegations that Ultimate Warrior was a gay prostitute, which did appear in the National Enquirer. He was like Pat Patterson! He still couldn't do the Iranian club routine, which seems rather sad in retrospect.

I like how Sheik feels sad about Chris Candido's death, yet brags that Sunny wanted to have sex with him. Sunny has said that she fucked both Shawn Michaels and Davey Boy Smith so, since he's a shooter, man, and "Kentucky Derby", could it be hard to believe that she also wanted an Iranian club up her twat?

A Bonanza

2007-06-11T20:37:00.000-03:00

Well, not this kind, but to celebrate the Iron Sheik's appearance on Raw in many, many years, I gotta comment on many videos today. Or actually tonight. YES. I do believe his last time on Raw was with managing the Sultan, but I did see him on the Pillman tribute Raw.

Yeah, Sheik hates Jimmy Hart. He doesn't like stooges, as Hart has always had a very close relationship with Lawler...and possibly Nick Gulas? The spitting is tremendous, as well as Sheik's need to say "no comment" before giving a short rant. That's always great.

It's definitely really fucked up that Sheik only got a bump for the three grams of cocaine that he carried over the border for Jake the Snake. That's a huge risk for someone going through citizenship issues along with dealing with the stress of not seeing his family for years. Like, damn, Sheik, what were you thinking, man? But I still believe that he should've gotten half considering that he could have gotten deported.

Sheik's got a lot of pride. The money is not an issue for him. Hitting Brian Blair where it hurts with the disses in regards to his divorce and child support. That was some low shit, haha. He should've fucked his ass and made him humble, but he was lucky, punk!

Chris Jericho is a fucking jabronie for disrespecting the Iron Sheik for calling himself Ayatollah. The philosophical debate as to where he stands in comparison to Khomeini seems to be something that will be endless. What fatwas against overhyped authors has Jericho put out, by the way?

PEACE.

Sheik Hates Adnan

2007-06-07T05:54:00.000-03:00

Can anyone really get angry at him? Reading the youtube comments are a little disturbing. Sheik came to America at around 27 or 28 years old. Do people think he'd be an open-minded person about Iraqis that were killing people from his town, village and country? I really can't fault him for feeling this way, but it's kinda sad. Oh, Sheik hates the Mustafa gimmick and is happy that Bush went to Iraq to get Saddam.

I know that the man is set in his ways, but I wonder if somebody like Arnold Skaaland could've gathered the wrestlers to make their own version of "We Are The World"? A Sheik/Kaissey duet with a great Kamala solo would have been nice. Instead, we are left with angry wrestlers spouting off promos on Youtube. Hey, that's life.

Or whatever.

Apologies and Reviews!

2007-06-06T08:28:00.000-03:00

I'd like to first apologize for not doing an update for the zero people that puruse this, but if you do, then, uh, yeah, sorry. I decided to do other things like eat dinner and watch shitty ECW. I know that's not a valid excuse, but this blog is not about validity, sorry.

So because I am feeling sad (or just fucking weird), I'm gonna comment on two videos. Why? Because this is a labor of love. Or just a labor. I don't get paid for this, but I am paying the price. The price of seeing Sheiky Baby's phrases dance through my brain during random and awkward moments.

The Iron Sheik bitches more about Hulk Hogan and how he loves the crack. And also that he was involved with Mr. Pat Patterson. But in what way was he involved with Patterson? Maybe they had investments? Maybe they had a secret poker game with Barry O, Barry Windham and Barry Horowitz??? Dan Mirade seems rather composed throughout all of this ranting. Sheik seems really bitter about not getting a long reign, but at least he got to defend his belt against Tito Santana. Even if Tito was "better than nothing".

Sheik rants on Andre here! He says he has no respect for that big man. I've heard that Andre used to really rough up Sheik in the ring. Like unprofessionally. Who really knows why? The claim that Andre was mean to his fans when he was a babyface might be something that needs to be looked into on andrethegiantyoutubereview.blogspot.com, which may not exist. However, the claim that he gives his autographs for free may be debatable. I bought some autographs from our favorite short-term WWF heavyweight champion of the world for $20. I probably should have invoked the MWF Dan Miloni Shoot Discount, but who knows if that would have been enough. I did see him give a free glossy to a disabled individual, so I don't doubt that he can be a good dude.

SHEIKY VALUE: This was all great. Your grandchildren will remember this. Maybe not your wife, though.

Sheik Rants About Wendi Richter

2007-06-04T21:33:00.000-03:00

Honestly, I am not in the mood to do this but I like keeping my brain busy and, unfortunately, this is the only way that I can keep that feeble thing working. Sheiky Baby tells all about Miss Richter, who liked everything about Sheik except for, well, actually desiring getting into the underpants of our favorite Shiite Muslim. Props to Manican2000 for another great clip!

SHEIKY VALUE: This is one of the great things about the MWF shoot. All of his rants are classic and learned almost fundamentally by the slightly-more-than-casual Internet addict that isn't into furries, assplay or debating the effortless problem-solving of the pythagorean theorem.

Iron Sheik's Thoughts on Hulk Hogan

2007-06-03T21:10:00.001-03:00

This is from that infamous MWF shoot interview that he did with Dan Mirade. It's interesting that Sheik held not getting a call to come to WCW against Hogan. According to Jim Cornette, Sheik's contract rolled over for another year because the lawyers just forgot about him or something. He didn't have to wrestle for much of that period because he was apparently a really bad jobber, according to Cornette. Maybe Sheik was looked at as washed up by the time Hogan came in. Hey, at least he got that managerial run with the Sultan.

SHEIKY VALUE: This was okay, but he doesn't really go nuts here. He does not like Hulk very much, which leads to Sheik calling him a "fag". I can't complain about this. Neither should you!

Iron Sheik Will Break Your Back

2007-06-02T18:45:00.000-03:00

This appearance was at some convention in NYC that I ended up going to on the day after this video. Nikolai seems to have taken the anger coming from Sheik in much stride, which is commendable! I think we can all come to terms with Sheik hating Brian Blair will continue on and on forever and ever.

SHEIKY VALUE: This was great. You really don't have to come to this blog. I am going to continue on this kick until there are no more Youtube videos, which I sincerely doubt.

Also, I need video of Sheik on Derek and Romaine. It sounds great!

Iron Sheik Rants and Raves About Nikolai's Penny-Pinching Ways

2007-06-01T09:30:00.000-03:00

I like that someone decided to actually film the tape of Sheik's rants off the television because you can see what an amazing temper that the guy has, even when he's not talking about Brian Blair. I must say that I want Sheik's USA hoodie. Do you think I could buy it for $5...and will it reek of marijuana? Regardless, another classic Sheik moment as he rants and raves all about Nikolai being a cheap Jew jabronie with an obsession for the George Foreman gimmick.

SHEIKY VALUE: He's missing several teeth! The video quality is kinda lackluster, but that's what happens when people can't convert DVDs to video or whatever. I didn't know Nikolai was a Jew; I thought he was a Croatian. Regardless, these were good times when the various videos started popping up.

My commentary means nothing, but I insist on typing something.

Toyota Commercial

2007-05-31T08:04:00.000-03:00

Damn, he really was a mainstream star during the peak of his career. He could've parlayed his wrestling fan into becoming one of those dudes on Hollywood Squares. He'd make that show a million times more funnier than that Jim J. Bullock guy.

SHEIKY VALUE: This is great for the jumping and for "UNBEATABLE FREEDOM!" Chances are that you've never done a Toyota commercial! A great accomplishment for the patron saint of all drug-addled professional wrestlers.

A great Iron Sheik promo

2007-05-30T20:58:00.000-03:00

Iron Sheik at the Totally Tool Wrestling show in 2006! I must say that it's funny to see the streamer around his arm that he seems to completely ignore. Like, when I'm that age, will I be the same way? The USA Olympics pin on his jacket is fucking great, too. I want it so I can bamboozle people into thinking that I went to Munich, Germany and became an Olympic champwhen. Anyhow, this also has future superstar Larry Sweeney, whose last name becomes mangled by Sheik. The ten count to Bruiser and Crusher is tremendous. I loved all of this.

SHEIKY VALUE:

Hmm, I had this huge rant that I just deleted that kinda defended Sheik for all his craziness, but I think I'll just not do it at this very moment.

Oh, right, the video! Joey Eastman booked Sheik and did not exploit him, which was wonderful. Sheik's micwork is underrated as I don't know too many men in their mid-60s that can rile himself up in front of a few hundred people. I hope I have that kinda courage when I am cashing my AARP checks.

Boogie

2007-05-29T23:40:00.000-03:00

It's amazing how the Sheik Youtube phenomenon really took over. Our first of MANY music videos featuring the most over-used phrase on the internets, drunken gatherings and professional wrestling shows was only 3 or 4 months later. It's amazing how people just gravitate towards things until they really don't become funny anymore. Sheik's said "make him humble" more times than Dave Chappelle said "I'm Rick James, bitch!", but people still love hearing it as long as he continues to use that threat towards more people than Brian Blair. But yeah, this video was funny if you listen to some internet radio show. Chances are that you don't, but don't worry, you're not missing a thing.

SHEIKY VALUE: The beginning of a new era of Youtube love. Let us not deny where it came from, people. Acknowledgement is only the first step or something. Yeah.

No, I don't know either.

2007-05-28T15:54:00.000-03:00

I don't know why this was labeled The Iron Sheik, but all I can say is this may impress some, but I can guarantee these will be seventeen seconds that you will regret wasting on watching this shit.

The First of Many Renditions to Come

2007-05-27T14:16:00.000-03:00

This young man seems drunk off his ass while doing his rendition of our favorite video of all time, all my life. On a scale of 1-10, this was a 6. I know there will be controversy involving why this video was placed, bbecause, yeah, this website is all about the Iron Sheik on Youtube. However, the affect that the guy has on the culture of drunken douchebags and assorted drug-addled counter-culture is also part of this, as far as how I have categorized it in my mind. I don't just want to celebrate Sheik, but the followers and imitators, even if it means listening to their lackluster versions of one man's meaningful rant. Well, meaningful to him.

Sheiky At It Again

2007-05-27T01:58:00.000-03:00

I believe this was at some convention in California, but I am way too lazy to figure out for sure. All I know is that Sheiky Baba doesn't seem to give a shit and is more than happy to address "DHETPAWNKJEHBRONEHFEHHG" Brian Blair. Of course, the requisite spitting is involved. Is that the infamous Tony Tacalone sitting next to him. Conventions are just weird things to go to. I think it's as funny looking at the different reactions of people listening to our favorite speaker of Farsi rant.

SHEIKY VALUE: This was pretty funny, as well. But the brevity of the clip takes awayv from the genius of this former 181.5 pound AAU Greco-Roman champion. I am about 150% sure that Sheik's rant prior to the video beginning was tremendous. All we get is the ending, which is fine and all, but I enjoy a five minute Sheik rant.

But this clip is perfectly fine and just tremendous.

It's what the world needs.

What I've always wanted to know from this clip was what he was saying in the beginning. "Salculuntea" doesn't sound like a real word. Maybe Sheik's own personal vocabulary is even more mixed up than we, the Youtube enthusiasts, even know. I wonder how he discusses the plight of Muslims from the persecution of Serbs. No, I will continue on that tangent because I realize that I am entirely too ignorant to have a logical point to make on a subject that I even know little about. And if there's one thing that this blog is celebrating, it's the ignorance of our incredibly entertaining subject. And a whole buncha things that would be very intriguing for a 45-minute sociology class that half the students are taking in order to fulfill a liberal arts pre-requisite.

Wrestlecrap Allstars: Lex Luger vs The Iron Sheik

2007-05-26T10:20:00.000-03:00

Hey, everyone! I'm really trying to make this blog work because I know there is a need for extensive analysis of everything dealing with Sheiky videos. Please help me out and click on the ad on the bottom or if you don't, then I guess I'll have to rely on my real-life job in order to pay my bills. Whatever. Anyhow, some guy from that Wrestlecrap forum made this. You got highlights of Lex Luger's infamous promo from Billy Firehawk's Cyperspace group, Iron Sheik's MWF shoot and something involving Bret Hart and hypnosis.

SHEIKY VALUE: This wasn't all that. I guess it's funny when you watch it the first time, but I never really got with it enough to want to watch this ever again. Right.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

2007-05-25T00:27:00.000-03:00

So Sheik and a buncha white people including SANTA go to a mall and he gives out autographs. He always proceeds to run down Hogan using many expletives that are bleeped. What's interesting as while the curses are bleeped, the video proudly displays an advertisement for some porn wrestling site. I don't get it.

SHEIKY VALUE: The editing of the venom that spews from the mouth of our favorite moustachioed Iranian hurt my soul. It's something truly sad and unfortunate. However, the confrontation at the end with blurred out mall security looks like tremendous footage. Seeing Sheik hobble out while ranting about being disabled is kinda sad, but not sad enough for me to donate more spare change for the Ronald McDonald House.

Iron Sheik goes nuts

2007-05-24T07:22:00.000-03:00

This was uploaded by the infamous KaneRobot over a year ago and somehow became one of the most popular clips on Youtube during the time that it's been up. Can you believe there's been over 250,000 views of this clip? Me neither. I doubt Sheiky really understands how big the phenomenon is, but I have always entertained the possibility that he is secretly an entrepreneur who decided to mock-exploit himself in order to take over the internets and build his legend up to the likes of what he's believes are his contemporaries: Gholamreza Takhti, Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan. Well, maybe not Takhti, but hey, if the man can become revered all due to shitting all over the lesser-known Killer Bee, then why not?

SHEIKY VALUE: This is still the pinnacle of all Iron Sheik rants. Don't let anyone else fool you! Sheik makes sure to tell us that he wrestled in front of 93,000 people in the Pontiac Silverdome. And that he respects Jim Brunzell, but not Brian Blair. But the threat of anal rape is likely what makes us all laugh, chuckle, giggle or shake our heads in disbelief, but it captured the attention of thousands of people. This is all so very brilliant. When your children grow up, play this for them and learn about the legend.

Jimmy Snuka versus Sheiky and L'artiste

2007-05-24T00:36:00.000-03:00

L'artiste is some Canadian wrestler named Phil Latio and he is really the only loser in this tremendous match of titans that are Snuka and Sheik. Snuka does his impressive-for-an-old-man leapfrogging and Sheik is wearing a tremendous wrestling singlet while ruthlessly attacking poor Jimmy. In the end, only one man gets pinned and it should be too hard to guess who it is.

SHEIKY VALUE: Decent, if only for Sheik yelling at Latio to hold up Snuka while cursing at him. However, not enough trademark Sheik punches and not enough anti-American slogans screaming out of his mouth.

MISSION STATEMENT

2007-05-24T00:00:00.000-03:00

We will review every Iron Sheik video and give our thoughts on it in long, unreadable diatribes that will go ignored on possibly the most retarded blog on the internet.

But it doesn't matter right now. We thank YOU for being a part of this. We will start from the first video ever uploaded about Sheik and continue forth with HOPEFULLY a review everyday unless one of us or the other goes on vacation. Then, our cats Conan and Brooklyn will be in charge.

That MIGHT be kinda hard for them to do. But look at them and see if YOU think they're up for the job. Or just wait for the humans to type, instead.